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BCR: Jan 23, 2011

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# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:08

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# ? May 20, 2024 15:46

Graic Gabtar: Dec 19, 2014; squat my posts

BCR posted:

This is not a post.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:11

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Cartoon posted:

Theirs is the only image that comes out of a google image search missing the letter and it looks shopped. I suppose I could drive to Bonny Hills to check. It isn't that far away.

The van could actually be defaced.

^ this one lack the writing on the side panel. Older van?

e:fb - also the photo of the unaltered van is from this January article

Zetsubou-san fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Mar 3, 2015

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:14

Cartoon: Jun 20, 2008; poop

Zetsubou-san posted:

The van could actually be defaced.

^ this one lack the writing on the side panel. Older van?

It actually is there it's just partially obscured behind the open door. There was an earlier permutation where there was other signage on the rear side panel but hasn't been seen on any of the recent shots.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:19

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Graic Gabtar posted:

You truly were to good for this world. :australia:

applies equally to T-rex and palmer.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:23

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

I own three houses.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:25

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Breasts aren't houses

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:28

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Avshalom posted:

I own three houses.

please tell me they're called Left Breast Manor, Right Breast Estate, and Cooch Cottage

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:29

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Avshalom posted:

I own three houses.

I thought you lived in a kibbutz or something

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:29

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Breasts aren't houses

How anthropocentric of you.

Zetsubou-san posted:

please tell me they're called Left Breast Manor, Right Breast Estate, and Cooch Cottage

Prince Jefri of Brunei had (or has) a yacht called Tits, with tenders called Nipple 1 and Nipple 2.

The Before Times fucked around with this message at 09:31 on Mar 3, 2015

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:29

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

they are named meshach, shadrach and abednego, after my left, right and central breasts

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:35

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Avshalom posted:

they are named meshach, shadrach and abednego, after my left, right and central breasts

it's just like one of my japanese animes

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:44

markgreyam: Mar 10, 2008; Talk to the mittens.

Nuclear Spy posted:

Adelaide Goons, we're sitting outside under the umbrella, you can take a guess at which table (the one with the Cheeto-dust covered neckbeards).

Damnit, my awesome random insomnia kicked in last night and I after and hour and a bit sleep and a full day at work I've had to go home to attempt to stave off the nearly inevitable migraine. I love cheetos AND I have a neckbeard.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:53

SadisTech: Jun 26, 2013; Clem.

https://www.facebook.com/AlboMP/photos/a.537786969588753.119653.537762462924537/906240532743393/?type=1

So Albanese posted this image on Facebook:

I got to tell you, the general tenor of the comments it's attracting is genuinely heartening, for a change. Hopefully someone takes note. they won't

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:53

Seagull: Oct 9, 2012; give me a chip

the alp should stop stealing left wing votes from the greens imo

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:56

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

the hipster bones connected to the, albonese

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:59

thatfatkid: Feb 20, 2011; by Azathoth

SadisTech posted:

https://www.facebook.com/AlboMP/photos/a.537786969588753.119653.537762462924537/906240532743393/?type=1

So Albanese posted this image on Facebook:

I got to tell you, the general tenor of the comments it's attracting is genuinely heartening, for a change. Hopefully someone takes note. they won't

Those sure are some nice buzzwords and feel good statements.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:59

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

What does the ALP stand for?

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:02

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

A Leaner's Paradise?

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:05

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

Seagull posted:

the alp should stop stealing left wing votes from the greens imo

I lolled

Nick Stomp on a Poor's Face Cater posted:

Put bluntly, any means-tested welfare payment provides an incentive to be poor. Charles Murray called it the law of unintended rewards: �Any social transfer increases the net value of being in the condition that prompted the transfer.�

Put bluntly, any access to power and money provides an incentive to be an arsehole. I think it was Chris Not A Dogfucker Kenny who said "I write for the Australian therefore it must be the ABC's fault".

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:07

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Seagull posted:

the alp should stop stealing left wing votes from the greens imo

Nah mate, they're after Right votes. After all they recently withdrew from the Socialist International:
https://www.socialistinternational.org/viewArticle.cfm?ArticlePageID=931

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:08

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

ewe2 posted:

I lolled

Put bluntly, any access to power and money provides an incentive to be an arsehole. I think it was Chris Not A Dogfucker Kenny who said "I write for the Australian therefore it must be the ABC's fault".

I was hoping no one would post that.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:10

Rougey: Oct 24, 2013

Anidav posted:

Nah mate, they're after Right votes. After all they recently withdrew from the Socialist International:
https://www.socialistinternational.org/viewArticle.cfm?ArticlePageID=931

ALP becomes the new right, Greens the new left.

