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great suggestions thanks guys lets hope the GCSB arent hacking my internet but no serious suggestions for comments I could make to him? also what a good bloke, look at him here watching the crikkers with richie mccaw like the great average blokes they both are: 
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fong posted:possibly going to meet JK in a few weeks, what should I do? Watch and learn - he's a loving master at being charming and personable. [5 terms and a knighthood]
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Feb 28, 2015 04:36
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fong posted:possibly going to meet JK in a few weeks, what should I do? ask him literally anything challenging
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Feb 28, 2015 04:36
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dusty posted:Watch and learn - he's a loving master at being charming and personable. http://m.wikihow.com/Spot-a-Sociopath Exclamation Marx posted:ask him literally anything challenging Anything about any of his constant lies is a good start.
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Feb 28, 2015 04:38
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Ask him where his funding came from, and how it's different from Cunliffe's "trusts."
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Feb 28, 2015 04:39
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Challenge him to a duel for his daughter's hand.
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Feb 28, 2015 04:43
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"So, how's Max's music career going?"
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Feb 28, 2015 04:45
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fong posted:possibly going to meet JK in a few weeks, what should I do? Just make sure to show him the respect he shows New Zealand.
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Feb 28, 2015 04:45
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Flash a $10 note and ask him how much legislation you can get for it.
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Feb 28, 2015 04:46
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Vagabundo posted:Flash a $10 note and ask him how much legislation you can get for it.
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Feb 28, 2015 04:47
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Act normal but wear that Jesus is a oval office shirt and make sure to be in as many pictures as possible with him
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Feb 28, 2015 04:51
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Ask him how proud he is for having over half his party vote against gay marriage.
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Feb 28, 2015 04:52
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tell him he is handsome and try to hold his hand
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Feb 28, 2015 04:52
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Exclamation Marx posted:tell him he is handsome and try to hold his hand only if it can be a three-way
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Feb 28, 2015 04:56
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Drape yourself in the American flag, wink, lean in, and slowly and quietly ask "mouth or south?"
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Feb 28, 2015 05:19
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Infotainment! posted:Challenge him to a duel for his son's hand.
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Feb 28, 2015 05:54
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Best idea is to wear a Stars and Stripes tie or something - tell him you wore it cause you know he's a big fan
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Feb 28, 2015 05:59
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Ask him why, if he's so passionate about stopping ISIS, he's only sending 16 trainers
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Feb 28, 2015 06:07
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NZ gonna lose this game
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Feb 28, 2015 06:16
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:NZ gonna lose this game Good! gently caress cricket!
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Feb 28, 2015 06:34
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Ask him what he thinks about the ethics of lying. "When is it okay to lie to the public" is a question I would be interested in hearing him answer. Hearing other politicians answer to it would be enlightening too.
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Feb 28, 2015 06:38
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Namedrop Eleanor Catton a few times.
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Feb 28, 2015 06:41
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Lobsterpillar posted:Ask him what he thinks about the ethics of lying. And perhaps how he would define the boundaries of "public interest."
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Feb 28, 2015 07:03
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Just tell him he's a piece of poo poo.
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Feb 28, 2015 08:13
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Awkwardly stammer out something about how he should try to tell the truth more often and then tweet Gower about it
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Feb 28, 2015 08:47
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Tell him that the name Key will forever be associated with dishonesty and corruption in New Zealand.
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Feb 28, 2015 09:10
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do an awkward little half wave and inaudible greeting and then when he turns away whisper "kill yourself dumbfuck" real quiet so only he can hear it and even then he can't be sure
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Feb 28, 2015 09:17
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fong posted:only if it can be a three-way Attempt to join every handshake he tries to make, all night long. Be really obvious about it, even when he explains to you that it's not funny anymore. Just stare at him, wide-eyed, as you ram your hand into the handshake that is already going on. Over and over and over again. If he actually confronts you about it, explain that at least you weren't on live TV, then wander away, whistling.
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Feb 28, 2015 09:30
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punch him in the dick
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Feb 28, 2015 09:39
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the DPS are reputed to be armed with machine pistols and are bad bad mutherfuckers Definitely go with the dick punch
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Feb 28, 2015 09:48
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Ask him how many New Zealanders he expects to be killed in Iraq so that we can stay in the Abu Ghraib Club.
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Feb 28, 2015 10:09
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Defile his mother's corpse with your feces and seed.
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Feb 28, 2015 10:29
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Well, phrase the above as a question I guess. "How stoked are you that I just. .." etc
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Feb 28, 2015 10:30
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Ask him about thisquote:An analysis of electoral finance declarations shows more than 80 per cent of donations to National Party candidates were channelled through party headquarters in a loophole described as akin to legal "laundering".
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Feb 28, 2015 13:21
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Is NZ a good country? Can I come some time? My hobbies include misanthropy and being alone. BTW why is half the Star Trek thread in here?
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Feb 28, 2015 13:29
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It's alright I guess, for a human occupied landmass
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Feb 28, 2015 19:48
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Arglebargle III posted:Is NZ a good country? Can I come some time? My hobbies include misanthropy and being alone. BTW why is half the Star Trek thread in here? We basically live in an ongoing civil war between artists and farmers. Every 9 years the balance of power flips from one to the other. Right now the farmers are at the pinnacle of their turn. In short this means the economy, quality of life, quality of governance, respect for human rights, infrastructure and employment are all hosed due to unbelievably myopic thick shitedness. If you are American please don't say "it's literally lord of the rings!!!11!!" when you arrive. The cultural cringe will make the testicles of any New Zealander in earshot ascend into their stomach. But at least it's not Australia.
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Feb 28, 2015 21:04
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Arglebargle III posted:Is NZ a good country? Can I come some time? My hobbies include misanthropy and being alone. BTW why is half the Star Trek thread in here? Because in NZ child sexual abuse is nearly an officially recognised sport /  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ellen-ladowsky/pedophilia-and-star-trek_b_5857.html 
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Feb 28, 2015 22:04
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Infotainment! posted:We basically live in an ongoing civil war between artists and farmers. Every 9 years the balance of power flips from one to the other. Right now the farmers are at the pinnacle of their turn. 100% accurate, especially the last part.
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Arglebargle III posted:Is NZ a good country? Can I come some time? My hobbies include misanthropy and being alone. BTW why is half the Star Trek thread in here? Read the OP, Christ Exclamation Marx posted:What is New Zealand Politics?
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