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haitfais: Aug 7, 2005; I am offended by your ham, sir.

How could you not post that entire page?

# ? Mar 2, 2015 23:45

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# ? May 8, 2024 06:58

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

His twitter is pretty neat too

# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:25

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

Chaos Hippy posted:

How could you not post that entire page?

I just wanted to be clear that I was giving much love to the chopper sound effects and not the salad tong/fish slice fist weapon. Point taken I guess. :v:

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:22

redbackground: Sep 24, 2007; BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!; Grimey Drawer

Pilchenstein posted:

I just wanted to be clear that I was giving much love to the chopper sound effects and not the salad tong/fish slice fist weapon. Point taken I guess.

_{i wasn't sure if you knew}

# ? Mar 3, 2015 04:30

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Spider-Gwen #1: In which Gwen Stacy is trying to get the Vulture's attention.

It is pretty good.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 05:36

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Mr. Z.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 05:49

Pureauthor: Jul 8, 2010; ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST

Her grand plan to stop a villain is to commit citywide vandalism.

I cannot imagine why her father would disapprove of Spider-Woman.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 06:11

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

The best twist would be the Vulture putting her under Citizens' Arrest for vandalism and turning her in to the police.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 07:04

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Pilchenstein posted:

I just wanted to be clear that I was giving much love to the chopper sound effects and not the salad tong/fish slice fist weapon. Point taken I guess.

A fishslice is a SPATULA? I heard it on a Flanders and Swann tape as a kid (yes casette tape, yes I'm old) and assumed it was some specialized kitchen tool like a grape peeler. For someone who slices a lot of fish or something.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 07:04

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

It is a specialised tool! It has those drainage gaps because it's specifically for turning meat.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 07:37

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

I call it a flatula, because it is a spatula that is also flat!

# ? Mar 3, 2015 08:00

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Captain Bravo posted:

I call it a flatula, because it is a spatula that is also flat!

Most spatulas are flat already.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:10

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

I didn't expect your pitiful mammalian brain to understand the complexities of the flatula.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:39

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Are we talking about fistulas in here?

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:49

Cornwind Evil: Dec 14, 2004; The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

redbackground posted:

This ironically belongs here, because it was this scene and what happened afterwards that basically changed Wolverine from 'violent rear end in a top hat who always charged in to get stomped to show teamwork was needed' to 'supercool ultrabadass choppy choppy sniktineverything.' Which is funny, but not ha ha funny.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 12:09

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

redbackground posted:

_{i wasn't sure if you knew}

I'm not a huge xmans person so I did not know. Why does he have Judge Dredd's chin in that panel?

I'm happy to have started a derail about fish slices though. :v:

# ? Mar 3, 2015 12:54

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Lots of Spatula City regulars in this thread.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 12:59

nimby: Nov 4, 2009; The pinnacle of cloud computing.

If you use it to swat a fly, it is called a splatula.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 14:03

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Grendels Dad posted:

Lots of Spatula City regulars in this thread.

I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company. :geno:

# ? Mar 3, 2015 14:07

Cangelosi: Nov 17, 2004; "It's cute," he said to himself warily, "but it's not normal."

Grendels Dad posted:

Lots of Spatula City regulars in this thread.

Gotta respect the Spatula Avengers.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 16:30

Senor Candle: Nov 5, 2008

I think that cookie is a better representation of old Iron Man than the spatula

# ? Mar 3, 2015 16:51

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Cangelosi posted:

Gotta respect the SpatulAvengers.

It was right there!
:cmon:

# ? Mar 3, 2015 17:30

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Is Cast Iron Man embarrassed because senpai noticed him or something?

# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:32

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Cangelosi posted:

Gotta respect the Spatula Avengers.

They must have taken the picture before Cap got thawed out.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:47

poly and open-minded: Nov 22, 2006; In BOD we trust

That's just the Kree Captain America... there was probably a Kree Captain America in some what if or something, huh?

