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El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo

fong posted:

great suggestions thanks guys lets hope the GCSB arent hacking my internet

but no serious suggestions for comments I could make to him?

also what a good bloke, look at him here watching the crikkers with richie mccaw like the great average blokes they both are:



Is the joke here that this thread is so out of touch with the NZ population, we don't even notice that Dan Carter is not in fact Richie Mccaw?

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Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

El Pollo Blanco posted:

Is the joke here that this thread is so out of touch with the NZ population, we don't even notice that Dan Carter is not in fact Richie Mccaw?

That's clearly Lydia Ko

Lobsterpillar
Feb 4, 2014

El Pollo Blanco posted:

Is the joke here that this thread is so out of touch with the NZ population, we don't even notice that Dan Carter is not in fact Richie Mccaw?

I thought Richie Mccaw was the guy in the tie. Because he is rich

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Building all dem leaky homes :thumbsup:

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

Butt Wizard posted:

That's clearly Lydia Ko

Uh, that's Lorde

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

El Pollo Blanco posted:

Is the joke here that this thread is so out of touch with the NZ population, we don't even notice that Dan Carter is not in fact Richie Mccaw?

the joke here is the new zealand media, how dare they keep forcing lydia ko and eleanor catton together for photoshoots like that just because theyre women

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

fong posted:

possibly going to meet JK in a few weeks, what should I do?

other than have a beer with him like the good bloke deserves

Ask him if he has stairs in his house.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
John Key is disappointingly normal, he doesn't come off as a smug dick and he doesn't have five heads that each have a different soul.

Incidentally out of the different MPs and leaders I've met, none of them come across as anything other than normal, with the possible exception of Peter Dunne who helped get through a box of beers in the Quad in Auckland Uni one day and didn't talk about his campaign at all, which seemed like an odd way to spend time during an election campaign.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Butt Wizard posted:

he doesn't come off as a smug dick

Uh

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

Butt Wizard posted:

John Key is disappointingly normal, he doesn't come off as a smug dick and he doesn't have five heads that each have a different soul.

Incidentally out of the different MPs and leaders I've met, none of them come across as anything other than normal, with the possible exception of Peter Dunne who helped get through a box of beers in the Quad in Auckland Uni one day and didn't talk about his campaign at all, which seemed like an odd way to spend time during an election campaign.

If i was peter dunne i'd be drinking a fair bit as well

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





A human heart posted:

If i was peter dunne i'd be drinking a fair bit as well

I thought he was a complete wowser?

Kathleen
Feb 26, 2013

Grimey Drawer
i walked passed johnny once and he's very unimposing. i didn't even realise it was him at first.

also i kinda like peter dunne; 50% of the time he's spot on about everything and the other 50% he's dead wrong.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

People who have to meet other people for a living are either condescending shitheels or make an effort to actually have a chat with you & Key is really good at coming across as the latter. You also have to remember that he's following on from English & Brash so he's def. an improvement for a National leader.

The Rabbi T. White posted:

I thought he was a complete wowser?

He just had one or two, I can't remember, this was like 2008.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Butt Wizard posted:

People who have to meet other people for a living are either condescending shitheels or make an effort to actually have a chat with you & Key is really good at coming across as the latter. You also have to remember that he's following on from English & Brash so he's def. an improvement for a National leader.

I would say people who aren't famous or in power are cunts too, you see them every day and you're polite and they function in society but you don't like them because they're cunts. They're just ordinary people.

John Key is just one of those cunts, but occupies a position of political power and is well known. Everything else, his actions and attitude, stems from his fundamental cuntyness, just like the the guy who cuts you off in traffic or the guy at work you don't like because he's always calling you bozza even though your name is steve, whatever.

He's just an ordinary every day oval office.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Slavvy posted:


He's just an ordinary every day oval office.

Disagree. He's a magically charming oval office. No one comes close - last person who made Kiwis love him so hard was Muldoon, who alienated the other half. Key's keynote at a major union conference in 09 was amazing, the room didn't quite cheer him, but a vast majority of delegates really genuinely warmed to him. Never seen anything like it. Magical oval office.

--\

I feel guilty whenever I meet Jacinda.

I've known her for years but I see her so seldom and I can't help but realtalk about the failures and losers in the party.

She's a really nice person and she's definitely not dumb. It must be hard for her to go to work in the morning knowing that Trevor Mallard is singlehandedly knocking a couple of percentage points of the party's polling. Knowing that Chris Hipkins is doing the numbers again.

The last thing she'd want is someone like me telling her why I didn't vote for the party again. :(

dusty fucked around with this message at 11:00 on Mar 1, 2015

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May 6, 2007

fong posted:

any bets on how long it takes for a new picture of John Keys with Brendon McCullum to show up?

