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mdemone posted:Rand Paul looks more like Beavis to me. See, I thought that was well, but Trump's catchphrase involves fire.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:CPAC Straw Poll Candidates (17) I know I'm preaching to the choir and all, but what. A. Field. Hold a gun to my head and ... I guess Jeb gets through? (If those are the 17 options).
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:06 |
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Any guesses on the special guests for tomorrow? I'm hoping for GWB to come out to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frDamZjCbkI
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Meg From Family Guy posted:There is a non-negligible amount of Republicans who truly believe that Obama will refuse to give up the presidency in 2016 They would be right, he'll be giving it up in 2017.
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SedanChair posted:Any guesses on the special guests for tomorrow? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLBUd3r1y3I
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 03:21 |
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Scott Walker actually had a very prestigious job before governor
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 06:11 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Scott Walker actually had a very prestigious job before governor He used Wisconsin's economy's special parts to make his robot friends
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 06:16 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Scott Walker actually had a very prestigious job before governor If you're impugning the work of the esteemed Joel Hodgson, then it's pistols at dawn, sir
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 06:18 |
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Deep Hurting posted:I guess Trump is Beavis. Naw man, Darrell Issa. I mean he's not running but - quote:Adkins said Issa appeared to prepare for a fire by increasing the fire insurance policy by 462% three weeks previously, and by removing computer equipment holding accounting and customer information. St. Paul Insurance, suspicious of arson and insurance fraud, initially paid only $25,000, according to Issa.[9] Fire! Fire! Yes! This rules!
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Scott Walker actually had a very prestigious job before governor ahhhh poo poo why you gotta show me stuff like that
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Chokes McGee posted:He used Wisconsin's economy's special parts to make his robot friends Yeah, I thought before that Walker looked sort of like Joel Hodgson with some kind of mentally-impairing birth defect, but decided that was still totally unfair to Hodgson. One of the robot puppets would, in all likelihood, make a better President. And be less susceptible to manipulation by the Koch brothers.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 11:31 |
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Deep Hurting posted:Yeah, I thought before that Walker looked sort of like Joel Hodgson with some kind of mentally-impairing birth defect, but decided that was still totally unfair to Hodgson. In the selfie he tweeted I thought he looked like Jon Hamm, if Jon Hamm were a double-chinned schlub who received an experimental brain transplant of cheese curds and sawdust. Other photos, not so much, thankfully, he just looks like a far-below-average politician who has a habit of waking up in the middle of giving the State of the State address. And has the bed-head to go with it. Normally I'd feel bad, like I should be saying that we're above making fun of how this guy looks like such a moron, like we're just one step away from being like Fox News until we publish a Photoshop of him looking slightly walleyed (or would we even really need to do that? I need to take a closer look at his photos). But it turns out his looks are part of the complete package, so I guess I don't care so much. He says more than enough to look like an idiot on his own.
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Deep Hurting posted:One of the robot puppets would, in all likelihood, make a better President. And be less susceptible to manipulation by the Koch brothers. I hope you're talking about Gypsy because I don't want Crow anywhere near The Button.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:02 |
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mooyashi posted:ahhhh poo poo why you gotta show me stuff like that He might as well be a charismatic swami with a penetrating, hypnotic gaze compared to Walker's pissholes he calls eyes.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:20 |
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Peak Huckabee?
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 17:44 |
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Joementum posted:Peak Huckabee? Ain't a Huckabee alive that can eat at Taco Bell for $7.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 17:51 |
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Joementum posted:Peak Huckabee? Did Huckster pay for that email, or did a food bank pay Huckster to send that email?
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 18:00 |
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Scott Walker: The most significant foreign policy decision that occurred during my lifetime was...
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 19:01 |
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Chokes McGee posted:I hope you're talking about Gypsy because I don't want Crow anywhere near The Button. Watch Tom Servo start a loving war (with Canada).
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 19:07 |
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DaveWoo posted:Scott Walker: The most significant foreign policy decision that occurred during my lifetime was... So he does have a field of expertise!
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DaveWoo posted:Scott Walker: The most significant foreign policy decision that occurred during my lifetime was... Well given that a qualification for fighting ISIS is breaking up public sector unions, of course it would logically go the other way too.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 19:11 |
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He's setting a pretty high standard of stupid for the next flash in the pan.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 19:12 |
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DaveWoo posted:Scott Walker: The most significant foreign policy decision that occurred during my lifetime was... Jesus Christ. I'm beginning to think it was more than personal reasons he didn't graduate college.
