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theadder
Dec 30, 2011


echinopsis posted:

the new air experience

this but unironically and in the extreme

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

theadder posted:

this but unironically and in the extreme

http://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/worldwide-domination-android-and-ios-claim-96-of-the-smartphone-os-market-in-2014/

Android claims 81.5% of the global smartphone OS market in 2014, iOS dips to 14.8%


idgas about facts, or relative profits, or any bullshit. those numbers scare the bejesus out of me

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


u cant have good without evil

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
when i think of all the people with terrible smartphones who will eventually figure out how much better their life would be with a good one

i feel an impulse to ask for the biggest loan the bank will give me and put it all on apple stock

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


echinopsis posted:

those numbers scare the bejesus out of me

why tho

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
im sarcastic. i hate overdogs so seeing apple crumble bring joy to me

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


i wondered if it was the sheer number thing but um crumble lol

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
i just hope to see hologram steve doing a one more thing

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
daft punk one more time (steve jibs one more thing 2015 undead remix.alac)

Metrication
Dec 12, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".
i'm ready tim

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

poty posted:

when i think of all the people with terrible smartphones who will eventually figure out how much better their life would be with a good one

i feel an impulse to ask for the biggest loan the bank will give me and put it all on apple stock

i think it's a good idea and you should do it

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Nayato posted:

whaaaat is a test apple

exactly what it sounds like, people are making new kinds of apples all the time:

http://www.nyapplecountry.com/varieties/24-rubyfrost-new

http://www.nyapplecountry.com/varieties/25-snapdragon-new

many of them are made right in my backyard:

quote:

In addition to SnapDragon and RubyFrost, Cornell has released 66 apple varieties since the late 1890s, including the popular Cortland, Macoun, Empire and Jonagold.

[ASK] me about apples!! http://www.newenglandapples.org/AppleVarieties-id-37.html

Literally The Worst posted:

i miss test apples at wegmans and living near an orchard so muhc, also wegmans in general, i have to go to harris teeter now and its not the same

:sympathy:

Squinty Applebottom posted:

thats not living in NY thats living in "upstate ny" which might as well be the south

upstate new york is awesome and full of neat regular-sized cities and some cute small towns

Literally The Worst posted:

as someone who moved from syracuse to charlotte in the last year this is not as accurate as you might think

unless you're talking like oswego county because oswego county specifically is the loving dregs of humanity

i've been to oswego and over to chimney bluffs and both seemed nice :shobon:

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Oswego county is a bunch of shithole redneck towns and like three "cities" where the one factory in town closed like twenty years ago and it's been a downward spiral ever since so they're just bigger shithole redneck towns

the city of Oswego is like the nicest part of the county and it still sucks, that while county is what people talk about when they talk about upstate being basically the south

sleater-cummy
Dec 28, 2005

smile :]

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

exactly what it sounds like, people are making new kinds of apples all the time:

http://www.nyapplecountry.com/varieties/24-rubyfrost-new

http://www.nyapplecountry.com/varieties/25-snapdragon-new

many of them are made right in my backyard:


[ASK] me about apples!! http://www.newenglandapples.org/AppleVarieties-id-37.html


yo this is wild thank you for sharing :o

i didn't know that this was a thing

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Nayato posted:

yo this is wild thank you for sharing :o

i didn't know that this was a thing

:tipshat:

apples are great!! it's actually really hard to make new apples because:

quote:

However, like most perennial fruits, apples are ordinarily propagated asexually by grafting. This is because seedling apples are an example of "extreme heterozygotes", in that rather than inheriting DNA from their parents to create a new apple with those characteristics, they are instead significantly different from their parents.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

echinopsis posted:

im sarcastic. i hate overdogs so seeing apple crumble bring joy to me

whats overdog

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Stymie posted:

whats overdog

idk, what's over with you dog! ! ! ! :xd::newlol::pram:

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
you're welcome

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

:tipshat:

apples are great!! it's actually really hard to make new apples because:
it's really easy to make new apples because you can plant seeds from any apple and you get apple trees with all new apples

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

it's really easy to make new apples because you can plant seeds from any apple and you get apple trees with all new apples

you're right i should be more specific

it's really hard to make new good apples that people want to eat

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

you're right i should be more specific

it's really hard to make new good apples that people want to eat

right

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

it's really hard to make new good apples that people want to eat

timb! :argh:

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
I reallllly don't think we should do the groupwatch thing. It just seems nerdy to me.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Sniep posted:

airbooks arent meant to be retinal

they are light, lower powered devices with emphasis on slim and light

you dont wanna add in the battery and gpu and poo poo to do retina on it until the power to do it right becomes so cheap on power that doing it lets you keep the svelte figure

don't ask for another ipad 3 here... the first retinal ipad... remember what a battery disaster that was?

loving moron

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Squeezy Farm posted:

I reallllly don't think we should do the groupwatch thing. It just seems nerdy to me.

skip right to the jerk then?

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

Squeezy Farm posted:

I reallllly don't think we should do the groupwatch thing. It just seems nerdy to me.

yea its just ppl from IYG that post anyway

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
how about we group-livetweet us camping out at apple stores?!?!

i'll be at the sf one starting tonight until i can be the first one to buy the brand new apple computer brand apple iwatch edition, for only $24,999 with 6 hours of battery life!

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


lol if ur not continually at an apple store

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Squeezy Farm posted:

It just seems nerdy to me.

- "Squeezy Farm" yospos poster 2015

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

before the event next week everyone needs to watch these videos and really absorb them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCluaJe3lb4&hd=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-waTi8BPdk&hd=1

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Beast of Bourbon posted:

how about we group-livetweet us camping out at apple stores?!?!

i'll be at the sf one starting tonight until i can be the first one to buy the brand new apple computer brand apple iwatch edition, for only $24,999 with 6 hours of battery life!

same

but unironically

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



theadder posted:

lol if ur not continually at an apple store

Same but unironically

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

echinopsis posted:

pleasure kevin pleased this technology being added into new iphone
http://hiddenlolcdn.com/i/27306.gif
nws

hahah gdi, echi'd again

sure am glad my screen faces teh hallway :mrgw:

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Today's report reveals some additional insight into the development process, noting that the Apple Watch is coming a bit later than originally hoped due to technical challenges that were likely exacerbated by the loss of several engineers working on the project. Google's Nest Labs, headed by iPod pioneer Tony Fadell, was responsible for poaching several of the key Apple Watch employees.

lol 8 more days till they get completely owned

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

apple is holding me back. this  watch is gonna bomb. this company needs me, if i leave, they're helpless. google has the resources i need to create something awesome.


september 9th: gently caress

march 6: fffukccckkk mmeeeeee

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

bobbilljim posted:

hahah gdi, echi'd again

sure am glad my screen faces teh hallway :mrgw:

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Hey echi I found the perfect female for you based on your posting

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/qKMZnn3.jpg :nws:

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011


after elaine from seinfeld and ellen, this was my first crush

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tusen Takk posted:

Hey echi I found the perfect female for you based on your posting

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/qKMZnn3.jpg :nws:

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



calling it now that the most expensive one will be $2999

it's the perfect price since people who have the money and are the target audience (the ones who buy apple products in the first place) will, and just cheap enough that poor people with credit cards can buy one and feel rich. apple wins either way

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