# ? Mar 4, 2015 03:40

Shitshow: Jul 25, 2007; We still have not found a machine that can measure the intensity of love. We would all buy it.

Deadly Class #10. After a night of literal sex, drugs, and rock n' roll, our very late hero inhales a breakfast burrito on the run to open a comic store for his friend.

# ? Mar 4, 2015 16:53

Unlucky7: Jul 11, 2006; Fallen Rib

Shitshow posted:

Deadly Class #10. After a night of literal sex, drugs, and rock n' roll, our very late hero inhales a breakfast burrito on the run to open a comic store for his friend.

Awesome username/post combo

Good to know I wasn't the only one who thought of that.
vvv

Unlucky7 fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Mar 4, 2015

# ? Mar 4, 2015 19:47

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

He should have just yelled "OH MY GOD! Someone put poo poo in my pants!" and run out the door. :colbert:

# ? Mar 4, 2015 20:59

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

The last preview page of Bluewater's George Lucas biography comic, out today.
https://www.comixology.com/Orbit-George-Lucas-Rise-of-an-Empire/digital-comic/197804?ref=c2l0ZS9saXN0L2Rlc2t0b3AvZ3JpZExpc3QvbGlzdDU3NTU

I'm usually pretty driveless. I wish I never learnt to to swim

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Mar 4, 2015

# ? Mar 4, 2015 21:33

Duke Igthorn: Oct 11, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

"His allergy to peanuts fueled his love of racing."

# ? Mar 4, 2015 22:16

Vince MechMahon: Jan 1, 2008

I never learned how to swim...I'm gonna make the next fuckin Star Wars, gently caress yeah!

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:15

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

a kitten posted:

He should have just yelled "OH MY GOD! Someone put poo poo in my pants!" and run out the door.

Yes, he definitely should have referenced a one page joke from a 20 year old incredibly overrated book.

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:25

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Teenage Fansub posted:

The last preview page of Bluewater's George Lucas biography comic, out today.
https://www.comixology.com/Orbit-George-Lucas-Rise-of-an-Empire/digital-comic/197804?ref=c2l0ZS9saXN0L2Rlc2t0b3AvZ3JpZExpc3QvbGlzdDU3NTU

I'm usually pretty driveless. I wish I never learnt to to swim

"I hate water. It's cold and gets into everything."

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:30

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Teenage Fansub posted:

The last preview page of Bluewater's George Lucas biography comic, out today.
https://www.comixology.com/Orbit-George-Lucas-Rise-of-an-Empire/digital-comic/197804?ref=c2l0ZS9saXN0L2Rlc2t0b3AvZ3JpZExpc3QvbGlzdDU3NTU

I'm usually pretty driveless. I wish I never learnt to to swim

So that is why he made the worst race in episode one live in the water.

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:31

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

"Meesa a carry-catcher of da writer's bombad childhood fearsa!"

# ? Mar 5, 2015 00:41

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Why is Death hanging out with a gang of teenagers?

# ? Mar 5, 2015 02:22

Vince MechMahon: Jan 1, 2008

So Jessica Drew has been having some problems with her new street-level superheroics:

Later that night!

And the next page because it is also pretty great.

All from Spider-Woman #5

# ? Mar 5, 2015 02:33

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Porcupine-dude's glib response about how many crimes he's doing is a little jarring given what happens next, though. He's robbing the store to pay the ransom on his kids, which is what Urich wanted Jessica to look into: D-list villains' families disappearing.

# ? Mar 5, 2015 02:35

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Doesnt she fly? Why's she need a bike?

# ? Mar 5, 2015 02:36

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# ? May 8, 2024 06:58

Vince MechMahon: Jan 1, 2008

SynthOrange posted:

Doesnt she fly? Why's she need a bike?

No, that was the Skrull version. She can glide, but that's it.

# ? Mar 5, 2015 02:40

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