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Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Richard Bong posted:

Thank you, My gf is awful and hasn't finished the second season but is insisting I wait for her to watch the third.

"I got you a present, it's called 'being single.'"

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nxwnxbGrBA

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPwtDjzJMI



what

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


i unironically cannot wait for this to come out

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
does kevin spacey want to make you be a politician like bryan cranston made me want to be a drug kingpin?

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Cole posted:

does kevin spacey want to make you be a politician like bryan cranston made me want to be a drug kingpin?

No, because, like every other drama about politicians except The Wire, as soon as the protagonist is handed the policy reins, he turns into some hack TV writer's straight-talkin', reformist muppet, using Kevin Spacey's charisma to sell the TV audience on the writer's PoliSci 101 wet dreams (not to mention Windows Phone).

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Meeting up with a chick tomorrow who wants me to playrape her. This should be interesting.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Enjoy starring in an Eli Roth film.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

if she bite me dik off and eat my face yall remember me

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

at the date posted:

No, because, like every other drama about politicians except The Wire, as soon as the protagonist is handed the policy reins, he turns into some hack TV writer's straight-talkin', reformist muppet, using Kevin Spacey's charisma to sell the TV audience on the writer's PoliSci 101 wet dreams (not to mention Windows Phone).

I dog the show a lot, but Underwood has been consistently portrayed as a man who lacks any personal political ideology. He is completely malleable.

You'll know if he suddenly believes in something because the show will hit you in the face with it about as subtly as they do their product placement.

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun

Sjurygg posted:

Meeting up with a chick tomorrow who wants me to playrape her. This should be interesting.
The twist is you are the one being playraped.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

OZYMANDICKASS posted:

I dog the show a lot, but Underwood has been consistently portrayed as a man who lacks any personal political ideology. He is completely malleable.

You'll know if he suddenly believes in something because the show will hit you in the face with it about as subtly as they do their product placement.

He just wants power. That's his sole motivation.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Sjurygg posted:

if she bite me dik off and eat my face yall remember me



Seriously, even in your European socialist paradise, I would be wary of strangers who want and are willing to go directly to violent fantasies. Then again, you're a stranger who is willing to go straight to playrape and tell the the internet about it, so...

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Sjurygg posted:

Meeting up with a chick tomorrow who wants me to playrape her. This should be interesting.

this will go well

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Wow, I can't imagine how this story ends.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Dead Reckoning posted:



Seriously, even in your European socialist paradise, I would be wary of strangers who want and are willing to go directly to violent fantasies. Then again, you're a stranger who is willing to go straight to playrape and tell the the internet about it, so...

still would

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

ded posted:

still would

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
she's about to jack hammer you with a huge dildo

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Best of luck with your rape.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Wow, I can't imagine how this story ends.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Sjurygg posted:

Meeting up with a chick tomorrow who wants me to playrape her. This should be interesting.

Dead Reckoning posted:



Seriously, even in your European socialist paradise, I would be wary of strangers who want and are willing to go directly to violent fantasies. Then again, you're a stranger who is willing to go straight to playrape and tell the the internet about it, so...

You should hand-make a t shirt that says "Don't make me turn this playrape into a realmurder" but in your moon language


Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

:chloe:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

id give her a conjugal vi

nope

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Dingleberry posted:

You should hand-make a t shirt that says "Don't make me turn this playrape into a realmurder" but in your moon language




Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Dingleberry posted:

You should hand-make a t shirt that says "Don't make me turn this playrape into a realmurder" but in your moon language




From behind until it heals.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Dingleberry posted:

You should hand-make a t shirt that says "Don't make me turn this playrape into a realmurder" but in your moon language



Aimpoint

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Valtrex ain't so bad, pussies. :colbert:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Shim I wouldn't be surprised if there was an STD out there named after you.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

took a nap and dreamed i went into a port-o-john to take a piss in iraq while wearing my iba, then freaked out when i forgot to move my cockblocker out of the way

when i woke up i had to pee super bad


war is hell

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

took a nap and dreamed i went into a port-o-john to take a piss in iraq while wearing my iba, then freaked out when i forgot to move my cockblocker out of the way

when i woke up i had to pee super bad


war is hell

This is a safe place. You didn't need to revise the ending to save face here.

Last year I got drunk, went to sleep, and the next day discovered that I had peed into the top shelf of my kitchen cupboards.

It was an old building with high ceilings. That shelf was about 7 feet off the ground.

I think I had a boner when I did it because I dunno how else my piss would've gotten up there.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeh6jhHLgtg

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Just started watching House of Cards because I guess everyone's going crazy over it.

That was a hell of an opening :smith:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKAtUeWCfrE

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Spending all day tomorrow doing studio work for a sucky band.


At least I'll get paid :smith:

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

Valtrex ain't so bad, pussies. :colbert:
Except for the side effect where you're only going to be loving other people who take it.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Sjurygg posted:

Meeting up with a chick tomorrow who wants me to playrape her. This should be interesting.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-02-28/single-mum-stabbed-tinder-date-brisbane-court-hears/6270910

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Dead Reckoning posted:

Except for the side effect where you're only going to be loving other people who take it.

Which is like 80% of Americans 20-30yrs old. In the future we'll all be living with herp in a symbiotic relationship.

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