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Naxuz posted:
I know what is this. It's "Gehry sculptures and gently caress there is no time the deadline is here throw some random surfaces in Photoshop's void"
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Future architectural failure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3v4rIG8kQA
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Feb 28, 2015 17:43
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Naxuz posted:THE ICE CUBE This one is actually pleasant to look at, so there's no way in hell it's getting built.
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Feb 28, 2015 18:50
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i dont think so, tim
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Feb 28, 2015 19:15
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Yeah lets build a transparent art museum art likes sunlight right?
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Feb 28, 2015 19:21
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Darth123123 posted:Can someone post the ideal government federal building? Tia 
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Feb 28, 2015 19:33
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Penis bad, gun good.
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Feb 28, 2015 19:34
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I still hold that, like a lot of the art fascists were producing in the 1920s, this is really cool and interesting. And then the Hitler ruined everything.
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Feb 28, 2015 19:46
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Wanna live here. Is it some kinda law that art museums must be, by definiton, really weird buildings?  Arterie pillow.  "We really wanna incorporate nature in our building" "I got you fam" 
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Feb 28, 2015 21:00
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Sharpest Crayon posted:Arterie pillow. This is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. Where and what is it?
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Feb 28, 2015 22:40
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Brinny-chan posted:This is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. Where and what is it? Situated in the same austrian federal state that brought you Schwarzenegger. Actually it's a depiction of his heart after steroid abuse.
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Feb 28, 2015 22:50
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It's the kunsthaus graz in austria. Designed by Peter Cook and Colin Fournier, it's supposed to be some sorta friendly alien or something? Here's another view:   It can look cool when it's lit up:  But drat if it isn't like some sort of technological tumor in the daylight.
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Feb 28, 2015 22:52
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Sharpest Crayon posted:It's the kunsthaus graz in austria. Designed by Peter Cook and Colin Fournier, it's supposed to be some sorta friendly alien or something? Reminds me of the alien torture slugs in the new Star Trek.
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Feb 28, 2015 23:05
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Salvador Dali museum in Figueres, designed by... Salvador Dali. I kind of like this one. Salvador Dali museum in Florida, not designed by Dali. Meh. 
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Mar 1, 2015 00:20
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Ahaha please tell me those are noses on the side of the building. I also appreciate the giant eggs. Wonder if he was hungry when designing that. At least this one seems to have actual space you can use inside.
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Mar 1, 2015 00:40
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Goatse Haus  Your house looks like the back cover of the necronomicon, complete with the rear end in a top hat. http://www.dezeen.com/2015/02/27/norwegian-tubakuba-mountain-hut-curving-wooden-orifice-bergen-norway-espen-folgero/
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Mar 1, 2015 01:35
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Sharpest Crayon posted:Ahaha please tell me those are noses on the side of the building. I also appreciate the giant eggs. Wonder if he was hungry when designing that. At least this one seems to have actual space you can use inside. I'm not sure what those things are.  How about some loaves of bread to go with your eggs? 
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Mar 1, 2015 01:49
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The Dali museum redeems every single other hideous art museum in the world.
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Mar 1, 2015 01:52
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nomadologique posted:it does exactly what it was designed to do. You;re a fuckin fga
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Mar 1, 2015 02:09
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old buildings like churches and poo poo getting knocked down for big towers of smooth concrete is actually good and brutal as hell
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Mar 1, 2015 02:34
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Why does nearly everything built from 1960 onward look like poo poo? It can't just be brutalism. Maybe architects all really hate people? My other option is that anyone rich or influential enough to commision a building is too self absorbed, sheltered and stupid to create anything good.
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Mar 1, 2015 04:29
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Say Nothing posted:I'm not sure what those things are.
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Mar 1, 2015 05:01
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Yeah. At first they were installed because skaters were a major problem.
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Mar 1, 2015 05:04
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EoRaptor posted:Future architectural failure: Bjarke has great ideas and uses amazing diagrams to tell compelling stories, but his buildings are kind of bad. Heatherwick is more of an artist than an architect. Plus his island park for NYC blows. This is going to be a disaster of epic proportions. Millions of Crows posted:Why does nearly everything built from 1960 onward look like poo poo? It can't just be brutalism. Maybe architects all really hate people? This is A Bad Opinion.
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Mar 1, 2015 06:59
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These dumb buildings look like slop. Like someone saying "I'm real smart and know how to design a building that won't collapse on itself." Well, good for you! But why you gotta make 'em so ugly and full of glass and looking like vomit all over? It's rude.
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Mar 1, 2015 07:24
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Millions of Crows posted:Why does nearly everything built from 1960 onward look like poo poo? It can't just be brutalism. Maybe architects all really hate people? Because gently caress the establishment, man.
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Mar 1, 2015 07:41
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boom boom boom posted:Yeah, he probably at least went over the whole thing with Nuln Oil The real question is whether or not they drybrushed them and where
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Mar 1, 2015 09:09
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I.C. posted:Like someone saying "I'm real smart and know how to design a building that won't collapse on itself."  Russia, so it's probably just drunk.