9 days, if anyone went for that:

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

dusty posted:

Disagree. He's a magically charming oval office. No one comes close - last person who made Kiwis love him so hard was Muldoon, who alienated the other half.

This is the trick. If you have 48-odd percent of the people loving you, you can just say gently caress the rest — you'll be unbeatable and popular until you aren't.

Butt Wizard posted:

Peter Dunne who helped get through a box of beers in the Quad in Auckland Uni one day and didn't talk about his campaign at all, which seemed like an odd way to spend time during an election campaign.

Pragmatic guy like him would have realistic expectations I guess.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Isn't Dunne the guy who first started using the term 'Green Taliban'?


gently caress that guy.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I met Peter Dunne in the fizzy drink aisle of his local countdown. He was standing for minutes reading the labels of two different brands of soft drink. We spoke about potatoes and I didn't realise who he was until I clicked regarding the stupid loving bow tie he was wearing. That's my politician story.

[Other than tukituki politicians obviously]

Binkenstein
Jan 18, 2010

dusty posted:

The last thing she'd want is someone like me telling her why I didn't vote for the party again. :(

I've voted Green the last few elections, but depending on how Little goes + who they get to replace Norman, I may end up voting Labour next time.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.


*clears throat* So, uh, what do think of New Zealand?

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
More importantly, do they agree with 'Ele' (as the Sunday Star Times so bafflingly referred to her as this weekend)?

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.


I'm waiting for somebody to make a connection here

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Stuff.co,nz

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May 6, 2007

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Jacobin
Feb 1, 2013

by exmarx
In other news drivers taking it upon themselves to aggressively confiscate the keys off of tourist drivers deemed terrible vigilante style is now an established thing particularly in the SI

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
Good but can we also take them off rural idiots driving in "the big smoke", other crappy drivers who live here, old folks, and anyone who drives with their face less than 30cm from the steering wheel

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Literally ban cars.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012


:drat: where was this??

Jacobin posted:

In other news drivers taking it upon themselves to aggressively confiscate the keys off of tourist drivers deemed terrible vigilante style is now an established thing particularly in the SI

*whiny voice* But they're foreeeeiiiign!

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Jacobin posted:

In other news drivers taking it upon themselves to aggressively confiscate the keys off of tourist drivers deemed terrible vigilante style is now an established thing particularly in the SI

Nothing of value will be lost if we kill everyone in the south island.

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Nothing of value will be lost if we kill everyone in the south island.

Nah where would Hawkes Bay farmers get hay from when the annual drought starts? And who would they sell it to when SI farms get flooded in winter?

Are you suggest some form of stockpiling takes place, possibly in what you might call a hay-shed, to ensure the fairly regular occurrences of bad weather doesn't inconvenience Our Most Important Industry That Isn't Sports?

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

I mean poo poo, next you'll be suggesting that the near annual power shortage scaremongering due to low water levels means we should look at diversifying the means of electricity generation.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

There's a lot of concern trolling regarding how awfully racist it is to prevent dangerous tourists from driving.

I think it's because most urban handwringers don't understand how many tourist drivers there are in some parts of the south is, and how dangerous those roads make them. A majority of road traffic in some places is tourist traffic - Nth Islanders are lucky to encounter more than a handful of tourist vehicles on the Desert Rd.

And there are no traffic cops - there's something like 4 full time frontline staff working between Motueka and Wanaka. Most tourists wont even see a police car on the drive.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

dusty posted:

I think it's because most urban handwringers don't understand how many tourist drivers there are in some parts of the south is, and how dangerous those roads make them. A majority of road traffic in some places is tourist traffic - Nth Islanders are lucky to encounter more than a handful of tourist vehicles on the Desert Rd.

Spoken like someone who's never tried to drive to the Coromandel in summer.

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo
Given that I know people from rural areas who, as teenagers in the 90s, had upwards of two friends die a year from preventable crashes with other NZ drivers aged 16-25, I'm going to remain slightly sceptical that this tourist menace is really as big a deal as people are making it out to be, in comparison to the problems we already have...

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

dusty posted:

Nth Islanders are lucky to encounter more than a handful of tourist vehicles on the Desert Rd.


hahahahahahhahahaha

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
If you live in the country, there's actually no legal driving age or any driver or vehicle licensing requirements

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Butt Wizard posted:

Spoken like someone who's never tried to drive to the Coromandel in summer.
Tourists go there? I thought only Aucklanders did.

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Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

dusty posted:

Tourists go there? I thought only Aucklanders did.

Lots of rented Corollas with GPS and car hire stickers around there. SH25 can be driven at close to the speed limit in many places but I can understand tourists not wanting to push it. It's the painfully slow ones that don't pull over despite numerous slow vehicle bays that are the problem - there's only one legitimate passing opportunity between Thames and Coromandel town.

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