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homeowner 39 22.41%
renter 69 39.66%
stupid peace of poo poo 66 37.93%
Total: 174 votes
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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
I lived in Taupo most of my life, the place that whenever there was a big event (like "summer") the population tripled. I'm pretty sure I know what lovely tourist drivers are like.

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Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I lived in Taupo most of my life, the place that whenever there was a big event (like "summer") the population tripled. I'm pretty sure I know what lovely tourist drivers are like.

I used to try to snatch a couple of days over summer shutdown in Taupo and driving through Wairakei was like taking your life into your own hands.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Butt Wizard posted:

Spoken like someone who's never tried to drive to the Coromandel in summer.

Try Whangamata. I've counted at least one present crash and evidence of one recent crash each and every time I've been up there.

truther
Oct 22, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT THE BEARS
Well hopefully the police crack down on tourists on our roads instead of speed limits this year.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I lived in Taupo most of my life, the place that whenever there was a big event (like "summer") the population tripled. I'm pretty sure I know what lovely tourist drivers are like.

Sure, but those huge tourist numbers in Taupo get watered down by the large population of awful kiwi drivers and compensated with relatively decent roading.

Subtract 90% of the local population, narrow the lanes to about 1/3rd of North Island motorways and double the number of campervans - welcome to the West Coast.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

dusty posted:

North Island motorways

Yeah all those well paved motorways we had in Taupo. :rolleyes:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
Actually the roads are worst where I live :newfap:

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Yeah all those well paved motorways we had in Taupo. :rolleyes:

Ah, and here we have the famous young Kiwi yokel failing to understand a regional comparison because they haven't moved out of range of mum's washing machine.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

dusty posted:

Ah, and here we have the famous young Kiwi yokel failing to understand a comparison because they haven't moved out of range of mum's washing machine.

Hahaha wow.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Where I come from, we didn't even have roads! We had to ride horses to get to school each day! And then eat them!

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
Uphill both ways! We got home at 9pm, ate a bowl of poison, and our dad would beat us to death

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Jacobin posted:

In other news drivers taking it upon themselves to aggressively confiscate the keys off of tourist drivers deemed terrible vigilante style is now an established thing particularly in the SI

Countdown until a New Zealand citizen / permanent resident has their keys taken because they look Asian.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
You don't have tourists like we do!

You don't have bad roads like we do!

Um, um, you smell! Fartface! NYERRRRRR!


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Nothing of value will be lost if we kill everyone in the south island.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I live in Rotorua. Is it OK if I talk about tourists?

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

We can all agree that students, particularly first years, are awful. They're like tourists except they hang around and continue to be awful for months at a time.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Vagabundo posted:

I live in Rotorua. Is it OK if I talk about tourists?

No actually. You can't talk about anything unless your name is dusty

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Vagabundo posted:

I live in Rotorua. Is it OK if I talk about tourists?

Just push them into the boiling hot acidic mud. Problem solved.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Actually my regional issues are the most important.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Ghostlight posted:

Actually my regional issues are the most important.

No one in the South Island is being racist by driving people off the road and taking their keys, it's actually....

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


mirthdefect posted:

We can all agree that students, particularly first years, are awful. They're like tourists except they hang around and continue to be awful for months at a time.

O-Week is the worst time of year. Can we just skip to week three when people stop showing up for class already?

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

NZers arguing about localised issues in their province is like ants arguing about which patch of driveway gets more sun.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Execute the ruling class

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

WarpedNaba posted:

Exhale the grass

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

bobbilljim posted:

No actually. You can't talk about anything unless your name is dusty

No champ, you can't claim you know about South Island roads unless you've actually been there. It's called discrimination against the stupid and ill informed.

Great post though, voted 5


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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

No one in the South Island is being racist by driving people off the road and taking their keys, it's actually....

Serious Q here - do you think it is ever morally justifiable to confiscate someone's keys for any reason?
Or are you just making a Sth Islanders are really racist joke? [they are]

dusty fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Mar 3, 2015

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Who's likely to be more racist, your average rural South Islander, or the average cop?

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

fong posted:

Who's likely to be more racist, your average rural South Islander, or the average cop?

That venn diagram is almost a circle

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Some current 1000 person poll had an 86% turnout for legalising/decriminalising marijuana.

*gets munted on alcohol* but what about *sculls another tui* the dama.. *passes out* - Politicians

Taitale
Feb 19, 2011

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Some current 1000 person poll had an 86% turnout for legalising/decriminalising marijuana.

*gets munted on alcohol* but what about *sculls another tui* the dama.. *passes out* - Politicians

would that be this one? http://www.radiolive.co.nz/DUNCAN-GARNERS-POLL-Should-we-legalise-cannabis/tabid/438/articleID/74534/Default.aspx

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
I'm cool with legalised weed but it shouldn't be something you can drive under the influence of or operate heavy machinery, etc.

I don't even know how you would measure that.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Butt Wizard posted:

I'm cool with legalised weed but it shouldn't be something you can drive under the influence of or operate heavy machinery, etc.

I don't even know how you would measure that.

Probably the way you measured alcohol intoxication before breathalysers. Alcohol being another mind-altering substance under the influence of which you can't drive or operate heavy machinery.

Lobsterpillar
Feb 4, 2014

Butt Wizard posted:

I'm cool with legalised weed but it shouldn't be something you can drive under the influence of or operate heavy machinery, etc.

I don't even know how you would measure that.

You could do some sort of empirical intoxication test (eg. walk in a line, follow something with your eyes) and give law enforcement the power to require you to take a blood test or provide a urine sample if they have enough evidence to suspect you are high while driving. A chemical sniffer would also be a possibility.

But in reality a lot of people will find ways to get around these or it will be so sparingly enforced that it'll be as widespread as drunk driving.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Teina Pora live-stream is on now.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
echoey as gently caress but i think the convictions got quashed?

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Exclamation Marx posted:

echoey as gently caress but i think the convictions got quashed?

Risk of a miscarriage of justice but they couldn't say how much of an impact the information would have made at trial, written submissions to be received regarding whether there should be an order for a new trial to take place?

It was like a Privy Council announcement in an American sports arena.

Lancelot
May 23, 2006

Fun Shoe

Infotainment! posted:

That venn diagram is almost a circle
I don't think you understand what a venn diagram is.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
http://www.radionz.co.nz/news/national/267664/teina-pora%27s-convictions-quashed

Lancelot
May 23, 2006

Fun Shoe
gently caress, are they really considering a third trial? hasn't the poor dude been through enough

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Lancelot posted:

I don't think you understand what a venn diagram is.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
What's the fern thing in labours logo? I recognized it because it's really similar to the all blacks logo. What is its significance in New Zealand?

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A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

Volkerball posted:

What's the fern thing in labours logo? I recognized it because it's really similar to the all blacks logo. What is its significance in New Zealand?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyathea_dealbata

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