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The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.

Alan Smithee posted:

Has anyone posted the Dubai torch tower? Cuz I wanna post the torch tower

That looked like a huge fire but nobody was killed. I think that just shows the excellent work of all the slaves that died building it.

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Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Flagrant Abuse posted:

Filed under "beautiful but moronic" we have Sagrada Familia.



What makes it moronic? It broke ground in the 1880s and is estimated to still be at least ten years from completion, despite having been worked on for almost all the entire intervening time except during the Spanish Civil War.

The construction of Cologne Cathedral took 632 years and it wasn't completed until 1880, but that's the only architectural failure about it. In fact it's so well built, that much of it even survived massive firebombing in World War II. Also it is quite pretty.



In the southern tower there is the largest swinging bell in the world:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3L8z1z03bc

Honj Steak fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Feb 26, 2015

CuteJen96
Feb 23, 2015

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 2 years!)

Honj Steak posted:

The construction of Cologne Cathedral took 632 years and it wasn't completed until 1880, but that's the only architectural failure about it. In fact it's so well built, that much of it even survived massive firebombing in World War II. Also it is quite pretty.



In the southern tower there is the largest swinging bell in the world:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3L8z1z03bc

I went to an organ concert once when I was a kid. it was powerful and moving.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Honj Steak posted:

The construction of Cologne Cathedral took 632 years and it wasn't completed until 1880, but that's the only architectural failure about it. In fact it's so well built, that much of it even survived massive firebombing in World War II. Also it is quite pretty.

How long would it take us to knock one of those up these days?

1337JiveTurkey
Feb 17, 2005

I've learned from this thread that every building in some overly ornamented revival style from the late 19th-early 20th century should be preserved unto the end of ages. After a point I can start to see the perspective of everyone in the 1950s and 1960s wondering how many loving beaux arts railroad stations does the world need anyhow?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

1337JiveTurkey posted:

I've learned from this thread that every building in some overly ornamented revival style from the late 19th-early 20th century should be preserved unto the end of ages. After a point I can start to see the perspective of everyone in the 1950s and 1960s wondering how many loving beaux arts railroad stations does the world need anyhow?

This is a troll free zone, friend.

1337JiveTurkey
Feb 17, 2005

Butt Wizard posted:

How long would it take us to knock one of those up these days?

Pretty fast but think of it like a sort of job program that builders poke away at whenever things are slow on other stuff.

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

1337JiveTurkey posted:

I've learned from this thread that every building in some overly ornamented revival style from the late 19th-early 20th century should be preserved unto the end of ages. After a point I can start to see the perspective of everyone in the 1950s and 1960s wondering how many loving beaux arts railroad stations does the world need anyhow?
It's mostly just that a lot of these mid-century buildings are like a wet fart. The late 19th century buildings, especially the North American ones, were at least built out of a mix of materials, so even if the architects then had a hard-on for monochromatic neo-classicism they ended up building something with a mix of brick-red and off-white/grey/cream/??? concrete. Aging often helped that stuff too, especially if the roofing was copper, 'cos then you'd get a nice blue-green top to it all.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy
I love Chicago and I love Chicago architecture. This one's for my fellow Brutalism fans:



The 17th Church of Christ, Scientist in Downtown Chicago. Inside, it's a quiet oasis with natural lighting coming in from above. Outside, it's surrounded on all sides by skyscrapers, and threatened by increasing demand for downtown property. The building is kept around thanks to donations from its largely affluent congregation, but as Christian Science continues to decrease in membership, the building gets closer and closer to being torn down and replaced with another Trump Tower-style monstrosity. Hopefully it sticks around for a while, cuz I think it looks awesome.

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?
Bunker church owns.

Brutalism is one of the best styles ever devised.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

0haiThere posted:

Maybe old Greek/Roman buildings were originally painted, but their colors faded over the years. Like how they used to paint their statues.



Actually, that could be a cool idea for a photoshop thread. "Paint the brutalist building".

:getin:

and yeah the akropolis was painted gold and blue around the top iirc

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

Jmcrofts posted:

I love Chicago and I love Chicago architecture. This one's for my fellow Brutalism fans:



The 17th Church of Christ, Scientist in Downtown Chicago. Inside, it's a quiet oasis with natural lighting coming in from above. Outside, it's surrounded on all sides by skyscrapers....

No it's not. It's facing the river. It is empty on, like, 60% of its sides. I mean, I dig the look, but it's not like some hidden gem.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
My old campus used to have some really well-recognised Brutalist architecture but one of the buildings was torn down to make way for modern glass canopy stuff instead.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Evil_Greven posted:

Brutalism is one of the best styles ever devised.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

Professor Shark posted:

Builds super *liberal* lego building

hmm this this here thing of modern art hmm seems liike my five year old could do it haha lol

Melondog
Oct 9, 2006

:yeshaha:
22 pages and no Seattle Central Library?



Concentrate all firepower on that super star destroyer!

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Segmentation Fox posted:

Concentrate all firepower on that super star destroyer!

It looks like they already did.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
There's a good article on my local newspaper today about how much the lack of smog has changed the way our city looks over the last 50 years. Also might help explain why people were a lot more cavalier about demolishing buildings which look a lot nicer nowadays.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/manchesters-dark-history-archive-pictures-8722223

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
It seems every university campus in England has to be weird and semi-brutalist. Here's the University of Sussex where I lived and had a love/hate relationship with the architecture.








Weird church/meeting room which was my favourite building:


Here it is inside, the bricks were glowy and cool:



I think this landmark is sadly gone, the cheap dorms called East Slope. I'm sure they were a temporary solution in the 70s, yet still housed poor students in what felt like cardboard boxes. Best parties though:

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.