And in fifty years time, the Greens will become the new right party :haw:

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:15

Graic Gabtar: Dec 19, 2014; squat my posts

SadisTech posted:

https://www.facebook.com/AlboMP/photos/a.537786969588753.119653.537762462924537/906240532743393/?type=1

So Albanese posted this image on Facebook:

I got to tell you, the general tenor of the comments it's attracting is genuinely heartening, for a change. Hopefully someone takes note. they won't

Yeah, you won't hear a Liberal politician string that many words without some self-inflicted SNAFU.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:17

Cartoon: Jun 20, 2008; poop

Rougey posted:

ALP becomes the new right, Greens the new left.

And in fifty years time, the Greens will become the new right party

They're the right party right now m8.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:20

Sulla Faex: May 14, 2010; No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Nick Cater has a point. Who among you poors can say truthfully that you haven't lopped off a limb or drunk draino just because you know that some honest aussie taxpayer like me will have to foot the bill for it? Or, for the long-suffering moral crusaders among us (i.e. those scraping by on a mere $300k a year) - I ask you, how many times have you tried driving your merc to your yacht on the weekend only to find that the criminally-underfunded federal highways have been blockaded yet again by just another weekend self-mutilation rally?

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:20

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Rougey posted:

ALP becomes the new right, Greens the new left.

And in fifty years time, the Greens will become the new right party

Have unironically heard that the Greens empowerment of government and restrictions is comparable to fascism and loss of freedom. Greens are far right wing.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:24

hiddenmovement: Sep 29, 2011; "Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

http://cleantechnica.com/2015/01/14/deutsche-bank-predicts-solar-grid-parity-80-global-market-2017/

Sometimes I get worried about climate change again and feel the need to look for a little bit of good news in the sea of policy immobility, terrifying sea ice updates and lobbying by giant oil companies. There was also a nice one about china's coal use actually falling last year for the first time in 2 decades (10% drop in imports!)

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:36

Drugs: Jul 16, 2010; I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein

vaccinations cause autism

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:37

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Drugs posted:

vaccinations cause autism

hosed up if true

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:40

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Drugs posted:

vaccinations cause autism

The MMR vaccine causes autism, according to the martyr Andrew Wakefield who may have been trying to patent his own vaccine that did not cause autism because of his research.

What do you mean he's guilty of murder?

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:40

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Was listening to the Senate, and this delightful tale raised its head:

http://www.abc.net.au/pm/content/2015/s4160101.htm

Basically, a new prison was built in Darwin, and inmates transferred there, meanwhile the youth detention center had some escapees and was deemed unfit to be used. So of course the logical thing to do was to chuck a bunch of kids in a dilapidated 20 year old adult prison designed for maximum security.

quote:

The building itself should not be even considered by any remotely civilised government to be used to now be used as a facility to detain young offenders. It's a ridiculous proposition. The place has been described by the director of Corrections as fit for a bulldozer. There's a complete lack of professionalism.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:41

Quantum Mechanic: Apr 25, 2010; Just another fuckwit who thrives on fake moral outrage.
Waaaah the Christians are out to get me

lol abbottsgonnawin

The NSW Government are selling the poles and wires because we decriminalised sodomy.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:41

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...medium=Facebook

�I know brickies who live in $7 million homes,� he said.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:41

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Lid posted:

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...medium=Facebook

�I know brickies who live in $7 million homes,� he said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E5XKTSFEcQ

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:46

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Alternative therapy advocate kills herself, her mother with placebos. lol

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:54

Graic Gabtar: Dec 19, 2014; squat my posts

quote:

Bali Nine: Andrew Chan, Myuran Sukumaran may be moved to Nusakambangan island tomorrow ahead of executions

The ABC understands the Bali Nine duo are to be moved from their prison to the Indonesian island of Nusakambangan as early as tomorrow, but the date of their executions is yet to be decided.

Earlier today, Bali's chief prosecutor, Momock Bambang Samiarso, said that within two days he planned to send Andrew Chan and Myuran Sukumaran to the island where they were due to be executed.

Mr Samiarso said the prison was ready to take them.

"If not today then tomorrow yeah... I hope so, if not today, tomorrow," he said.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-03/bali-nine-duo-may-be-moved-to-nusakambangan-island-tomorrow/6278086

Unsure if chief prosecutor is talking about eBay package delivery.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:55

Sulla Faex: May 14, 2010; No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

If only there were a service that let you pay a few bucks extra to have Tony Abbott call up the post office and say "if you deliver those packages you're fucken dead, mate". We'd order our anime boxsets and get them delivered the very same day without fail

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:59

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

SynthOrange posted:

Alternative therapy advocate kills herself, her mother with placebos. lol

Why doesn't the media report on the people who die while undergoing chemotherapy every day? - An essentially identical comment to one on The Guardian. Actually several. Actually The Guardian commentators are insane in the complete opposite direction.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 11:00

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# ? May 20, 2024 15:46

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

The AEC has guides (pdf) to help school teachers run student elections, there was an article in the local paper about it. The article mentioned that official ballots and boxes were provided. No word on democracy sausages.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 11:03

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