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West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 214 days!)

its like a three olives post, ya see..

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I suspect a lot of ugly buildings really just come down to budget- a nice building costs more and you get less square footage, but an ugly building costs much less, and if people aren't generally going to care...

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



i care deeply

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Well do you care about our poor, modern architects being held back by timeless, pleasing design aesthetics for the simple reason that they *~*~look good~*~*? Architects are artists expressing themselves with millions of dollars on the line, no one wants to be limited to what *most* people think looks good :qq:

Why can't people see that grey rectangles are actually good? :qq:

Kulkasha
Jan 15, 2010

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Likchenpa.
Get used to it, this one's going to win
Gehry reminds me of the parody architecture firm SVEN from HIMYM

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



that one's ironic right, it looks like a married to the sea comic

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:

Have any of you ever lived in a place like this? I always wondered how the hell you give people directions to your house, or find it when you're walking home from the bar after one too many.

Places like that honestly fill me with dread. There's a place near Nashville that has row, after row, after row, after row of absolutely identical poo poo looking houses that I'm sure it would take months for me to figure out which one was mine without staring at the house numbers that were in a really lovely location that I would hate to rely on for an ambulance to find were there an emergency. I'm going to try and find it and get back to you.

You don't walk anywhere in an exurb like that. They're not made for it, and there aren't any commercial businesses in walking distance anyway except maybe a gas station. You drive. Everywhere.

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

What in God's name

E: Oh, it's obviously a joke and I'm dumb.

EmperorFritoBandito fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Mar 2, 2015

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Phlegmish posted:

that one's ironic right, it looks like a married to the sea comic

I love how the peak doesn't even meet correctly at the top.

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind
That has to be taking the piss.

quote:

31 Rooms, extends the network using the architectural technologies that construct Helsinki’s interior citizenry: i.e. walls, doors, windows, and the machinery that defines atmospheric conditions.

quote:

Interior Citizenry - Collection of Atmospheres - Curatorial Hygrometry

quote:

The rest [of the rooms] offer an alternative notion of flexibility based on a rigid set of spatial conditions rather than temporal partitions. Over time, the rooms' dimensions won't change while the way they are used will, opening to new uses not prescribed in the design.

It uses architectural technologies such as walls to partition rooms in space and not time, and the walls... stay the same over time.. whoa.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I think we should stop building things as they will never have history like someone said earlier. Just stop already.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007




Legoland... the dorm complex at the University of buffalo. Its a wind tunnel, its ugly, it's all concrete. Its designed to be hard to get around so you couldnt assemble riots easily.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Professor Shark posted:

I suspect a lot of ugly buildings really just come down to budget- a nice building costs more and you get less square footage, but an ugly building costs much less, and if people aren't generally going to care...

This doesn't explain the insanely expensive ugly new buildings that have popped up in the thread, though.

Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni

Professor Shark posted:

lol none of those things are true about modern architecture.

This ugly building is good because it's "advanced" because it's modern. It's ugly as poo poo, but whatever.

Ugly is subjective. Efficiency in materials and energy performance is pretty cut and dry. Take a look at Lake|Flato, Thomas Phifer and Kieran Timberlake if you want to see (IMO) some of the brightest minds in the industry today.

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


tater_salad posted:



Legoland... the dorm complex at the University of buffalo. Its a wind tunnel, its ugly, it's all concrete. Its designed to be hard to get around so you couldnt assemble riots easily.

loving ugliest campus I have EVER seen. By a long shot. Just look at this poo poo:

Even aerially it's a nightmare:


Main admin building at North Campus (maybe? I don't even loving know). It's perhaps the least bad of these photos, but in person it takes a poo poo all over humanity's collective face:


Random bullshit:


gently caress this hellhole:


Like a brick factory vomited after chugging Victory Gin:


The Center for the Arts is the ugliest building of them all, naturally:


gently caress UB North.

Teketeketeketeke fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Mar 2, 2015

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

i like this make the world looks like this everywhere

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


I do sorta love Legoland, though...

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 214 days!)

why was there never a construx centerpiece? <:mad:>

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


But you cant kill yourself off of it because they designed it that way. At least there are those architectural columns that they took from the m&t building... those added some character to at least one building right?



E:Is imgur broken here now?

Oh I see, did it fall or did they really mean to do that? Oh on purpose, hmm thats tragic.

I think this thread can be called the poat college campus and government building thread.

Not only is it ugly orange/ tanish, try moving around it with 3 levels of entrances and hallways to nowhere etc so you cant amass large groups in the hall. Is that buildings entrance on the raised terrace, or is it to on the ground level, or is it in the hillside? Maybe if I go in this building and up a flight of stairs then across the connecting bridge then down 2 flights we can meet at the entrance.

tater_salad fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Mar 2, 2015

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
What I've learned from reading this thread is modern architects seem to despise symmetry.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I lived in this my freshman year. The elevators were terrifying.

