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ruddiger posted:
WRONG. I just noticed the airplane logo is tied in a knot. I always thought it was just like spun around like a weird curved rubik's cube.
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Mar 3, 2015 07:57
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rear end, The Future of rear end-assin, The Rating I Got for This Level is Not Silent 
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Mar 3, 2015 10:08
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Mar 3, 2015 10:14
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doesn't look like he's very good at stealthy kills
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Mar 3, 2015 11:10
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Is that a sequel to the Timothy Ellyfhant movie or a new adaptation?
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Mar 3, 2015 13:10
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It's Quinn from Homeland. I'm not sure if they're going for a PG-13 with it or not, though I'm assuming it'll be terrible either way.
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Mar 3, 2015 13:55
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It has Zachary Quinto in it so I'm definitely going to see it.
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Mar 3, 2015 14:32
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:It has Zachary Quinto in it so I'm definitely going to see it. Yeah, they seem to be playing it like Hitman is the Terminator and Quinto is Kyle Reese.
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Mar 3, 2015 14:39
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That's not a bad take actually.
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Mar 3, 2015 14:46
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Attitude Indicator posted:doesn't look like he's very good at stealthy kills This is actually how I play the Hitman games so bring it on
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Mar 3, 2015 15:12
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Lotish posted:Yeah, they seem to be playing it like Hitman is the Terminator and Quinto is Kyle Reese. drat that seems pretty cool
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Mar 3, 2015 15:13
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I still expect the shoe to drop at some point and *GASP* 47 isn't really the bad guy.
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Mar 3, 2015 15:23
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The new Hitman looks awful https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8fr9YD-OUg Just the fact that they dead seriously paraphrase that Rorschach line but make it dumber alone makes this pretty much look like the dumbest thing ever.
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Mar 3, 2015 15:30
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axleblaze posted:The new Hitman looks awful I'm totally okay with this being a dumb schlock video game film, especially if they go full cheeseball with the dialogue, but man the guy they got for 47 just does not look the part. Feels like a weird criticism after the hilarious badness of that trailer, but 
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Mar 3, 2015 15:40
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axleblaze posted:The new Hitman looks awful Sorry man that movie looks like the best kind of garbage.
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Mar 3, 2015 15:46
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Just looks like plain garbage to me
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Mar 3, 2015 15:59
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axleblaze posted:The new Hitman looks awful Oh my god that looks terrible and I'm going to watch the poo poo out of it.
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Mar 3, 2015 16:12
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Shoehead posted:Oh my god that looks terrible and I'm going to watch the poo poo out of it.  I like the dude playing 47 in Homeland so I'll give the movie a shot.
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Mar 3, 2015 16:25
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axleblaze posted:Just looks like plain garbage to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSZ25ikUKVY
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Mar 3, 2015 16:29
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Avengers 2 Cap poster.
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Mar 3, 2015 23:27
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Does Hawkeye use his bowstrings to thread all the hair on his arms off?
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AlternateAccount posted:Does Hawkeye use his bowstrings to thread all the hair on his arms off? That's a complimentary service offered to all Avengers. See: Thor. And Cap during the inevitable shirtlessness.
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TetsuoTW posted:Sorry man that movie looks like the best kind of garbage. Its the stunningly awful cover of voodoo child that elevates it from crap to breathtaking crap.
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Mar 4, 2015 06:22
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The MSJ posted:Avengers 2 Cap poster. So was one of the side effects of his super drug treatment that his right leg is four inches taller than his left?
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Mar 4, 2015 07:53
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axleblaze posted:The new Hitman looks awful I love it when a sequel is so bad that they can't get the same lead actor back. Also, a few pages ago someone implied that Don Jon was good and boy is that not the case.
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Mar 4, 2015 10:04
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Well, the role actually went to Paul Walker first, and well...
