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Butt Detective posted:While you're at it, make sure all women's trousers get decent pockets too. I don't know why these people seem to think we don't need pockets. We can't be trusted not to put bulky poo poo in our pockets and spoil the line of our clothes!
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Maggie Fletcher posted:I'm pretty sure if I ran for president on the platform of standardizing women's sizes, wherein you'd always be the same size no matter what store you shopped at, I'd be voted in by a landslide, regardless of where I stand on other issues. The random and ever increasing dress sizes mean that all sorts of women can claim they wear the same dress size as Marilyn Monroe even though size 12 has increased by about 12 inches in the waist since the 1950s (or something like that). If you take that away from them they'll lynch you.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 11:32 |
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Butt Detective posted:While you're at it, make sure all women's trousers get decent pockets too. I don't know why these people seem to think we don't need pockets. Apparently, in the year 2015, for all our technological advancements, fashion designers still haven't figured out how to create pockets for women that lie in a way that looks flattering AND can contain more than a lipstick. They excuse themselves with the idea that we all have purses and therefore shouldn't need pockets, and then try to sell absurdly overpriced sacks to people
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 13:25 |
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Jesus Christ, ladies! Pockets? What are you going to demand next? Right to vote?
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 15:04 |
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I have never owned a purse in my life and don't care if my hips look lumpy. I just want a place to keep my phone and keys and occasionally my 3DS when I'm out and about. As for content, here's a new story from the same person who gave us the nerf gun STDH: quote:Alright so Josh hates this story because he says he will be eternally disappointed in me because he thinks I should have killed the guy. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't something like that have ended up involving the police?
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 15:16 |
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Her arrows are just too fast for the police to show up.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 15:26 |
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Dude is Oliver McQueen. I believe it.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 16:22 |
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Butt Detective posted:As for content, here's a new story from the same person who gave us the nerf gun STDH: Standard fare nerdy stdh until this bit: quote:my arrow went through his anus and punctured his intestines and tore his scrotum open dude got hosed up Really? Is that some sort of coup de grace for the story? Not only was I about to expertly insta-kill a guy with a bow (which I am super skilled at and I hunt elephants in my spare time), but I decide not to kill him with a fatal head shot (which, again, I totally was about to and could do if I wanted), but instead hit him in the rear end. Not only the rear end, but the arrow literally parted his buttocks, cut in to his sphincter, entered his colon, curved slightly upwards in his intestines, and proceeded to exit out of his testicles. I guess I'm even better than I thought. The guys never let me forget how awesome I am either.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 16:25 |
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In the same house, sounds like someone broke in, lets text each other and sneak through the house to find him. Lets not yell "Who's there?" and scare the guy off. So I'm guessing this person got robbed in the middle of the night and the person was never caught so they thought up this amazing revenge story to tell people.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 16:31 |
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I gave a guy genital injury trauma and put him at risk for infection from a perforated bowel and potential anal incontinence, the boys won't let me hear the end of it! Motherfucker messed with the wrong crew's box of cables!
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 16:41 |
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"A bat and a switch blade?! You couldn't kill even a gaijin with those! Come, let me show you my hanzo recurve steel!"
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 16:43 |
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 16:49 |
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Megham
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 16:51 |
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I always take pictures of my car as I walk towards it too.
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Leon Einstein posted:I always take pictures of my car as I walk towards it too. And that car's name... Leon Einstein
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:56 |
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What he didn't see was that every other car there had the same note.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:59 |
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Is it just me or is that a weird way to hold a piece of paper?
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:01 |
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Even if this was true, which it isn't, what points is he trying to score? "so a GIRL likes my car, and wants to hang out with me for my car only, since she doesn't know anything about me, including what I look like. I'm cool and this is totally not me showing off my car or just asking to have my liver forcibly removed "
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:05 |
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CombatBonta-kun posted:On a similar note, I remember a story an old coworker of mine told me that smelled like STDH. Butt Detective posted:While you're at it, make sure all women's trousers get decent pockets too. I don't know why these people seem to think we don't need pockets.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:33 |
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Butt Detective posted:"Real-life" Oliver Queen Don't aim for the leg dummy, there's a lot of important blood vessels in there! Actually the safest place to get shot is in the butt-cheek because there's nothing really important in there. Now you know what to say when a bad guy is threatening you with a gun and asking you "Where do you want it?" Why, that happened to me just last Tuesday! E: of course I took him out with my Krav Maga skills; he never had a chance to shoot me. Everybody clapped and I married the arresting officer.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:42 |
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To be fair, men's clothes are all measured in inches, but good luck finding two companies that actually measure an inch the same. I have like a 4 inch range I need to try on to find the right fit for jeans.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:43 |
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The best part is their mini flashback to Huntin' Camp. Now I don't know how it works in PA admittedly but I'm pretty sure most places gun and bow hunting have different seasons so the blaze orange rednecks don't shoot the camo rednecks.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 20:41 |
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Assuming it's real, the best case scenerio is she's a gold digger who's either desperate or has low standards (maybe both).
