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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Who keeps experimenting on me?!

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CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

He sounds insane.

Night Shade
Jan 13, 2013

Old School

Anidav posted:

Human waste left by climbers on Mount Everest has become a problem that is causing pollution and threatening to spread disease on the world’s highest peak, the chief of Nepal’s mountaineering association said Tuesday.

The more than 700 climbers and guides who spend nearly two months on Everest’s slopes each climbing season leave large amounts of faeces and urine, and the issue has not been addressed, Ang Tshering told reporters.

I didn't know the LNP was into mountaineering.

Nice AV by the way.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Maybe you should get into home ownership.

Mattjpwns
Dec 14, 2006

In joyful strains then let us sing
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FUCKED

Birdstrike posted:

First Dog format, duh!

Team up with Chicken Parma and make a comic like the preferential voting one.

:getin:

meteor9
Nov 23, 2007

"That's why I put up with it."
Wait are these the same koalas that were preventing them from doing some big rear end road project there?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
But why

Night Shade
Jan 13, 2013

Old School

Somebody failed dismally at typing Les Affaires? :shrug:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

You've found your calling. You're going to be employed as a real estate agent.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
This is like my 5th avatar in 2 weeks. Literally above minimum wage.

Goodpart
Jan 9, 2004

quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
rip
:911: Trickle down economics strikes again :911:

Clive Palmer is unironically my hero for today; more people should be telling Tony Abbott to kill himself IMHO - politically or otherwise

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mupzb2ySpWQ

Meat Miracle
Oct 24, 2010

Jumpingmanjim posted:

You've found your calling. You're going to be employed as a real estate agent.

It took well over a decade to form the Australian housing bubble, and with just 14 words you've spelt its doom.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
EDIT: ^^^ I want to make a rye comment.

Anidav posted:

This is like my 5th avatar in 2 weeks. Literally above minimum wage.

If we gave you cash you'd just spend it on booze or drugs. This is the only way.

The government has to stop incentivising you to be poor.

Les Affaires
Nov 15, 2004

Mattjpwns posted:

Team up with Chicken Parma and make a comic like the preferential voting one.

:getin:

I already emailed Chicken Parma about a separate thing and no response so I'm assuming he's busy. First dog format is a great way to ensure it doesn't get read.

I'm thinking maybe a pamphlet style spread with graphics and stuff.

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Seemlar posted:

Prime Minister for Women and Malfunctioning Robot Tony Abbott was VERY excited about this

I too am so excited that the last barrier between equality for men and women -- getting women into the Tattersall's club on a one off occassion -- has been smashed. Rejoice! Equality reigns!

Wait, what's this....

quote:

According to the most recent data released by the Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) last week, the gender pay gap in Australia has reached a record high of 18.8 per cent.

To put it in perspective, the gender pay gap was 17.8 per cent — in 1985. In real terms, this means that female employees are penalised almost $300 per week — just for being women.

The latest ABS figures show that compared to the full-time earnings of Australian men — $1,587.50 — women earn $1289.30 per week, $298 less.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Even Anidav's koala avatar has been culled. :(

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Every time I post my avatar changed aaaaaaah

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
Can the avatar changer just start sending anidav ten bux

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009


I logged in upstairs to post this.

quote:

Scott's hair appears courtesy of genetics, good care and a balanced diet.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Errr..

Australian science research facilities prepare for shutdown as government refuses to secure funding

quote:

More than two dozen research facilities are preparing to shut down as administrators warn Australian science is suffering “immense” damage as a result of the federal government’s refusal to guarantee critical infrastructure funding.

About $150m in funding for 27 research infrastructure facilities promised in last year’s federal budget has been tied to the Abbott government’s higher-education changes, which have stalled in the Senate.

The facilities have no guaranteed funding past 30 June and up to 1,700 jobs are at risk if they are forced to shut down.

Among the sites funded by the National Collaborative Research Infrastructure Scheme (NCRIS) is the Australian Microscopy and Microanalysis Research Facility, where scientists invented the Nanopatch, a needle-free vaccine delivery patch that could dramatically slow the spread of viruses during a pandemic.

Another NCRIS-funded site, the Australian National Fabrication Facility (ANFF), is developing a system to mass produce the revolutionary patch, but will have to shut its doors if funding isn’t renewed.

[...]