Jonad posted:

There's a building in my town that the university bought and was planning to turn into dorms. Thing is, people were upset because the (actually very pretty) building was a former women's prison; it still had the wrought iron bars on the windows. The school decided to turn it into an archive instead.

Speaking of my town (Kingston, Ontario) there's this beauty not two blocks from where I live.

It was built as a student co-op housing project called Elrond Towers, but like most student projects it went to poo poo. The new owners renamed it to Princess Towers, after the street its on. I see this thing pretty often walking home, really lends a kind of 'Soviet cyberpunk' atmosphere to cold evenings.

I'm being triggered from page 6. I swear Kingston never ever gets brought up on these forums except when there's a 'local abomination' thread and it's always the Princess Towers.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice
Ypsilanti has what is lovingly known as the Brick Dick.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

netally posted:

It seems every university campus in England has to be weird and semi-brutalist. Here's the University of Sussex where I lived and had a love/hate relationship with the architecture.

Knowledge is overly oppressive, yet still somehow somewhat standoff'ish power.

Just as it should be.

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

I am phone posting, but if one of you lovely goons looked up the University of East Anglia, you'd not be disappointed.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

a pipe smoking dog posted:

There's a good article on my local newspaper today about how much the lack of smog has changed the way our city looks over the last 50 years. Also might help explain why people were a lot more cavalier about demolishing buildings which look a lot nicer nowadays.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/manchesters-dark-history-archive-pictures-8722223

Goddamn. I knew the soot was bad, but that's dramatic.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Fojar38 posted:

Speaking of the University of Toronto campus has anyone posted Robarts Library aka Brutalist Peacock?



this is the best thing ive ever seen

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Three Olives posted:

I've heard numerous, numerous people say they like it but god this thing is a turd:



also I live like 20 minutes from this thing

the picture doesn't do it justice about how ugly it is

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
http://www.architectural-review.com/essays/empty-gestures-starchitectures-swan-song/8679010.article?blocktitle=Must-read&contentID=12701

An article with a whole bunch of contenders for this thread.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

I unironically like every building pictured :shrug: Maybe I'm not good at judging architecture.

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.
Look at this structure that "flagrantly disregard their settings, reducing architecture to mere superfluous spectacle, over-exaggerated and detached from reality". And after looking at the Eiffel Tower, check out Frank Gehry’s Fondation Louis Vuitton.

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a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

The Twinkie Czar posted:

Look at this structure that "flagrantly disregard their settings, reducing architecture to mere superfluous spectacle, over-exaggerated and detached from reality". And after looking at the Eiffel Tower, check out Frank Gehry’s Fondation Louis Vuitton.



I mean the tour montparnasse is in that photo which is about 1000 times worse.

Though the Gehry building is also super lovely.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

The Twinkie Czar posted:

Look at this structure that "flagrantly disregard their settings, reducing architecture to mere superfluous spectacle, over-exaggerated and detached from reality". And after looking at the Eiffel Tower, check out Frank Gehry’s Fondation Louis Vuitton.



exactly, the critics ITT and online seem to be overly pretentious movie critics, or YLLS fashionistas.

0haiThere
Feb 18, 2015

Looks like you're in the barrel today.


I'd rather there be just one superfluous spectacle with at least some history behind it than several competing to be the center of attention.

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
do Parisians still actually bitch about the Eiffel Tower?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

do Parisians still actually bitch about the Eiffel Tower?

The french goverment tried to sell it off for scrap metal years ago, but alas because so many shysters had already tried to do the likewise previous no believed the sale was legitimate, so they ended up just kept it.

...that's my story and none of you can prove otherwise. :colbert:

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

That thing behind it is way more offensive to the eyes.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Computer viking posted:

Goddamn. I knew the soot was bad, but that's dramatic.

Bear in mind this is what the city looked like in 1857, and the chimneys didn't really start coming down for another 100 years

Authentic You
Mar 4, 2007

Listen now this is your
captain calling:
Your captain is dead.
Wasn't the Eiffel Tower originally supposed to be a temporary structure for the World's Fair?

Also, the more I read about Frank Gehry, the more I hate him.

"Hmm, what sorts of structures would best complement the stoic, monolithic epicness of the Battersea power station? I know! A pile of flashy, squiggly, flaccid-looking bullshit buildings with trees sticking out of them!"

"The Eisenhower family hates my idiotic design for the Eisenhower Memorial and has withdrawn their support? Well gently caress them."

"So I guess in grafting a ROM-like starchitectural cancer onto the front of the Philadelphia Museum of Art, I'm also ruining the iconic setting of an iconic movie scene that everyone likes to visit? Lol."

That's just The Guardian, too. Gizmodo (I believe) called him the Guy Fieri of architecture and I agree with that assessment.



This is an eloquent, fleshed-out reflection of my exact thoughts on the state of architecture these days, especially the aspects of these sorts of buildings being put up with utter lack of regard or respect for context or working harmoniously with the existing environment.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
"Goons don't like Brutalism: The Thread."

Brutalism f*cking owns idiots.

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

Authentic You posted:

This is an eloquent, fleshed-out reflection of my exact thoughts on the state of architecture these days, especially the aspects of these sorts of buildings being put up with utter lack of regard or respect for context or working harmoniously with the existing environment.

I think the Zaha Hadid's Sky Soho, the first image in the article, looks mighty fine, and "works harmoniously with the existing environment" (soulless office buildings).

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Fasdar
Sep 1, 2001

Everybody loves dancing!

This is good but looks like a flood waiting to happen. Also needs a dome or perhaps a menacing edifice.

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