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Richard Bong posted:Thank you, My gf is awful and hasn't finished the second season but is insisting I wait for her to watch the third. "I got you a present, it's called 'being single.'"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nxwnxbGrBA
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:41 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPwtDjzJMI what
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:42 |
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i unironically cannot wait for this to come out
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 00:50 |
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does kevin spacey want to make you be a politician like bryan cranston made me want to be a drug kingpin?
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:30 |
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Cole posted:does kevin spacey want to make you be a politician like bryan cranston made me want to be a drug kingpin? No, because, like every other drama about politicians except The Wire, as soon as the protagonist is handed the policy reins, he turns into some hack TV writer's straight-talkin', reformist muppet, using Kevin Spacey's charisma to sell the TV audience on the writer's PoliSci 101 wet dreams (not to mention Windows Phone).
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:39 |
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Meeting up with a chick tomorrow who wants me to playrape her. This should be interesting.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:45 |
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Enjoy starring in an Eli Roth film.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:48 |
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if she bite me dik off and eat my face yall remember me
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:50 |
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at the date posted:No, because, like every other drama about politicians except The Wire, as soon as the protagonist is handed the policy reins, he turns into some hack TV writer's straight-talkin', reformist muppet, using Kevin Spacey's charisma to sell the TV audience on the writer's PoliSci 101 wet dreams (not to mention Windows Phone). I dog the show a lot, but Underwood has been consistently portrayed as a man who lacks any personal political ideology. He is completely malleable. You'll know if he suddenly believes in something because the show will hit you in the face with it about as subtly as they do their product placement.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:51 |
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Sjurygg posted:Meeting up with a chick tomorrow who wants me to playrape her. This should be interesting.
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OZYMANDICKASS posted:I dog the show a lot, but Underwood has been consistently portrayed as a man who lacks any personal political ideology. He is completely malleable. He just wants power. That's his sole motivation.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:52 |
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Sjurygg posted:if she bite me dik off and eat my face yall remember me Seriously, even in your European socialist paradise, I would be wary of strangers who want and are willing to go directly to violent fantasies. Then again, you're a stranger who is willing to go straight to playrape and tell the the internet about it, so...
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:54 |
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Sjurygg posted:Meeting up with a chick tomorrow who wants me to playrape her. This should be interesting. this will go well
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:58 |
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Wow, I can't imagine how this story ends.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 02:00 |
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Dead Reckoning posted:
still would
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ded posted:still would
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 02:01 |
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she's about to jack hammer you with a huge dildo
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 02:01 |
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Best of luck with your rape.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 02:22 |
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Wow, I can't imagine how this story ends.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 02:23 |
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 02:24 |
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Sjurygg posted:Meeting up with a chick tomorrow who wants me to playrape her. This should be interesting. Dead Reckoning posted:
You should hand-make a t shirt that says "Don't make me turn this playrape into a realmurder" but in your moon language
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 02:51 |
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:00 |
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id give her a conjugal vi nope
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:08 |
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Dingleberry posted:You should hand-make a t shirt that says "Don't make me turn this playrape into a realmurder" but in your moon language
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 04:01 |
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Dingleberry posted:You should hand-make a t shirt that says "Don't make me turn this playrape into a realmurder" but in your moon language From behind until it heals.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 04:09 |
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Dingleberry posted:You should hand-make a t shirt that says "Don't make me turn this playrape into a realmurder" but in your moon language Aimpoint
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 04:48 |
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Valtrex ain't so bad, pussies.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 05:37 |
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Shim I wouldn't be surprised if there was an STD out there named after you.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 05:46 |
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took a nap and dreamed i went into a port-o-john to take a piss in iraq while wearing my iba, then freaked out when i forgot to move my cockblocker out of the way when i woke up i had to pee super bad war is hell
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 07:09 |
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 07:12 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:took a nap and dreamed i went into a port-o-john to take a piss in iraq while wearing my iba, then freaked out when i forgot to move my cockblocker out of the way This is a safe place. You didn't need to revise the ending to save face here. Last year I got drunk, went to sleep, and the next day discovered that I had peed into the top shelf of my kitchen cupboards. It was an old building with high ceilings. That shelf was about 7 feet off the ground. I think I had a boner when I did it because I dunno how else my piss would've gotten up there.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 07:18 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeh6jhHLgtg
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 07:54 |
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Just started watching House of Cards because I guess everyone's going crazy over it. That was a hell of an opening
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 07:59 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKAtUeWCfrE
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:02 |
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Spending all day tomorrow doing studio work for a sucky band. At least I'll get paid
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:16 |
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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:Valtrex ain't so bad, pussies.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 10:27 |
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Sjurygg posted:Meeting up with a chick tomorrow who wants me to playrape her. This should be interesting. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-02-28/single-mum-stabbed-tinder-date-brisbane-court-hears/6270910
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Dead Reckoning posted:Except for the side effect where you're only going to be loving other people who take it. Which is like 80% of Americans 20-30yrs old. In the future we'll all be living with herp in a symbiotic relationship.
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