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Mar 4, 2015 10:19
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Wolfsheim posted:Also, a few pages ago someone implied that Don Jon was good and boy is that not the case. Sorry man, Don Jon rules: 
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Mar 4, 2015 10:59
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Wolfsheim posted:I love it when a sequel is so bad that they can't get the same lead actor back. At least this time around the guy can kinda pull off the look without looking like a thumb with an angry face drawn on it. Movie's still going to be terrible, though. Honestly, if they wanted to make a good Hitman move, all they need to do is remake John Wick with a bald guy in the lead.
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Mar 4, 2015 12:15
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Perestroika posted:Honestly, if they wanted to make a good Hitman move, all they need to do is remake John Wick with a bald guy in the lead. Coincidentally, "a bald guy" appears to be literally the only criterion the casting director used to select the lead actor for either of these movies.
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Mar 4, 2015 12:34
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A Hitman movie will never work because the story in Hitman games is the weakest aspect and zero people play the games because of the story. Any Hitman movie will just be "suit-wearing bald guy kills people" with some bland b-movie plot spun around it. If they made a Hitman movie that actually reflected the main point of the games, it would just be a guy sneaking around and garroting people while wearing a chicken mascot outfit.
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Mar 4, 2015 12:45
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Stare-Out posted:A Hitman movie will never work because the story in Hitman games is the weakest aspect and zero people play the games because of the story. this is actually true for all game movies.
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Mar 4, 2015 12:51
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Stare-Out posted:A Hitman movie will never work because the story in Hitman games is the weakest aspect and zero people play the games because of the story. Any Hitman movie will just be "suit-wearing bald guy kills people" with some bland b-movie plot spun around it. I'd take this over generic b movie.
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Mar 4, 2015 15:24
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Mr. Flunchy posted:Sorry man, Don Jon rules: Don Jon was actually great, sorry for anyone that doesn't feel that way
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Mar 4, 2015 15:30
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Stare-Out posted:If they made a Hitman movie that actually reflected the main point of the games, it would just be a guy sneaking around and garroting people while wearing a chicken mascot outfit. Kill a man with an exploding Bible. Kill an entire hot tub by shooting the glass bottom. Because underneath the tub is a cliff. Tranquilize an entire suburb with an air rifle. After knocking out FBI agents with drugged donuts. While wearing a clown costume. These are the things I want to see in a Hitman movie.
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Mar 4, 2015 15:43
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Stare-Out posted:A Hitman movie will never work because the story in Hitman games is the weakest aspect and zero people play the games because of the story. Any Hitman movie will just be "suit-wearing bald guy kills people" with some bland b-movie plot spun around it. If they had a writer/director who could write an imaginative schlock story (like, say, Adam Wingard) and then brought in somebody who can be both menacing and bald (like Tom Hardy), they could very easily make a good movie based on the Hitman franchise. The only thing holding them back is that neither Square-Enix nor any major film studio give enough of a gently caress to collaborate on making something of quality. You can make a good movie out of anything, the source material doen't matter. Video game movies are poo poo because they bring in a perfect shitstorm of bad writers, bad directors, an incompetent crew and flavor-of-the-moment actors who will appear in anything for a paycheck.
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Stare-Out posted:If they made a Hitman movie that actually reflected the main point of the games, it would just be a guy sneaking around and garroting people while wearing a chicken mascot outfit. This is exactly what a Hitman movie should be: Ridiculous disguises, brutal cartoonish violence and ragdoll physics.
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Mar 4, 2015 15:44
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Just buy the rights to The Transporter and call it HItman
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90% of making a passable Hitman movie is the casting. Get someone who looks good as a bald guy in a suit killing people, and you've got a movie. Not a great one, but still something. But somehow they keep failing at that one basic thing. Never mind that, though. Watch this helicopter explode!
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A good Hitman movie would be a reverse John Wick where you don't show the John Wick parts. It's a mob family or crime group desperately trying to figure out who's killing them one by one. Cast someone recognizable as 47 and have him in the background of every other scene disguised. Movie ends with 47 revealing himself to the boss a la Vince McMahon. Then you have your big action explosion fest.
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