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Mar 1, 2015 09:43
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The Dali museum in St. Pete is actually really cool and cost $36 million to build. The best part about it isn't the bubbly glass curtain wall or the 200-ft replica of that dead nazi's mustache but its this sweet helical staircase:
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Mar 1, 2015 10:12
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Noggin Monkey posted:This is A Bad Opinion. It's a pretty good opinion, with that turkey thing as the only exception
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Mar 1, 2015 13:35
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brutalism is for nerds with bad taste and lefty leanings... no wonder the bad posters love it, they never had to live around this poo poo except for the 3 years at uni when they didnt live on their parents estate
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Mar 1, 2015 14:41
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Yeah Leftists love concrete and no expressionism and not interesting stuff like in 1984, the last book that those fascist Leftists made me read in highschool 
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Mar 1, 2015 15:13
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Professor Shark posted:It's a pretty good opinion, with that turkey thing as the only exception Yes, let's only build buildings that ape the styles of yore and disregard all the technological advancements and realities of modern living and development. Good plan.
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Mar 1, 2015 21:52
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Have some more unbuilt buildings. quote:In May 1908, Edward T. Carlton, an American hotelier, and William Gibbs McAdoo, the president of the New York and New Jersey Railroad Company, traveled to Spain to meet with the renowned Spanish architect, Antoni Gaudi (1852-1926) studied architecture in Barcelona, where he was surrounded by neo-classical and romantic designs. Gaudi became famous by reinterpreting these designs and working in the Art Nouveau and Art Moderne styles, and Sagrada Familia in Barcelona is considered to be his greatest work. Carlton and McAdoo sought to add a building based on Gaudi’s unique vision to the New York City skyline. He was asked to design a hotel that would be situated in Lower Manhattan. Gaudi designed multiple sketches of an 980 to 1,100 foot high hotel called the Hotel Atraccion (Hotel Attraction). It contained an exhibition hall, conference rooms, a theater, and five dining rooms, symbolizing the five continents. Had the hotel been built, it would have been the tallest building in New York City, and therefore in the United States. Sadly, this building would never be built (except in an alternative version of New York depicted in the television show fringe). Carlton wanted the hotel to serve the City’s wealthiest and most elite clientele. Gaudi’s remained true to his communist ideals, and he abandoned the project. According to another version of the story, Gaudi fell ill in 1909 and that brought about the end of the project. All that survive are conceptual sketches by Juan Matemala.  quote:In 1923, the Reverend Christian Reisner of the Methodist Church in Washington Heights conceived of a grand church complex to be located at Broadway and West 173rd Street. Reverend Reisner developed a 40-story church which would have contained a 2,000-seat nave, a five-story basement, a swimming pool, a bowling alley, and would have been topped off with a 75-foot-high rotating cross. John D. Rockefeller Jr. donated $100,000 for the church’s construction. Like the other buildings, the Depression stopped Reverend Reisner from realizing his dreams.  New York City Hall proposal  quote:John D. Rockefeller Jr. proposed this new civic center which included a space for the Metropolitan Opera. When the stock market crashed the Metropolitan Opera was unable to secure funding for a new building. As a result, Rockefeller redesigned his civic center into the Rockefeller Center we know today  "The Fashion Building"  quote:This design by Emery Roth for the National Penn Colosseum was never built:  lol quote:The Coney Island Globe Tower was conceived of in 1906 as the largest steel structure ever erected. Samuel Friede designed the 700 foot high globe whose 11 floors were to be filled with restaurants, a vaudeville theater, a roller skating rink, a bowling alley, a slot machines, an Aerial Hippodrome, four large circus rings, a ballroom in the world, an observatory, and weather observation station. Public money poured into the project with claims of 100% returns on investments. After two years of almost no construction, the Globe Tower was revealed to be a grand fraud.   Most of these taken from http://untappedcities.com I'll post more later Bonus: Russian Fascist Headquarters in Japanese-Occupied China with gian, neon, glowing Swastika. 
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Bitter Mushroom posted:brutalism is for nerds with bad taste and lefty leanings... no wonder the bad posters love it, they never had to live around this poo poo except for the 3 years at uni when they didnt live on their parents estate brutalism is just really boring, if you're going to project power and dominance you might as well do something interesting like neo-gothic
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Mar 1, 2015 22:58
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Nckdictator posted:Bonus: Russian Fascist Headquarters in Japanese-Occupied China with gian, neon, glowing Swastika. more context please
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Mar 1, 2015 22:59
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Phlegmish posted:more context please https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Fascist_Party
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Mar 1, 2015 23:22
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Say Nothing posted:
I'm cracking up over the car doing 
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Mar 1, 2015 23:40
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it takes a really long time for the person with the grocery bag to react if you see a building fall over next to you you should probably start running away insteadof waiting to see how it plays out
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Noggin Monkey posted:Yes, let's only build buildings that ape the styles of yore and disregard all the technological advancements and realities of modern living and development. Good plan. lol none of those things are true about modern architecture. This ugly building is good because it's "advanced" because it's modern. It's ugly as poo poo, but whatever.
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