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lol if you don't have a personal relationship with our lord and savior
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Mar 1, 2015 19:46
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Hail Satan
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Mar 1, 2015 19:49
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redshirt posted:Hail Satan
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Mar 1, 2015 19:52
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revmoo posted:lol if you don't have a personal relationship with our lord and savior The gardener is our Lord and Savior?! 
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Mar 1, 2015 19:54
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Praise Moses
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Mar 1, 2015 19:56
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redshirt posted:Hail Satan
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Mar 1, 2015 19:56
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I am the pair of nunchucks hanging on the doorknob.
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Mar 1, 2015 19:58
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I, too, keep a skull in my lovely heroin den. Real talk: It's actually difficult to obtain a skull.
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Mar 1, 2015 19:59
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Prallax Litovsk posted:I am the pair of nunchucks hanging on the doorknob. i think its a floppy black dildo jesus lieks it in the butt
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Mar 1, 2015 20:01
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why is the heroin addict so buff
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Mar 1, 2015 20:02
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cocaine AND heroin? bro chill out
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Mar 1, 2015 20:06
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"You people"?
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Mar 1, 2015 20:09
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Darkman Fanpage posted:cocaine AND heroin? bro chill out "Boy and Girl".
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Mar 1, 2015 20:12
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:"You people"? Moo people 
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Mar 1, 2015 20:13
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More from this artist: 
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Mar 1, 2015 20:20
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redshirt posted:Hail Satan
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Mar 1, 2015 20:28
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redshirt posted:Hail Satan
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Mar 1, 2015 20:29
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I just noticed that the wall appears to be a map of north america. I never noticed that
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Mar 1, 2015 20:31
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south america too
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Mar 1, 2015 20:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5YL2NfXf34
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Mar 1, 2015 20:32
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Europe is in red on the right side.
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Mar 1, 2015 20:32
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im jesus. hail me
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Mar 1, 2015 20:33
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i had jesus once thats al it tooked
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Mar 1, 2015 20:33
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The lit candle on the table really makes that room feel homely.
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Mar 1, 2015 20:34
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zooted heh posted:im jesus. hail me you got nailed by 3 dudes at once, what was it like to be the gloryhole in a public gangbang that was so wild that we're still talking about it ~2000 years later?
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Mar 1, 2015 20:52
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gently caress all y'all in the butt
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Mar 1, 2015 20:56
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Jesus Christ posted:gently caress all y'all Hey Jesus how's it hanging?
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Mar 1, 2015 20:57
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redshirt posted:Hey Jesus how's it hanging? Dude, not cool.
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Mar 1, 2015 20:59
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Icon Of Sin posted:you got nailed by 3 dudes at once, what was it like to be the gloryhole in a public gangbang that was so wild that we're still talking about it ~2000 years later? it was both cool and good. if I had to redo it all I would die for your sins again. love wood.
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Mar 1, 2015 21:00
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Do I need Jesus? Well, my lawn is in poor shape...
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Mar 1, 2015 21:17
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Jesus touches me inappropriately.
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Mar 1, 2015 21:17
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revmoo posted:lol if you don't have a personal relationship with our lord and savior im sry but i just dont understand how Jesus is supposed to make u feel better or whatever if u are/or do become a believer? so "Jesus died for my sins", what does that even mean (i dont recall being alive much less sinning at such a time)? and how is that ever supposed to help me get through the day? of course much of the moral philosophy and values attributed to him are admirable and agreeable (despite constantly being interpreted to support plenty of crazy poo poo) but i dont understand the whole "personal relationship with Jesus Christ" stuff that is emphasized. what does such a relationship entail? do we talk daily? prayer? what is the protocol for this exactly? and if this is successfully established, exactly how will it make me feel if i do in fact become a believer and one with Christ? I went to Sunday School back in elementary/middle school and none of this was really ever properly explained in clear terms. Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Mar 1, 2015 |
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Mar 1, 2015 21:19
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I have a personal relationship with Zeus. Sorry but Jesus is a beta bitch.
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Mar 1, 2015 21:39
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how personal we talking? the penis of a catholic priest is inside me at this very moment
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Mar 1, 2015 21:47
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A misanthrope posted:how personal we talking? the penis of a catholic priest is inside me at this very moment "Oh god!" means something entirely different in this case.
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Mar 1, 2015 21:50
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redshirt posted:Hail Satan Hail Santa
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Mar 1, 2015 21:57
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Windows 98 posted:"Oh god!" means something entirely different in this case. you hav-hnnngg a good point
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Mar 1, 2015 21:58
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i agree with the op.    
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Beige posted:The lit candle on the table really makes that room feel homely. That's for cooking the drugs in the spoon dummy Not decorative
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