Even if the education minister, Christopher Pyne, relents and passes a bill funding NCRIS, the damage will already have been done, Hicks said. “Obviously we’re losing people. I’m being asked for references.”

Some of the facility’s 94 staff – all but three of them researchers or technicians – will take jobs overseas, and one has already left for Canada, she added.

[...]

[The] exodus of highly specialised skills has begun and will only accelerate as the end of the year draws closer,” the letter said. “Furthermore, many of the facilities cannot be viably maintained if taken offline for significant periods.

“This means that if operational funding for 2015-16 is not confirmed in the next two months, the government will be effectively decommissioning high-cost public infrastructure that in many cases has years if not decades of productive working life remaining.”

About $40m worth of data-gathering instruments could be stranded in Australia’s oceans if the June deadline passes without renewal, Tim Moltmann, the director of the Integrated Marine Observing System (IMOS), said.

[...]

Pyne said in January that the Senate would need to pass his higher education changes to guarantee funding for NCRIS, as well as government support to Tafe students and the Future Fellowships scholarship scheme. “It’s a high-stakes game,” he said.

markgreyam
Mar 10, 2008

Talk to the mittens.
:eng99:

quote:

Pyne said in January that the Senate would need to pass his higher education changes to guarantee funding for NCRIS

I cannot :fuckoff: enough

markgreyam fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Mar 4, 2015

Goffer
Apr 4, 2007
"..."

“It’s a high-stakes game,” he said.

ASIC v Danny Bro
May 1, 2012

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
CAPTAIN KILL


Just HEAPS of dead Palestinnos for brekkie, mate!
Any Brisgoons involved in the Union March @ the casino?

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Goffer posted:

“It’s a high-stakes game,” he said.

Yeah that really jumped out at me too.. jesus loving christ.

Stoca Zola
Jun 28, 2008

That guardian article is 404ing, it's been pulled already?

While searching the guardian site to see if they renamed it I came across another thing Chris Pyne thinks is a high stakes game.

Is he playing chicken with these things? See who can hold off the longest before disaster strikes?

Stoca Zola fucked around with this message at 09:14 on Mar 4, 2015

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark
It's I win, or I take the bat and ball and go home :mad:

Either neocon policies now, or no one can have anything nice (except me and my wage and pension).

The adults are in charge though, so it's ok.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
AGAIN?!

RC Bandit
Sep 7, 2012

Hanson: It's Time

Grimey Drawer
Unemployed Man to the rescue!

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Ok, that tag made me smile. That's great.

Lack of Gravitas
Oct 11, 2012

Grimey Drawer
That's the ninth one this year, Anidav :v:

https://esarahpalinonline.com/soap/?username=Anidav

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I miss Donkey Kong.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

Anidav posted:

I miss Donkey Kong.

Blame the Italians. Immigration is the scourge of our nation.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Anidav posted:

I miss Donkey Kong.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎



DK is in the mills fan club

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Unstable land needs firm foundations

Prosper usually looks at macro economics yet a micro example of what can go wrong in the property market – very, very wrong – might aid your concentration.

Andrew, a Sydney ‘investor’ bought properties in Mackay and Blackwater Queensland, “when rents were crazy and out look was bright (sic).”

He posted his entirely credible dilemma on the Somersoft property investor forum.

He paid $495k for a Blackwater rental returning $49,400 pa gross – a hearty 9.9 per cent. Blackwater houses workers at the BMA and Curragh coal mines. With coal prices in the doldrums and layoffs creating plenty of vacancies, agents now value the property at $200k and estimate its rental potential at 18,200 pa gross. The property carries a mortgage of $475k at 4.89 per cent interest or $23,200 pa.

Andrew’s other property in Mackay cost $485k for a passing rent of $36,400 pa, or 7.5 per cent. Now, it is worth $380k and market rents are around $10,400 pa gross. The property carries a mortgage of $450k at 4.89 per cent interest or $22,000 pa.


Violent re-pricing indeed.

Rule of thumb says direct costs, rates, land tax, etc, would be half the gross, certainly on the later rents. So his net rents of around $29,000 support an interest cost of $45,200 pa, or a net loss of $16,200 pa, assuming nil vacancies.

Clearly unhappy with his position, Andrew wants out. He faces a loss of $70k on the Mackay property and $300k on Blackwater if he sells. I suspect these figures disregard Stamp Duty and other transaction costs.

