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Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Here comes the laughs

He should watch like any comedy show from the last 30 years including SNL, he'll find plenty of stuff making fun of trans people.

edit: Hey guys I'd really like a morally grey show about an rear end in a top hat male protagonist who does bad things, too bad SNL didn't do that in their February 28th, 2015 episode because I don't think I can find that anywhere else.

Tender Bender fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Mar 2, 2015

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Is it a strawman if we want them but it isn't exactly a "sacred cow"?

I probably want transgender bathrooms the same way Ben Carson wants Glenn Beck back on TV. Sure it'd be nice but I'm not exactly going to the mat for it.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Is it a strawman if we want them but it isn't exactly a "sacred cow"?

I probably want transgender bathrooms the same way Ben Carson wants Glenn Beck back on TV. Sure it'd be nice but I'm not exactly going to the mat for it.

Speaking of Ben Carson:

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/03/ben-carson-religion-needed-test-scientific

quote:

Possible Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson suggested over the weekend that religion was necessary for testing scientific theories because the science could be "propaganda."

On Sunday, NBC's Chuck Todd asked Carson, a former neurosurgeon, how science could coexist with his conservative Christian principles.

"A person's religious beliefs are the things that make them who they are, gives them a direction in their life," Carson opined. "But I do not believe that religious beliefs should dictate one's public policies and stances."

"I find, a very good measure of correlation between my religious beliefs and my scientific beliefs -- people say, how can you be a scientist, how can you be a surgeon if you don't believe in certain things?" he continued. "Maybe those things aren't scientific. Maybe it's just propaganda."

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

If these private practices were still using paper charts I could see how ACA might effect them and how a co-opt would work for them.

This is the major factor, as I understand it.

Job Truniht
Nov 7, 2012

MY POSTS ARE REAL RETARDED, SIR
Ben Carson is not a scientist. He is just a doctor. I would really love to see what thenscoentificncokmmuity actually thinks of him.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

quote:

"But I do not believe that religious beliefs should dictate one's public policies and stances."

The foundations of our rational understanding of everything, however, are very much up for review via holy texts and what you've chosen to believe by way of reading them.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Job Truniht posted:

Ben Carson is not a scientist. He is just a doctor. I would really love to see what thenscoentificncokmmuity actually thinks of him.

The Right likes to tout out his credentials whenever they spout pseudoscience, that is kind of the issue at hand. Especially in pushing Creationism legislation and arguing against scientific evidence.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

The foundations of our rational understanding of everything, however, are very much up for review via holy texts and what you've chosen to believe by way of reading them.

Its particularly condemning when he said that bit because he is lying having been caught in the past arguing in favor of creationism and other theological oriented woo.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Is it a strawman if we want them but it isn't exactly a "sacred cow"?

I probably want transgender bathrooms the same way Ben Carson wants Glenn Beck back on TV. Sure it'd be nice but I'm not exactly going to the mat for it.

i thought itwas a common thing that bathrooms are effectively transgender if they only hold one occupant at a time

some places i go don't even bother gendering their bathrooms it's just "piss/poo poo in here"

i took a suburban friend out to a bar and she was terribly, terribly confused and had a difficult time because she refused to use an ungendered bathroom out of fear that she would be in the wrong one lmbo

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Popular Thug Drink posted:

i thought itwas a common thing that bathrooms are effectively transgender if they only hold one occupant at a time

some places i go don't even bother gendering their bathrooms it's just "piss/poo poo in here"

i took a suburban friend out to a bar and she was terribly, terribly confused and had a difficult time because she refused to use an ungendered bathroom out of fear that she would be in the wrong one lmbo

Tbh, given the proportions involved here, that's usually the rational solution. Most trans people will be perfectly happy using whichever bathroom best fits their anatomical needs and/or personal preference, and for everyone else, there's a single-occupant restroom.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
One random doctor's opinion and credentials are acceptable to inform the whole of Conservatism. The same way that one random Presbyterian churches pastor's acceptance of gays can also inform....no? Oh well, then I guess they're just dicks.

George RR Fartin
Apr 16, 2003




Quorum posted:

Tbh, given the proportions involved here, that's usually the rational solution. Most trans people will be perfectly happy using whichever bathroom best fits their anatomical needs and/or personal preference, and for everyone else, there's a single-occupant restroom.

Yeah, I would figure that the best solution would be for society to get over the "oh ick" factor of things and just let people poo poo in the bathroom of the gender they identify with. Any other related/unrelated issues that come from that (men pretending so they can be weird perverts or whatever) can be handled as separate cases.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
"I'm very very concerned that any sort of bathroom mixing will result in peversion and gayness" - Party that defended Larry Craig

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

quote:

On Saturday morning, right-wing radio host and self-described "total partisan hack" Dana Loesch participated in a CPAC panel on religious liberty, along with the Family Research Council's Tony Perkins and Rep. Randy Neugebauer. During the discussion, Loesch said that if America doesn’t protect the supposed "right" of Christians to discriminate against gays in public accommodations, it will eventually lead to gays being stoned to death in the streets.