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"
Architecture is superflous spectacle. Put the drafters in charge.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

boom boom boom posted:

Yeah, he probably at least went over the whole thing with Nuln Oil

It's a little known fact but the guy to the right of Jesus was executed for 'Not Thinning His Paints' :hist101:

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
A lot of people here posting some pretty cool if weird and ugly university architecture from big schools. It was always interesting when visiting big schools to see the buildings built pre- and post-60s.

I went to a mid-sized private school in the Midwest. Most of the academic buildings were Neo Gothic (I think) built around the turn of the century, all have been extensively renovated but they seemed to try to keep true to the aesthetic of the original buildings.

post expansion:


The LAS building:



The dorms were some pretty terrible buildings, though. In particular the freshmen dorm, which is the cube seen here:

It was built in the early 70s with mindless energy efficiency in mind. The floors were all arranged in a big square around the core of the building, which consisted of elevator shafts, stairways, and useless common rooms. Also, the windows were arranged in a way that totally ignored how the rooms inside were arranged. It seemed like half of the windows were obscured by the bunked beds in the individual rooms. Also, there were "corner suite" rooms with four people. A dark, depressing building for freshmen to live in.

There was also the industrial sciences building:

The widows were pretty much 4" wide and went up the side of the building along the columns.

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

glad to see a lot of Toronto representation in this thread, we also have a building that looks like this



it's pretty ominous when you're right underneath it

DessertStorm
Aug 9, 2013

Phlegmish posted:

brutalism is just really boring, if you're going to project power and dominance you might as well do something interesting like neo-gothic

Kulkasha
Jan 15, 2010

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Likchenpa.

Zeno-25 posted:

The LAS building:


Wasn't this in Grosse Point Blank?

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

Zeno-25 posted:

A lot of people here posting some pretty cool if weird and ugly university architecture from big schools. It was always interesting when visiting big schools to see the buildings built pre- and post-60s.

I went to a mid-sized private school in the Midwest. Most of the academic buildings were Neo Gothic (I think) built around the turn of the century, all have been extensively renovated but they seemed to try to keep true to the aesthetic of the original buildings.

post expansion:


The LAS building:



The dorms were some pretty terrible buildings, though. In particular the freshmen dorm, which is the cube seen here:

It was built in the early 70s with mindless energy efficiency in mind. The floors were all arranged in a big square around the core of the building, which consisted of elevator shafts, stairways, and useless common rooms. Also, the windows were arranged in a way that totally ignored how the rooms inside were arranged. It seemed like half of the windows were obscured by the bunked beds in the individual rooms. Also, there were "corner suite" rooms with four people. A dark, depressing building for freshmen to live in.

There was also the industrial sciences building:

The widows were pretty much 4" wide and went up the side of the building along the columns.

Is that Bradley?

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007


Hey de Blasio tear down Madison Square Garden and build this to reimburse us for the loss of penn station TIA.

Also, the new WTC Transportation center owns, it exists mainly to impale people riding the Path, nothing of value will be lost.

Vanagoon
Jan 20, 2008


Best Dead Gay Forums
on the whole Internet!
Haven't seen anyone post the Batman building in Nashville.

Why, AT&T?




Can't see any other reason why It'd have the big silly spires at the top :colbert: .


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AT%26T_Building_%28Nashville%29

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SirPhoebos posted:

It's a little known fact but the guy to the right of Jesus was executed for 'Not Thinning His Paints' :hist101:

Repaint, thinner!

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Panzeh posted:

Architecture is superflous spectacle. Put the drafters in charge.

They're usually the ones that figure out how to actually make those hosed up shapes work in the first place... so yeah this gets my vote.

Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni

A Winner is Jew posted:

They're usually the ones that figure out how to actually make those hosed up shapes work in the first place... so yeah this gets my vote.

Yeah those people you are talking about are also architects HTH.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
http://www.theguardian.com/cities/2015/mar/01/vienna-plans-worlds-tallest-wooden-skyscraper

An 84m wood building seems suitable for this thread

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


The Ottomans would have loved it.

CuteJen96
Feb 23, 2015

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 2 years!)

Vanagoon posted:

Haven't seen anyone post the Batman building in Nashville.

Why, AT&T?




Can't see any other reason why It'd have the big silly spires at the top :colbert: .


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AT%26T_Building_%28Nashville%29

fun fact, one of the spires is actually a crane

also, the nashville skyline gets used a lot in movies for "generic metropolitan" stuff in the background

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007



Uhh.. It'll be interesting to see how that burns when someone leaves the handle on their Chinese take-out and warms it up in the microwave for 5 min.

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***
Welcome to Medway, in Kent, UK. I present the Pentagon shopping centre, with large office 'skyscraper' on top



With ominous, dank dark bus depot [but now defunct. Replaced with an outside, futuristic bus depot]







lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpBSyKY4JCU

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

tater_salad posted:

Its designed to be hard to get around so you couldnt assemble riots easily.

They say that its for riot proofing but the reality is that universities are more interested in bilking people out of money and those maze buildings are usually where the office to petition to graduate is. Think cheese in the maze for rats to never find. gently caress every university on the planet.

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