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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Wormskull posted:

Goldust FTW.

Goldust lost because he knocked Ahmed out and instead of letting the ref drop the arm the third time Goldust flipped him over and started giving him CPR and liking his face. This backfired, because it resuscitated Ahmed and he delivered a series of brutal body blows before giving Goldust a huge powerbomb and pinned him.

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Forget about your John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your rear end.

Simoom
Nov 30, 2009
Goldust and Kurt were two of my favourites as a kid. But my absolute favourite was Chris Benoit, cuz he was short and Canadian, like me. Hopefully in the near future we'll share something else in common too.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Gold dust has been epic for nearly 20 years now

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Black Baby Goku posted:

Gold dust has been epic for nearly 20 years now

Yeah. Dust Taker at WWE In Your House: International Incident is fully sick.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

It's cool that for a few years WWE acknowledged that 75% of their PPVs were bullshit by giving them their own branding.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Omg...mankind just appeared from underneath the ring and obliterated Taker...

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
goldust got fat and incredibly lovely there for a while, but im glad that Literal Jesus DDP and his Yoga saved him and made him really good again

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Wormskull posted:

Goldust FTW.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

There's so many epic wrestlers in these shows, but I think Shawn Michaels is my favorite.

Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

It's cool that for a few years WWE acknowledged that 75% of their PPVs were bullshit by giving them their own branding.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Today's Raw is the best one this year and it's only be 30 minutes.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Bray Wyatt: *pours gasoline over a casket and lights in on fire while cackling*

JBL: [solemnly] Undertaker could be in there...

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

Bray Wyatt: *pours gasoline over a casket and lights in on fire while cackling*

JBL: [solemnly] Undertaker could be in there...

lol

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I like when WWF Hardcore Champion of the World! Road Dogg Jesse James does the tiny fast suck it hands where he looks like a special ed kid jacking off in the bleachers during Phys Ed when you have to share the gym with them.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

Bray Wyatt: *pours gasoline over a casket and lights in on fire while cackling*

JBL: [solemnly] Undertaker could be in there...

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Seth Rollins is doing a Daily Show broadcast in the middle of the ring complete with desk, monitor and swivel chair.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
jon stewart kicked him in the balls lol

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Black Baby Goku posted:

jon stewart kicked him in the balls lol

Wrestling owns.

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

Wrestling owns.

Skeezy
Jul 3, 2007

Paul Heyman owns

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Are they setting up Jon Stewart vs Seth Rollins at WM?

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

No it was a one off. It sounds like seth is gonna cash in and try to win the title from Reigns once he beats Lesnar

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
paul heyman is the most powerful talker in the whole world

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

NickRoweFillea posted:

paul heyman is the most powerful talker in the whole world

he talked so hard that he broke two mics

Skeezy
Jul 3, 2007





extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Black Baby Goku posted:

jon stewart kicked him in the balls lol

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


lol

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
jon stewart had a good promo and actually knew what he was talking about

Skeezy
Jul 3, 2007

elf help book posted:

jon stewart had a good promo and actually knew what he was talking about

Isn't his kid the wrestling fan and he just got into it because of him? Because that's cool and good dad.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

He should become an announcer when his show ends

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
"Goldust dressed up as the New Year baby in a diaper with a large bottle doing his reading with the exaggerated stereotypical voice. Steve Austin came out and they dropped (clumsily I might add) an outhouse from the ceiling and Austin put Goldust in it twice, turning it over the second time"

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

elf help book posted:

"Goldust dressed up as the New Year baby in a diaper with a large bottle doing his reading with the exaggerated stereotypical voice. Steve Austin came out and they dropped (clumsily I might add) an outhouse from the ceiling and Austin put Goldust in it twice, turning it over the second time"

okay i need a link lmao

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Black Baby Goku posted:

okay i need a link lmao

thats a quote from the back issue of wrestling observer posted this week but you need to pay for that site to read it, it was a summary of the raw Raw on 12/29 1997

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Hell of a way to ring in 1998, one of the best gaming years ever

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

elf help book posted:

thats a quote from the back issue of wrestling observer posted this week but you need to pay for that site to read it, it was a summary of the raw Raw on 12/29 1997

lol

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
"Goldust came dressed up like a black pimp for a match against Flash Funk. Of course Luna was dressed like a pro. No, not a pro wrestler."

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

elf help book posted:

"Goldust came dressed up like a black pimp for a match against Flash Funk. Of course Luna was dressed like a pro. No, not a pro wrestler."

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extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


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