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Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Let's have a moment of silence for all those who lost their jobs due to Obamacare.


Don't worry Quasimodo I'm sure you can find a decent bellringing job out there, even in Obama's economy

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Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011

Where there's smoke there's sick burns.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
I can't think why the people who shot down a drone and stole a paramilitary vehicle would be considered terrorists.

inkblot
Feb 22, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

It's depressing how often I've seen the situation in panel 4 in the real world.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?



inkblot posted:

It's depressing how often I've seen the situation in panel 4 in the real world.
Man I remember being exposed to the bullshit of RTW when I did an essay for a chance to win some money sponsored by my dad's Heat and Frost Insulators Union (Local 2 which is technically supposed to be Local 1 according to my dad at least). I hate how much my dad and his dad and his dad have fought for the rights of workers making a decent living for their families get poo poo on by assholes like Allie who think unions are a bunch of thugs beating up those poor rich folk who are just trying to make a profit at the cost of their workforce. That being said I really hope I don't follow in his footsteps because being an insulator sucks and I rather not get up at 4 in the morning all the time.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



e_angst posted:

That's definitely not the case. Abrams was always more of a Start Wars fan than a Star Trek fan, and has been fairly public about it.
You're absolutely right - as responsible progressives, we really should all be fans of ending wars, which is a part of the Trek agenda.]

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhuX8fFHP6I

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



This one kind of pisses me off; without a cellphone it's almost impossible to get or maintain a job. If your potential employer can't contact you they're not going to hire you, and if you can't get hired you're not going to be able to make money so you can afford a place to live and thus stop being homeless someday. It's a viscous cycle.

Also, does anyone else remember a while back when there were people bitching about "obamaphones"?

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

In the funny pages next to Garfield

I love how this implies "people who look at internet porn are the worst". What percent of people view porn anyway, 5-10%?

Telarra
Oct 9, 2012

Oh please, Tinsley. As if we don't all know what your "eighty hours of research" actually entails. :tinsley::fh:

itskage
Aug 26, 2003


I pretty much skipped all of February because of burn out.

Can someone summarize last month with one cartoon and one Rorus Raz post?

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

If it's intentional that's an actually decent Vine pun, but I'd be amazed if Tinsley has even heard of it

Telarra
Oct 9, 2012

itskage posted:

I pretty much skipped all of February because of burn out.

Can someone summarize last month with one cartoon and one Rorus Raz post?

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

That elephant's NOT CLAPPING!


:fap:

Liberal_L33t
Apr 9, 2005

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
The "Obama threatened to intercept Israeli planes" comics are coming. There's going to be some epic AGCs, I can't wait :flashfap:

TheMaskedChemist
Mar 30, 2010



Go die in a fire, rear end in a top hat.

inkblot
Feb 22, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

achillesforever6 posted:

Man I remember being exposed to the bullshit of RTW when I did an essay for a chance to win some money sponsored by my dad's Heat and Frost Insulators Union (Local 2 which is technically supposed to be Local 1 according to my dad at least). I hate how much my dad and his dad and his dad have fought for the rights of workers making a decent living for their families get poo poo on by assholes like Allie who think unions are a bunch of thugs beating up those poor rich folk who are just trying to make a profit at the cost of their workforce. That being said I really hope I don't follow in his footsteps because being an insulator sucks and I rather not get up at 4 in the morning all the time.

The most amazing case I ever saw for "gently caress the unions" came from a guy who was missing 3 of his front teeth. The union that he didn't want to belong to had dental insurance as one of the top things they were pushing for. It was in all their literature, it was on their webpage in big letters. But nope. He wanted a mouth full of holes rather than give a single dime to the unions. Unbelievable.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

And so begins the next week of Mallard Fillmore, one which will go down in history as Internet Porn at Work Week: The week when we realised that no-one who works at a newspaper has looked at their funny pages in ten years.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Marty Two Bull's in town.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Jay Rust posted:

Marty Two Bull's in town.