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Aliquid posted:Jesus Christ. I'm beginning to think it was more than personal reasons he didn't graduate college. Are there any issues he can't link back to union busting? The man is outright stupid.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 19:20 |
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i would support scott walker for president of the USA but then again i am an accellerationist
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 19:21 |
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Goddamn. How does one fumble a softball like that. That's not even a softball, it's a pile of feathers. Like he couldn't have said something like "Bush 41's handling of the fall of the USSR"?
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 19:42 |
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Wh-foreign policy?? That reporter was probably expecting some platitudes about the Brandenburg Gate speech and then gold fell into their lap. e: Holy crap it wasn't a reporter they were savaging him at Club For Growth woke wedding drone fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Feb 28, 2015 |
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it is a terrible feeling when you realise that you are legitimately much smarter than powerful elected officials. like, "could do a better job by that attribute alone"-smarter. goddamn
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 20:03 |
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I suddenly feel like I could be a Governor someday if I really wanted to try. What the gently caress?
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Chadderbox posted:I suddenly feel like I could be a Governor someday if I really wanted to try. What the gently caress? Both he and Ryan have been either on wingnut welfare or elected officials since leaving university.
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V. Illych L. posted:it is a terrible feeling when you realise that you are legitimately much smarter than powerful elected officials. like, "could do a better job by that attribute alone"-smarter. goddamn That was actually one of the big things that came out of the Watergate scandal. Prior to that people tended to put politicians on a pedestal and assume they were made of sterner intellectual and moral stuff than everyone else. Then Nixon's tapes came out, and everyone could hear for themselves what a bunch of petty morons were running the country. National politicians haven't gotten the same level of deference since.
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Chadderbox posted:I suddenly feel like I could be a Governor someday if I really wanted to try. What the gently caress? It really is scary how moronic many of our elected officials are. I'm almost certain you could put a small child in charge of these states and there wouldn't be much difference. In fact, they may turn out better.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 20:20 |
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DaveWoo posted:Scott Walker: The most significant foreign policy decision that occurred during my lifetime was... Ok, Scott Walker has to Punking America now. This is going to be like Penn running against Lewis in Alpha House, where Walker finally reaches the point when he quits on air because people are taking him seriously. It has to be. No one can possibly be so dumb as to volunteer that scenario without it even being an answer to a question.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 20:31 |
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Chadderbox posted:I suddenly feel like I could be a Governor someday if I really wanted to try. What the gently caress? How good at you at taking orders and giving speeches about the need to destroy the Hated Other?
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V. Illych L. posted:it is a terrible feeling when you realise that you are legitimately much smarter than powerful elected officials. like, "could do a better job by that attribute alone"-smarter. goddamn I reiterate, potato with a big red R glued to it. But the potato wouldn't give an answer this bad.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 21:22 |
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Oh, Walker, you're the Rudi Giulliani of 2016 A mythical Giulliani who can straddle between tea party and establishment acceptability because he never forgot to bust wisconsin unions
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Gyges posted:Ok, Scott Walker has to Punking America now. This is going to be like Penn running against Lewis in Alpha House, where Walker finally reaches the point when he quits on air because people are taking him seriously. It has to be. No one can possibly be so dumb as to volunteer that scenario without it even being an answer to a question. The man looks like Jimmy Kimmel's retarded half-brother in every photo of him available, I seriously believe him to be borderline retarded.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 22:08 |
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Yea Walker is just legitimately a really ignorant guy who thinks that like in his home state 'I HATE UNIONS THOUGH' is enough for him to squeak through a national win.
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Al Harrington posted:The man looks like Jimmy Kimmel's retarded half-brother in every photo of him available, I seriously believe him to be borderline retarded. Fetal alcohol syndrome is rough
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Deteriorata posted:That was actually one of the big things that came out of the Watergate scandal. Prior to that people tended to put politicians on a pedestal and assume they were made of sterner intellectual and moral stuff than everyone else. I don't think this is true for Walker. I think Walker is just a dumb-rear end. But he'd sign what they put in front of him, which is the primary purpose of a Republican president, so.
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