Loesch claimed that a lot of atheists who listen to her radio program worry that not protecting this "right" to discriminate could end up with gays being stoned in public.

"You don't have to be a Christians to be affected by loss of religious liberty, because if one liberty is taken, more liberties will be taken," she said. "If I'm not speaking up [while] you're losing rights then what will happen to me when the day comes, if someone comes to me? What if you're stoned for walking out in the street for being gay? I mean, come on, that's where the conversation needs to go": - See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/loesch-failure-protect-religious-liberty-could-lead-gays-being-stoned-streets#sthash.j2U6yhxj.dpuf

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/loesch-failure-protect-religious-liberty-could-lead-gays-being-stoned-streets

If you don't defend our right to be religious bigots, we MIGHT just stone you in the street.

Is that a threat, or a warning, or a irrational fear?

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

quote:

"A person's religious beliefs are the things that make them who they are, gives them a direction in their life," Carson opined. "But I do not believe that religious beliefs should dictate one's public policies and stances."

Yeeeah, except that this is pretty much what every Republican politician does.

Venusian Weasel
Nov 18, 2011

I caught a rerun of Wilcow at CPAC yesterday, he was talking to a guy from CATO and they were both freaking out and one of them literally said "people will start seeking the best medical care possible now that someone else is paying for it!" The nerve of poor people, demanding that they receive a high standard of medical care! Next thing you know they'll be demanding they get served steak and lobster from the hospital cafeteria! Where will this slippery slope to the big government nanny state end?!

mr. mephistopheles posted:

I once had a conversation with a far right coworker where I got him to acknowledge that a UHC system would be cheaper for everyone and we could still have privatized care for people who had the money and wanted to pay for it. He eventually said he didn't want that because he didn't like the idea of the government using his money to help people (with the implication that it would help people he didn't like, like lazy minorities). He was also an extremely devout Mormon. Compassion!

It's only compassion if you're allowed to flaunt your money and demand that people lick your boots before you help them out. Government is usurping the role of this vital societal function.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

beatlegs posted:

Yeeeah, except that this is pretty much what every Republican politician does.

Including Carson, ironically.

Unzip and Attack
Mar 3, 2008

USPOL May
The Right's dislike for UHC can be distilled down to their intense pleasure in seeing people they believe to be deserving of bad luck actually suffer/die from it. This is why the current system "works" for them, because those who can't afford or choose not to get insurance should die. That's what they deserve and that's what freedom is all about.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

CommieGIR posted:

Including Carson, ironically.
Carson isn't a politician.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Carson isn't a politician.

Hasn't stopped him from trying.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Team equality doesn't exist but we still have salary caps and whatnot in pro sports.

I'm glad you brought this up because I use it all the time when I'm trying to draw analogies and arguing against free market conservatives. The NFL, MLB, NBA and NHL all have some form(s) of unions, salary caps, revenue sharing and collective bargaining and none of them seem to collapsing under the weight of all of this so-called "socialism". In fact, they all seem to thrive and prosper, even during recessions.

Boxing would be the closest thing to the Libertarian approach and simply letting the free market decide what happens and look how well that's worked out. The NFL model is the closest thing to Socialism in the United States that I can think of (revenue sharing, public financing, unions, collective bargaining, etc., etc.) and they're growing by leaps and bounds.

How do conservative free-market types not see this, especially knowing how much they all jack off to football?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

BiggerBoat posted:

Boxing would be the closest thing to the Libertarian approach and simply letting the free market decide what happens and look how well that's worked out.

On the verge of the single biggest payday the sport has ever seen? :smugdog:

I kid though, MW/Pac may be the last of the true titanic boxing matches the sport ever puts up and the sport is most def in some trouble.

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


bpower posted:

Sneering at the powerless; the foundation of good comedy.

I'll never pass up an opportunity to post this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_mQPvKXw3U

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
a counterpoint to that would be the English Premier League and football outside of North America generally, which is about as capitalist as a sport can get while it remains the most popular sport in the world.

although I can't imagine that your conservatives would appreciate bring linked to an evil euro sport

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Soviet Commubot posted:

I'll never pass up an opportunity to post this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_mQPvKXw3U

I think this should be in the Schadenfreude thread, or maybe the AUG one, because this is just painfully unfunny. :(

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
I love when Fox News promotes some "Look what those clowns in Washington paid your tax dollars to do now!" story.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/03/02/feds-spend-12500-translating-spanish-novel-on-heterosexual-privilege/?intcmp=latestnews

quote:

Feds spend $12,500 translating Spanish novel on ‘Heterosexual Privilege’

The National Endowment for the Arts (NEA) spent $12,500 to translate a Spanish novel on “homophobia,” which “examines heterosexual privilege and queer resilience.”

El gato de si mismo, or The Cat Himself, is a 2005 novel by Uriel Quesada, the director of the Center for Latin American and Caribbean Studies at Loyola University, New Orleans.

The NEA issued the grant because of the book’s subject matter.

“One of the few Spanish-language novels that addresses homophobia, Quesada’s book examines heterosexual privilege and queer resilience in 21st-century Latin America through allusions to literary history and Hispanic Catholic culture,” the federal agency said in a description for the grant. El gato de si mismo received Costa Rica’s National Literary Award in 2006.”

