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FactsAreUseless posted:The correct joke here was "you know the value can only drop." That works too, but I was going for guns being used to get people to drop dead. Puns are truly the blessing of the lord in their plentifulness
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BonHair posted:That works too, but I was going for guns being used to get people to drop dead. Puns are truly the blessing of the lord in their plentifulness
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Puns are extremely fail
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THE PENETRATOR posted:Puns are extremely fail I feel he should be pun-ished.
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RFC2324 posted:I feel he should be pun-ished. Terrible humour does not merit pun-itive action.
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Xoidanor posted:Terrible humour does not merit pun-itive action. There are certainly worse ways to have spun the joke.
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Jerk Burger posted:
What's the difference between Gollum and Tony Abbott? One of them is a disgusting and craven misanthrope who lusts for power, betrays those he's supposed to be guiding, can't speak straight, and runs around half-naked. The other lost a riddle contest to a hobbit.
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EXAKT Science posted:The other lost a riddle contest to a hobbit. To be fair, the hobbit cheated.
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Ignite Memories posted:That depends on what you perceive the value of a dubstep gun replica to be. Wouldn't that depend on the bass value of the materials?
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Radio Paranoia posted:You think that's extravagant? Please tell me that the plastic surgery was specifically to make the purchaser look like Johnny Gat
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This would have been about 100x funnier if it hadn't cut away before he started eating the cookies.
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Phraggah posted:ftfy 
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If that originally said "spine", that's a hell of a chiropractor.
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I do that when I bust one.
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HEIL *splattering the far wall*
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Data Graham posted:HEIL *splattering the far wall* I can shoot mein fuhrer.
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Explains why Hitler's favorite artist was Pollock.
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Ragequit posted:Explains why Hitler's favorite artist was Pollock. I thought he just liked fish.
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Guy Fieri is ironically banned from all businesses in Flavortown
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Data Graham posted:HEIL *splattering the far wall* Mein Fuhrer, I can WANK!
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Mein Fuhrer, I can WANK! Strangelove, indeed.  for Hulk butt: http://i.imgur.com/TcFpE9j.jpg
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budgieinspector posted:
The Joker isn't holding on to his. Truly an agent of Chaos.
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budgieinspector posted:Strangelove, indeed. "Hey Wolverine, I heard you pull your pants down all the way to go pee" "Feels good bub"
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Is that table cloth white or blue? It keeps changing each time I look at it.
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Hey, if he's going to download a sheisse video he's going to want the full effect.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Hey, if he's going to download a sheisse video he's going to want the full effect. I have a tale about that. A friend of a friend was gonna get married. One evening the young couple were talking about fetishes and he mentioned scat porn and that it was something he'd never seen in reality but found the idea really kinky. Not sure why, but his wife-to-be actually agreed to squat on a glass coffee table and poo poo while he wanked underneath. Apparently this is how it went down... She got on the table did a fart and a waterfall of green diarrhoea followed it, it seeped over the edges and on to him and the carpet, he was so disgusted he vomited and called the wedding off.
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beato posted:I have a tale about that. A friend of a friend was gonna get married. One evening the young couple were talking about fetishes and he mentioned scat porn and that it was something he'd never seen in reality but found the idea really kinky. Not sure why, but his wife-to-be actually agreed to squat on a glass coffee table and poo poo while he wanked underneath. Apparently this is how it went down... She got on the table did a fart and a waterfall of green diarrhoea followed it, it seeped over the edges and on to him and the carpet, he was so disgusted he vomited and called the wedding off. So did he cum, or what?
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