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Captain Foo posted:true and sad
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infernal machines posted:no there's plenty of hp products still using rs232 since they're all used for high margin business related products they should be spun off shortly so hp can focus on consumer oriented low margin products
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the hard part will be coming up with a worse name than "keysight" but if anyone can pull it off its hp
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hp is going to split into two companies at the end of the year one will be the consumer computer and printer business the other will be business servers and networking and everything else meg whitman is going to the business company
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poz my Meg biz
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morning check in - i'm listening to rap real loud and drinkin a shitload of coffee and provisioning servers in Singapore. ok ill post this in cjs too cause evidently i can't thread
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Mar 2, 2015 18:23
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Jonny 290 posted:thread thanks, reading
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Dolomite posted:aruba will be strangled in its sleep like 3com, hp is a serial killer 3com was dead long before hp bought them 3com entered a joint venture with a chinese firm you may have heard of, huawei. they liked the products of the jv (H3C) so much they fired basically 100% of the u.s. staff. all that was left stateside was a sales office. 3com then bought huawei's share in H3C. so by the time of acquisiton, 3com was a chinese firm (H3C) with an american headquarters building (3com hq in ... i wanna say, santa clara?) amusingly hp/h3c and huawei now have a partnership to sell h3c gear
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what the hell is ello
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Jonny 290 posted:morning check in - i'm listening to rap real loud and drinkin a shitload of coffee and provisioning servers in Singapore. ok ill post this in cjs too cause evidently i can't thread owns
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As a Millennial I posted:what the hell is ello Ello Manifesto Your social network is owned by advertisers. Every post you share, every friend you make, and every link you follow is tracked, recorded, and converted into data. Advertisers buy your data so they can show you more ads. You are the product that’s bought and sold. We believe there is a better way. We believe in audacity. We believe in beauty, simplicity, and transparency. We believe that the people who make things and the people who use them should be in partnership. We believe a social network can be a tool for empowerment. Not a tool to deceive, coerce, and manipulate — but a place to connect, create, and celebrate life. You are not a product.
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in other words it makes no money and the only thing stopping it from going under is its unpopularity
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rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:Ello Manifesto ello ell
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooool "Tinder’s new premium service has launched in the UK, but the price will vary, depending on your age. According to the the Evening Standard, Tinder Plus costs £3.99 (about $6), and will grant you features like unlimited likes and the ability to go back on your last swipe, but that price jumps to £14.99 (about $23) for users over 28."
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qntm posted:in other words it makes no money and the only thing stopping it from going under is its unpopularity VC buxxx. they will do the opposite of everything in rrrrrrrrrrrt's post
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Mar 2, 2015 21:40
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lol, that breach at uber that exposed names and license information? turns out that it was because they uploaded a private key to github.
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Pinterest Mom posted:looooooooooooooooooooooooooool holy poo poo yessssssss
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duTrieux. posted:lol, that breach at uber that exposed names and license information? turns out that it was because they uploaded a private key to github. it will never be not-lol when people do this or when customers just send over unencrypted private keys in plaintext email to large CC lists without a care int eh world, before i can give them a secure way to do it
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this is the future of ad-supported content, to keep your demographics clean punish outliers imagine if espn put an extra $5 on your cable bill if there was no 18-49 males living in the subscriber household
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Mar 2, 2015 21:50
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i'm tired of ageism in my gently caress apps
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qirex posted:this is the future of ad-supported content, to keep your demographics clean punish outliers oh god don't give them ideas
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qirex posted:this is the future of ad-supported content, to keep your demographics clean punish outliers i would say that would never happen because it's hilariously illegal but who knows now
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rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:Ello Manifesto oh yeah that thing they still exist?? 
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As a Millennial I posted:oh yeah that thing growing, too. just sniped a dude from us. i think they got another round mayb
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theflyingexecutive posted:i would say that would never happen because it's hilariously illegal but who knows now ain't no law about cable channel prices
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Mar 2, 2015 21:58
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I have a friend who made a pilot for trutv and even though it tested really well too many women watched it so they didn't pick it up as a series
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Jonny 290 posted:growing, too. just sniped a dude from us. i think they got another round mayb the gently caress
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Mar 2, 2015 22:09
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qirex posted:this is the future of ad-supported content, to keep your demographics clean punish outliers i think this is the opposite phenomenon . if you're over 28, single, and hang out in bar-type places where tinder would be useful, you potentially have a lot more disposable income than the 19 year old dabbling in it so, imagine if espn put an extra $5 on your cable bill for every 28-49 male
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Mar 2, 2015 22:24
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charging more for the olds is pretty genius for a number of reasons
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Mar 2, 2015 22:27
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they need to adopt the same pricing tiers for music festivals and all shows from bands reviewed by pitchfork
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theflyingexecutive posted:they need to adopt the same pricing tiers for music festivals and all shows from bands reviewed by pitchfork lol *thinks young people listening to Mumford and sons are somehow better than the olds listening to them*
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Ricky Bad Posts posted:lol *thinks young people listening to Mumford and sons are somehow better than the olds listening to them* lol *uses loving mumford and sons as an example of a pitchfork band* welcome to the expensive ticket tier grandpa
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When Mumford & Sons stray from their tales of romantic martyrdom, the results are actually worse. Late in the album, "Dust Bowl Dance" kicks up some American Gothic ambience with what sounds like the least believable stab at a murder ballad ever set to record. "I'll go out back and I'll get my gun," Mumford sings, like a man who had never handled a firearm in his life. "I said, 'You haven't met me, I am the only son.'" When the Sons' electric guitars finally kick in, the song descends from ill-advised to downright embarrassing. Live, it's probably their closer, but "Dust Bowl Dance" hints that Mumford & Sons are in the costume business. They're playing dress-up in threadbare clothes. 2.1/10
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Mar 2, 2015 22:54
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Mumford and Sux
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i had to wiki who they arequote:Mumford & Sons are a British folk rock band. lmao
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folk rock, the whitest and most middle class of all genres
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