A Google translation of the book’s Amazon description said the novel is like a “science fiction detective story,” that journeys “into schizophrenia” and “repressed” discourse.


Honestly that sounds pretty interesting. I hope it was translated well.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
I feel kind of sorry for people that think that art should always be inoffensive to them. How boring they must be.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

I feel kind of sorry for people that think that art should always be inoffensive to them. How boring they must be.
Well no art should only be offensive to "others."

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

William Bear posted:

I love when Fox News promotes some "Look what those clowns in Washington paid your tax dollars to do now!" story.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/03/02/feds-spend-12500-translating-spanish-novel-on-heterosexual-privilege/?intcmp=latestnews


Honestly that sounds pretty interesting. I hope it was translated well.

$12,500 dollars you say? Why that could pay for...um...

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Thump! posted:

I think this should be in the Schadenfreude thread, or maybe the AUG one, because this is just painfully unfunny. :(

Is the Right Network still a thing? When it first came out every program/commercial they had was as interesting and engaging on conservative policies as... well, conservatives.

They had a trailer for something that consisted of white people sitting on a sofa talking about how small government was the tits and I'm pretty sure they expected people to laugh.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

BiggerBoat posted:

$12,500 dollars you say? Why that could pay for...um...
I'm also guessing they think translation is both easy and cheap, beyond just their hatred of the actual work. They think $12,500 is just too much for the government to spend on translation. I mean, how hard can it be???

I can read German but translating it takes a lot more time. Not only do I have to read it, but I have to put every sentence into grammatical English and, if it's a literary work, preserve the author's style. Hell, imagine there's some wordplay that turns on words that sound similar in the original language, but the English words are very different. How do you try and capture that? Translation is hard loving work and $12,500 for a novel is probably a bargain, and while I don't think it'll be a huge seller for a publishing house, there's a decent chance it makes some publisher some money especially since they didn't have to pay for the translation. Your government: building the economy with NEA grants.

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

BiggerBoat posted:

I'm glad you brought this up because I use it all the time when I'm trying to draw analogies and arguing against free market conservatives. The NFL, MLB, NBA and NHL all have some form(s) of unions, salary caps, revenue sharing and collective bargaining and none of them seem to collapsing under the weight of all of this so-called "socialism". In fact, they all seem to thrive and prosper, even during recessions.

Boxing would be the closest thing to the Libertarian approach and simply letting the free market decide what happens and look how well that's worked out. The NFL model is the closest thing to Socialism in the United States that I can think of (revenue sharing, public financing, unions, collective bargaining, etc., etc.) and they're growing by leaps and bounds.

How do conservative free-market types not see this, especially knowing how much they all jack off to football?

Plenty of those people are opposed to salary caps and player rights. Conservatives were firmly on the side of the NCAA when it came to milking players for money but barring them from personally profiting.

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug

Soviet Commubot posted:

I'll never pass up an opportunity to post this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_mQPvKXw3U

"My dental plan is to chew on the side of my mouth that doesn't cause me excruciating pain"


*uproarious laughter*


conservativecomedy.txt

UV_Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Mar 2, 2015

Human Tornada
Mar 4, 2005

I been wantin to see a honkey dance.

mr. mephistopheles posted:

Plenty of those people are opposed to salary caps and player rights. Conservatives were firmly on the side of the NCAA when it came to milking players for money but barring them from personally profiting.

"Those greedy players should just be thankful they're getting anything at all for playing a kids game! It's the owners who worked hard to get where they are and good for them for being successful." - a libertarian I know.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Logikv9 posted:

Is the Right Network still a thing? When it first came out every program/commercial they had was as interesting and engaging on conservative policies as... well, conservatives.

They had a trailer for something that consisted of white people sitting on a sofa talking about how small government was the tits and I'm pretty sure they expected people to laugh.

Just checked the wiki article on them, and lol.

Wikipedia posted:

The network announced on Aug. 16th 2010 that it would launch nationwide on Sept. 8th 2010. The network ceased operations less than one year later.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Thump! posted:

Just checked the wiki article on them, and lol.
The free market spoke! :smug:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Mister Macys posted:

I agree with what you said except this; call me cynical, but the rich would just hire people to do poo poo for them, whether repairs, housework, or even a PA for groceries.

Hey, you can end up with a broken arm if you fall in the shower on your yacht in Nice or in your 1 bedroom basement apartment.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Here comes the laughs

It's Pat!

There was even a movie.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
On CNN, Erin Burnett just used an image of Tamir Rice flashing "gang signs" in her story about Rice being blamed by the city of Cleveland for his own death. Innocent child or thug-in-training? You be the judge.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

On CNN, Erin Burnett just used an image of Tamir Rice flashing "gang signs" in her story about Rice being blamed by the city of Cleveland for his own death. Innocent child or thug-in-training? You be the judge.

CNN delenda est.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Uhhhh so was the cop a psychic and images of this 12 year old death dealer flashing gang sings barraging him on the way to the scene from the ether or what? Did everyone just forget we've got video?

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