Wow, I'm just struck by the art in this one. Nice piece of work.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Somfin posted:

And so begins the next week of Mallard Fillmore, one which will go down in history as Internet Porn at Work Week: The week when we realised that no-one who works at a newspaper has looked at their funny pages in ten years.
Yeah, everyone's looking at internet porn instead.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Samurai Sanders posted:

Yeah, everyone's looking at internet porn instead.

How DARE you!

Everyone knows it's only civil "servants" who ever look at porn while at work!

No upstanding worker in the private sector would dare waste his valuable time instead of working hard every second!

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


Marty uses cross-hatching better than any political cartoonist I've seen posted from the last 60 years at least.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
I like this one, it's like if you stopped threatening to bomb Iran they would stop reaching for their nuclear six shooter.

quote:

4
I like this one too. Gay veteran really sick of people speaking for me.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Jay Rust posted:

Marty Two Bull's in town.



Probably the greatest artist currently posted itt

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

itskage posted:

I pretty much skipped all of February because of burn out.

Can someone summarize last month with one cartoon and one Rorus Raz post?

Rorus Raz post is taken carre of (that seriously belongs in a museum but the tweets and tumblogs are close enough), here's your One Cartoon of the Month:

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Irantoons!

1
2

Former President of Iran Mohammed Khatami. The media is banned from mentioning him.

3
4
5
6

The Vice President under Ahmadinejad was sentenced to 5 years in prison due to financial corruption.

7
8
9

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

TheMaskedChemist posted:




Go die in a fire, rear end in a top hat.

Why is that duck dynasty guy taking hostages?

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
Lots of domestic troubles, so what's a PM to do?

SEND ARE TROOPS TO IRAQ :australia:



:cripes:




Zetsubou-san fucked around with this message at 11:37 on Mar 3, 2015

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


Zetsubou-san posted:

Lots of domestic troubles, so what's a PM to do?

SEND ARE TROOPS TO IRAQ :australia:



:cripes:






god I loving love Pope's Tony Abbott so much.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

TheMaskedChemist posted:




Go die in a fire, rear end in a top hat.

That gun is clearly pointing nowhere near her head. He is guarding his hostage from unseen threats, as Are Boys did with Guantanamo detainees.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Not a very good cartoon, but at least MacKay demonstrates that he knows which side is which.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

What I love about this movie is that in the novel the bad guys are Americans, so of course Hollywood changed them into French.


Just like the enigma of the colors of the dress is only possible because of a terrible photo where the color balance is out of whack; fear in a nuclear Iran is only possible because of bad intel and deliberate lies, similar to Saddam Hussein's alleged WMD program used as pretext by the Bush Jr administration to invade Iraq and take control of its resources. A good cartoon.

So Israel's concern about a nuclear Iran is really just the Keystone jobs?

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

It's a viscous cycle.
Vicious.

It's circles of virtue or vice, not circles of viscosity or fluidity.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Don't worry Quasimodo I'm sure you can find a decent bellringing job out there, even in Obama's economy

No no, didn't you hear what he said? He's been fired FOREVER.

"Well Mr. Thompkins, you're perfect for the job, your qualifications and references are excellent and you have a proven track record.... unfortunately it says here you were fired forever so we are legally prohibited from hiring you. And it's all because of Obamacare!"

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!

Jerusalem posted:

No no, didn't you hear what he said? He's been fired FOREVER.

"Well Mr. Thompkins, you're perfect for the job, your qualifications and references are excellent and you have a proven track record.... unfortunately it says here you were fired forever so we are legally prohibited from hiring you. And it's all because of Obamacare!"

It's when you're told to hand in your bootstraps.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Cat Mattress posted:

What I love about this movie is that in the novel the bad guys are Americans, so of course Hollywood changed them into French.

We just make better bad guys than you, that's all, don't be mad you didn't get the role.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
The French are the ancestral enemies of the English, it makes sense.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Jerusalem posted:

No no, didn't you hear what he said? He's been fired FOREVER.

"Well Mr. Thompkins, you're perfect for the job, your qualifications and references are excellent and you have a proven track record.... unfortunately it says here you were fired forever so we are legally prohibited from hiring you. And it's all because of Obamacare!"

I'm glad I'm not the only one who had that clip pop into my head.

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Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

I don't understand the context but would you mind if I took this as an avatar?

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