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Maggie Fletcher: Jul 19, 2009; Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Male Tears posted:

"~~Caring parents get tattoos of young daughter's huge birthmark to make her feel special~~ Attention-seeking parents get tattoos of young daughter's huge birthmark to go viral on the Internet"
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/caring-parents-tattoos-young-daughters-5226401

FTFY

# ? Feb 27, 2015 23:19

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# ? May 27, 2024 11:45

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Now instead of an odd birthmark, the whole family looks like they have a communicable skin disease.

# ? Feb 27, 2015 23:49

Haruharuharuko: Mar 24, 2008; Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:10

TheSmilingJackal: Apr 30, 2007; Don't worry, it's a very heavy feather.

Haruharuharuko posted:

Well, she does look drunk. Unfortunately, it looks like everyone else involved was too.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:12

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Life has not been kind to Tink...True Hollywood Stories

# ? Feb 28, 2015 01:13

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Haruharuharuko posted:

So, so many bad tattoos of that particular Tinkerbell pose.

Google 'Tinkerbell tattoo'.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 04:10

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Say Nothing posted:

So, so many bad tattoos of that particular Tinkerbell pose.

Google 'Tinkerbell tattoo'.

Ugh, shave your arms bitch.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 05:33

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Picnic Princess posted:

Now instead of an odd birthmark, the whole family looks like they have a communicable skin disease.

Ew, I'm not going over the eczema legs family's house.

The poor kid is named Honey-Rae?

# ? Feb 28, 2015 08:15

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Say Nothing posted:

So, so many bad tattoos of that particular Tinkerbell pose.

Google 'Tinkerbell tattoo'.

So funny when you compare them to the source images

Haruharuharuko posted:

# ? Feb 28, 2015 09:42

Haruharuharuko: Mar 24, 2008; Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Goddamn internet

# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:18

Dienes: Nov 4, 2009; dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot; College Slice

Haruharuharuko posted:

Goddamn internet

I want to fast-forward three years from now and see how he explains it to someone who asks what it means.

# ? Feb 28, 2015 16:32

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Dienes posted:

I want to fast-forward three years from now and see how he explains it to someone who asks what it means.

"Oh man, what's with that huge bruise on your leg?"

"It's not a bruise, it's a tattoo of a meme from 2015." :smuggo:

# ? Feb 28, 2015 22:10

jess: May 26, 2005; you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

"He came down, died on the cross, was resurrected from the grave, ascended to heaven, and promises His return." :downs:

# ? Mar 1, 2015 10:48

Haruharuharuko: Mar 24, 2008; Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

jess posted:

"He came down, died on the cross, was resurrected from the grave, ascended to heaven, and promises His return."

Really? I thought it was half of the konami code. 2 up 2 down left right left right rainbow. Right?

# ? Mar 1, 2015 10:55

Kugyou no Tenshi: Nov 8, 2005; We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

Haruharuharuko posted:

Really? I thought it was half of the konami code. 2 up 2 down left right left right rainbow. Right?

I just woke up and my first thought was that it was "I'm down with Jesus, but I'm gay, so up with going down".

# ? Mar 1, 2015 13:27

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

I just woke up and my first thought was that it was "I'm down with Jesus, but I'm gay, so up with going down".

drat, now I sort of want this tattoo.

# ? Mar 1, 2015 14:00

jess: May 26, 2005; you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

# ? Mar 2, 2015 00:47

Dienes: Nov 4, 2009; dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot; College Slice

jess posted:

They got really lazy with the first 4 planets.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 01:33

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

None of those things are to scale.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 01:45

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:53

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Baby, your side
whatever your getting
there

Sounds good.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 04:05

Harriet Carker: Jun 2, 2009

Bombadilillo posted:

Baby, your side
whatever your getting
there

Sounds good.

I know goons like to pick on bad calligraphy, but if you see two "e"s in "thru" there is something seriously wrong with your eyes. I mean, obviously it's horrible and misspelled and ugly, but you don't need to pretend you can't read while trying to make it even more stupid than it already is.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 04:28

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

I think it's 'thuru' or possibly 'thurw'.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 05:45

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

jess posted:

I want to go fix this in Photoshop.

If I saw this guy in real life I would not hesitate to point out that all those planets are wildly inaccurate in terms of scale.

Yes, I'm a non-confrontational cowardly goon, but he's got a bad astronomy/Star Wars tattoo so it's not like I'd be afraid of him.

DorkusMalorkus has a new favorite as of 05:56 on Mar 2, 2015

# ? Mar 2, 2015 05:52

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Trusty old tree silhouette, how could you go wrong?

# ? Mar 2, 2015 07:56

jess: May 26, 2005; you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

# ? Mar 2, 2015 10:25

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

jess posted:

Is that Limmy? (Scottish David Mitchell)

# ? Mar 2, 2015 10:35

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

jess posted:

Thom Yorke ?

# ? Mar 2, 2015 10:38

jess: May 26, 2005; you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

Istari posted:

Thom Yorke ?

Yes.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 11:35

Haruharuharuko: Mar 24, 2008; Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

jess posted:

I just have so many questions.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 12:27

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Haruharuharuko posted:

That says "onesie", right ?

# ? Mar 2, 2015 13:00

Haruharuharuko: Mar 24, 2008; Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Istari posted:

That says "onesie", right ?

you only live ones

# ? Mar 2, 2015 13:07

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

DorkusMalorkus posted:

I want to go fix this in Photoshop.

If I saw this guy in real life I would not hesitate to point out that all those planets are wildly inaccurate in terms of scale.

Yes, I'm a non-confrontational cowardly goon, but he's got a bad astronomy/Star Wars tattoo so it's not like I'd be afraid of him.

To be fair, getting Jupiter to scale would take up most of his arm.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 13:15

Dr. Lunchables: Dec 27, 2012; IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

To be fair, getting Jupiter to scale would take up most of his arm.

.... Or you make the rest of it smaller.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 14:27

canis minor: May 4, 2011

Haruharuharuko posted:

you only live ones

She obviously asked for "You only live11111" as a bold statement against modern internet-speech, as well as staying in front of monitor your whole life.

Haruharuharuko posted:

What are these jagged lines?

# ? Mar 2, 2015 14:47

Dienes: Nov 4, 2009; dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot; College Slice

canis minor posted:

She obviously asked for "You only live11111" as a bold statement against modern internet-speech, as well as staying in front of monitor your whole life.

What are these jagged lines?

Dragons live in mountains. Gotta set the scene.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 15:54

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

canis minor posted:

She obviously asked for "You only live11111" as a bold statement against modern internet-speech, as well as staying in front of monitor your whole life.

What are these jagged lines?

Part of a bad decision...or rocks.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 15:59