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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

What the hell is with Andrzej The Giant there? Is that a photoshop?

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Christmas Present posted:

I'm more amused at Gerard Depardieu
hes honorary russian citizen now, due to tax differences between france and russia :ironicat:

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

Бљубери Хилл ahahahahaha

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

kalstrams posted:

hes honorary russian citizen now, due to tax differences between france and russia :ironicat:

....and also because of the required blood alcohol level.

Lazer Monkey
Jan 15, 2005

Did putin catch the killers yet?

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

Christmas Present posted:

the beauty of Putins PR approach is that you believe exactly what he wants you to believe because he wants people believing all sorts of contradictory poo poo about him

Is there a longer version of that Adam Curtis documentary

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

Lazer Monkey posted:

Did putin catch the killers yet?

Hes doing his best

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Putin is the prime-slav

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




RonMexicosPitbull posted:

Hes doing his best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbyzBBeUtsE

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

is there a photo of putin doing the slav squat?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




a large trout posted:

is there a photo of putin doing the slav squat?


fairly poor squatting form, c+
turns out he's only beta-slav

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

Lazer Monkey posted:

Did putin catch the killers yet?

In a shocking twist, the protesters who gathered on the bridge did it, and then protested to throw off suspicion. They will all be dealt with.

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

I approve of this

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Lol I got that off of some forum talking about how good putin looks. Figures.

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI7uXk2_QrU

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Lol I need a translation for this. It looks like he just cuts the teacher off mid sentence so he can draw a cat's butthole.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



http://www.reddit.com/r/NewRussia/

hit the 'random' button on reddit and found this weird thing

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.

Frog Act posted:

http://www.reddit.com/r/NewRussia/

hit the 'random' button on reddit and found this weird thing

quote:

Ukraine indoctrinating children to die for Bankers, Arms companies, Monsanto & corrupt Oligarchs

MONSANTO!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

dethkon posted:

Lol I need a translation for this. It looks like he just cuts the teacher off mid sentence so he can draw a cat's butthole.

He was suddenly invaded by Kurt Vonnegut's ghost.

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
Kevin Rothrock ‏@KevinRothrock 3h3 hours ago

http://izvestia.ru/news/583640 Russia's great and wide efforts to "protect the kids" resulted in a 35.6% rise in various pedophile crimes in 2014.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRiz14y2-IM

Have some translated russian rock music.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

OWLS! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRiz14y2-IM

Have some translated russian rock music.

The best Russian Metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9wylzyFcKM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuUdc1req5c

Preoptopus fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Mar 4, 2015

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

OWLS! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRiz14y2-IM

Have some translated russian rock music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCFEsuaM5xM

you cant argue with english AND russian sign language translation at the same time

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

dethkon posted:

Lol I need a translation for this. It looks like he just cuts the teacher off mid sentence so he can draw a cat's butthole.

he says he's going to draw something he learned when he was in school, and its supposed to look like labia and clitoris until you finish the cat

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/news/article/russia-s-gulag-museum-shuts-doors-amid-mounting-state-pressure/516920.html

quote:

A museum commemorating the victims of Soviet-era political repressions is closing down after months of government pressure.

Perm-36 the only museum in Russia created on the site of a former gulag camp is "ceasing its activities and beginning the process of self-liquidation," the museum said in a statement Monday.

The shutdown comes at a time when the number of Russians viewing Soviet dictator Josef Stalin positively has risen to more than half of the population (52 percent), according to a recent Levada Center poll, and amid heightened government rhetoric extolling Soviet-era achievements.

Government investigators reportedly inspected Perm-36 named for the infamous labor camp on whose site it was created more than two decades ago for "extremism" last year, following a complaint by a television viewer who felt prompted to act by a program aired by state-run broadcaster NTV titled "Fifth Column."

The program argued that the museum vindicated Lithuanian and Ukrainian nationalists who had been imprisoned in the labor camp for fighting against the Soviet Union, newspaper Kommersant reported at the time.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Frog Act posted:

http://www.reddit.com/r/NewRussia/

hit the 'random' button on reddit and found this weird thing

I can't tell if this is an elaborate parody or actually serious.

I choose to believe parody.

Angryhead
Apr 4, 2009

Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Alejandro




Preoptopus posted:

The best Russian Metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlitksyuOd8
Аспид is pretty rad.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

i'm finding this thread more depressing than funny these days

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

gender illusionist posted:

i'm finding this thread more depressing than funny these days

Was there ever a time when funny wasn't mixed with depression in Russia?

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

kalstrams posted:

now this is story all about how

my life is flip, turn upside down

and I would like to take a minute, just let me talk

I tell you how I bekome intern of plake kall Gulag

in northeastern Latvia born and raise

doing labor was how I spend most of my day

Farming, not relaxing, plowing in my slaks, hallukinate of malnourish outside kommunal shak

when a kouple of guys who are fight over food

start attrakt attenshun in my neighborhood

I witness one little fight, dauttir rape, son is flogged

They say "you're moving with extended family to Gulag"

they order for a kab and when it kome near

likense plate say Stalin and have scythe in the mirror

they beat me real hard, to the face 20 slogs

Politburo finish, say "take off to Gulag!"

I pull up to kamp, say "wasn't me, it was neighbor!"

And kabby yell back "ten years of hard labor!"

Look at my prison, I kant brethe bekause smog

As I markh down to prokessing room in Gulag

Terrifyingly I heard this all in broad Russian accent.

:stare:

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

gender illusionist posted:

i'm finding this thread more depressing than funny these days

there is nothing in existence that goons can not make fun of. try harder, soldier.


i wouldn't go nowhere near a freaking gulag museum anyway. whit the way things are going in Russia, who knows if they would ever let you out.

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
In is free. Pay on way out. Cannot pay? No out.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
This is #1 on the Russian pop charts atm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84kbG2ExdZs

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

Omi-Polari posted:

This is #1 on the Russian pop charts atm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84kbG2ExdZs

i'm the only black man in russia rounded up for this video shoot

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
ahaha, first youtube comment

quote:

Я не могу понять смысл ехать за границу и снимать обычный клип,там нет ничего такого.Его можно снять в России спокойно,а парни лучше чем это мартыха черная.фу блять трогает наших девушек.Аж противно.

free translation: filthy brown touchin' our womens

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
How about a sniper pinup from WW2? Today it is Roza Shanina, 19 years old. 54 confirmed kills.

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SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Omi-Polari posted:

This is #1 on the Russian pop charts atm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84kbG2ExdZs

Pretty decent song, well produced. Sounds like something that would chart over here, if it was in English. But over four minutes long is pretty, uh, ambitious...

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