He says, “I have a house in Sydney that has about $500k equity. My mum lives with my family who has contributed into this purchase so selling this property is not an option.”

That equity isn’t his to risk in support of his rental investments. Mum and family would be unimpressed with the idea of selling Baulkum Hills for a Queensland adventure.

“Will this get worse???” he asks plaintively.

His horror story is being repeated all over Queensland and Western Australia. Goaded into action by an army of spruikers in an anecdote-rich, fact-poor media, a naive investor class saw stellar yields and paid a seemingly reasonable capitalization. He thought he won the lottery, when in fact the winner was the vendor.


Little can be done for Andrew and his very hard life lesson.

Yet there is an insight available in what government can do in a volatile land market.

Andrew pays State Land Tax on both Queensland rentals. Valuations are conducted every two years, which softens his liability on the way up but doesn’t retreat nearly quickly enough in a falling market. In an era of wild land price gyrations, government should step up to annual valuations, both to moderate the rise and ease the fall. While this sounds like I am recommending annual revaluation of every parcel of land in the country, it is entirely possible to value half each year and interpolate the rest. SLT already piggy-backs on council valuations, so this is a cost-less exercise.

Land tax is a powerful automatic stabiliser, if we use it properly.

The investor frenzy in Sydney would be less if their bidding up of land prices was immediately transmitted into higher SLT. Dizzy buyers would get a good kicking from existing owners for driving up their costs, rather than the slap on the back for increasing values.

- See more at: http://www.prosper.org.au/2015/03/04/unstable-land-needs-firm-foundations/#sthash.hmqTpSIQ.dpuf

I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 10:43 on Mar 4, 2015

Mattjpwns
Dec 14, 2006

In joyful strains then let us sing
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FUCKED
On the topic of house pricing chat:

http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/perth-property-prices-likely-to-drop-as-sales-listings-jump-by-50-per-cent-20150227-13qph6.html

quote:

A dramatic jump in the number of properties for sale in Perth could see house prices fall, with the number of listings rising by almost 50 per cent.

There were 13,535 properties listed for sale in the Perth metropolitan area for the week leading up to February 25, compared to 9207 for the same period last year, according to the Real Estate Institute of Western Australia.

REIWA President David Airey said with the long-term equilibrium for the number of listings in Perth at around 12,000, the number of properties up for sale was trending upwards.

"What is unusual is that listings have increased significantly in a short space of time," he said.

"It's a big jump."


A number of factors have been attributed to the 47 per cent rise in listings, including a decline in the population growth rate, downturns in the mining and construction sectors, job losses, low consumer sentiment and the completion of a record level of dwelling constructions.

Mr Airey said the increased number of listings was likely to influence prices.

"Perth's median house price has been reasonably steady for the last six months, but this is unlikely to be sustainable given the supply and demand situation," he said.

"We are likely to see the overall median price come down through 2015, but this experience will be different for different segments of the market depending on local conditions."

And the trend of more properties coming on to the market could continue.

"After the GFC in 2008, listings grew to more than 15,000 in 2009, and we may approach those numbers again later this year," Mr Airey said.

Real estate agent Barry Wood, from Zoo Property in Sorrento, agreed house prices were likely to come down.

"My expectations, long term, I expect property to perform well for everyone," Mr Wood said.

"But, short term, the volume of sales may drop slightly further and prices will adjust by 3 to 8 per cent down.

"The public has the perception that it's a buyer's marker and it will be somewhat this year."

Mr Wood attributed the rise in properties for sale to numerous economic factors and said misinformation and confusion was contributing to an unstable market.

"The market is panicking a little bit," Mr Wood said.

"The reality is there are a lot of properties on the market place that are overpriced and never going to sell.

"If your property's not priced or presented properly, you should remove it from the market."

But Mr Wood said low interest rates would help to stop property prices from plunging.

"It's not all doom and gloom," he said.

Ler
Mar 23, 2005

I believe...
@SenatorLudlam
can anyone confirm rumours out of the press gallery that Lord Brandis has been banned from doing interviews by the PMs office? #auspol

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


I reckon we are at delusion.

I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 10:48 on Mar 4, 2015

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Chadzok
Apr 25, 2002

nuh-uh, it's been a new paradigm for years now.

Australia is just different!

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