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 20:46 |
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Just remember that good looking women don't need gimmicks to meet men.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 20:53 |
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MizPiz posted:Assuming it's real, the best case scenerio is she's a gold digger who's either desperate or has low standards (maybe both). No no you guys, she's a COOL girl who likes CARS she's not like one of those OTHER girls who only like makeup and rom coms know what I mean? Butt Detective posted:I have never owned a purse in my life and don't care if my hips look lumpy. I just want a place to keep my phone and keys and occasionally my 3DS when I'm out and about. Alright so alright so so so well so so so then...seriously maybe don't start every paragraph with "So,..."
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:To be fair, men's clothes are all measured in inches, but good luck finding two companies that actually measure an inch the same. I have like a 4 inch range I need to try on to find the right fit for jeans. http://www.theonion.com/articles/scientific-community-baffled-by-man-whose-waist-32,36157/
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:31 |
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silencekit posted:Is it just me or is that a weird way to hold a piece of paper? It's just you The fingers behind the paper are pushing the fold forward so that it looks flat and can be photographed well
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:35 |
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I don't think it's that women's trouser have no pockets because they're for women. I wear skinny jeans and they have awful pockets because they're skinny jeans, sometimes I have to squeeze my phone out of them like toothpaste.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:49 |
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EmmyOk posted:I don't think it's that women's trouser have no pockets because they're for women. I wear skinny jeans and they have awful pockets because they're skinny jeans, sometimes I have to squeeze my phone out of them like toothpaste. No trousers for women have proper pockets. It is by no means limited to anythign labeled "skinny" or "form-fitting." Apparently those adjectives are just assumed edit: Because this is PYF, let me preface and ask please don't start posting amazon links to women's pants that happen to have pockets that are suitable for actual use. Everyone knows those do exist, but the pocketless thing's a well known phenomenon and we don't need to trot out the exceptions to the rule in some sort of contrarian need to find the one apple that is green instead of red sweeperbravo has a new favorite as of 22:04 on Feb 27, 2015 |
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EmmyOk posted:I don't think it's that women's trouser have no pockets because they're for women. I wear skinny jeans and they have awful pockets because they're skinny jeans, sometimes I have to squeeze my phone out of them like toothpaste. I don't know, it's not just skinny jeans. Most of my dress slacks have tiny worthless pockets, and the ones that don't have fake pockets. As in, little slits that look like pockets, but they are sewn shut and there are no actual pocket in the pant leg. Granted, it's been over a year since I've needed to invest in dress pants but I have a hunch it hasn't changed much.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 22:04 |
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sweeperbravo posted:No trousers for women have proper pockets. It is by no means limited to anythign labeled "skinny" or "form-fitting." Apparently those adjectives are just assumed Eh don't be dumb if I can find one pair of trousers I'll disprove you entirely! Furthermore... E: The designer who came up with fake pockets should be shot
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 22:09 |
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Great, now I want to find pictures of my ex's JNCO jeans from the 90s. For those who aren't familiar, they're basically the zoot suit of pants; denim, extremely baggy (to the point of going to the floor and completely covering shoes, many pockets large enough to fit literal laptops
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 22:13 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:Don't aim for the leg dummy, there's a lot of important blood vessels in there! Actually the safest place to get shot is in the butt-cheek because there's nothing really important in there. Now you know what to say when a bad guy is threatening you with a gun and asking you "Where do you want it?" Why, that happened to me just last Tuesday! You told a strange man to shoot it in your rear end?
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EmmyOk posted:Eh don't be dumb if I can find one pair of trousers I'll disprove you entirely! Furthermore... I will say I was really glad the other day when a pair of pants I thought had fake pockets (or possibly none at all, I don't remember) actually does have real pockets that are big enough to actually fit my phone (granted i don't have a smartphone so it's not that big of a pocket but they're useful enough for my purposes). And i didn't even have to rip apart stitching to access them like you do with some pants
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 22:34 |
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silencekit posted:Is it just me or is that a weird way to hold a piece of paper? Chris Muir has weirder
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 23:26 |
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I checked the nerf gun/rear end arrow guy's blog, and it's pretty much a goldmine of anecdotes that are so embellished they're honestly kind of annoying to read. It's here if anyone wants to check it out.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 23:39 |
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A lot of women cut the pockets out of their pants so there's no extra bulk in the hip/thigh area, too. My mom used to. Then she'd sew them closed again. It pisses me off when the pants have a fake pocket detail sewn on, but no actual pockets. I do not understand why the gently caress they do that.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:23 |
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I wish dungarees looked cool, they were great for storage with the big front pocket when I was a kid. Granted I only kept worms and shiny bits of metal in there.
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EmmyOk posted:I wish dungarees looked cool, they were great for storage with the big front pocket when I was a kid. Granted I only kept worms and shiny bits of metal in there. "Is he talking about his loving internet money again? " "Just humor him honey, it's better than the ponies at least"
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