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Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Sudo Echo posted:

please do find some popular media with characters using android that isn't samsung product placement.

lol you literally think advertising is real life.

i guess according to your worldview dumbass luxury cars that drive like poo poo are better sellers than camrys as well

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001


wearing a t-shirt of yourself is pretty meta

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'



on the one hand gently caress ads.

on the other gently caress flash.

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
on teh other hand: i love flash ads on my iphone

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


i saw an ad once

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

Nintendo Kid posted:

lol you literally think advertising is real life.

i guess according to your worldview dumbass luxury cars that drive like poo poo are better sellers than camrys as well

you have some serious comprehension issues lmao

go back to coupons

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

theadder posted:

i saw an ad once

a what now

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Sudo Echo posted:

you have some serious comprehension issues lmao


you have serious mental deficiencies

ufarn
May 30, 2009
its what you see before your eyes when you get run over wearing your google glass

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

Nintendo Kid posted:

you have serious mental deficiencies

can you do a pedantic breakdown of what you meant be "default", tia

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Sudo Echo posted:

can you do a pedantic breakdown of what you meant be "default", tia

no, that's not how fishmech works, you're supposed to guess at what it thinks and then it replies that you guessed wrong

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Sudo Echo posted:

can you do a pedantic breakdown of what you meant be "default", tia

the most popular, which has never been apple.

theadder
Dec 30, 2011



i know!!!!

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

Nintendo Kid posted:

the most popular, which has never been apple.

oh see here I thought it meant "what everyone else copies like a template"

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Sudo Echo posted:

oh see here I thought it meant "what everyone else copies like a template"

fly, you fools

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Sudo Echo posted:

oh see here I thought it meant "what everyone else copies like a template"

by that definition, almost everyone owns an apple funded phone.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Sudo Echo posted:

oh see here I thought it meant "what everyone else copies like a template"

by that definition xerox is the default computer and nokia is the default phone, lol

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Last Chance posted:

by that definition, almost everyone owns an apple funded phone.

kind of a shame that sarnsung isn'tr required to put "Designed by Apple in California" on all their knockoffs

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

Nintendo Kid posted:

by that definition xerox is the default computer and nokia is the default phone, lol

well xerox is now a synonym for photocopy and every dumphone aspired to be a nokia, so yeah they are.

oh fishmech :allears:

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Sudo Echo posted:

well xerox is now a synonym for photocopy and every dumphone aspired to be a nokia, so yeah they are.

oh fishmech :allears:

so by your standard the iphone is an lg phone:



(slab, capacitive touch, relased months before the iphone)

congrats on jacking off over ur lg knockoff

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

that's pretty pathetic, even for you. better luck next time.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Sudo Echo posted:

that's pretty pathetic, even for you. better luck next time.

yes, the iphone is a pathetic phone for pathetic people who are ignorant as hell. you've proved that.

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

how to troll fishmech in one easy step

- Sent from my iPhone

DaNzA
Sep 11, 2001

:D
Grimey Drawer
*gets ton of ads per page*
"why is my smart phone seem to be getting slower and slower crapple???"


remember the time when you can open up a page on your mobile device with pretty much no ads because most of them are flash based and doesn't get loaded by default?

good times

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

Nintendo Kid posted:

yes, the iphone is a pathetic phone for pathetic people who are ignorant as hell. you've proved that.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Sudo Echo posted:

how to troll fishmech in one easy step

- Sent from my iPhone

i'm not being trolled by your poor life choices, childe

DaNzA
Sep 11, 2001

:D
Grimey Drawer
the shittiest part of that html5 ad thing is that you already have limited screen space and battery and now they are using it for ads

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
where is the safari mobile adblock obama

where is it

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

Nintendo Kid posted:

i'm not being trolled by your poor life choices, childe

I actually use opera on a w810i

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Sudo Echo posted:

I actually use opera on a w810i

additional poor life choic confirmed

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

Nintendo Kid posted:

additional poor life choic confirmed

this guy is freaking pwning O_o

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Nintendo Kid posted:

by that definition xerox is the default computer and nokia is the default phone, lol

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

where is the safari mobile adblock obama

where is it

This would gently caress so much of the Internet please do this

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

CatelynIsAZombie posted:

this guy is freaking pwning O_o

help im being burned alive

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Necc0 posted:

This would gently caress so much of the Internet please do this

need to sell my GOOG/GOOGL first though

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Necc0 posted:

This would gently caress so much of the Internet please do this
timb should just go around to facebook and google every quarter, take out his iphone to show them the "ad blocking mode" switch on his latest mobile safari build, and then hold out his hand for them to put the big checks for him not to ship it for another quarter

wait 90 days, rinse, repeat

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

FMguru posted:

timb should just go around to facebook and google every quarter, take out his iphone to show them the "ad blocking mode" switch on his latest mobile safari build, and then hold out his hand for them to put the big checks for him not to ship it for another quarter

wait 90 days, rinse, repeat

mysteriously, the google test driving fuel tanker crashes into apple hq

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

this but the opposite

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in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Nintendo Kid posted:

mysteriously, the google test driving fuel tanker crashes into apple hq

you dont buy a military robot company without having a few go haywire in your competitors hq accidentally

you have 20 seconds to comply

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