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Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Speleothing posted:

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

My thoughts exactly, and I've spent my share of time on narrow badly secured mountain roads.

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Good thing all cars are computer-driven in the Gernsback continuum!

haveblue fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Mar 4, 2015

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Applewhite posted:

Thread needs more Bruce McCall









Yes to all of these please.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

Macedonia needs to get building if they want to one up that.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Applewhite posted:

Thread needs more Bruce McCall





When will zeppelins make a comeback?

More from Toronto: The Aga Khan museum looks like it's been turned upside down.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Wanna get a beer and a Hooties Grand Slamwich up in one of those golf clubs.

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe


The Atlanta Central Library, built 1980. It's ugly. The hours are strange and variable (it's dying, like all libraries) and there's only overpriced paid parking nearby. I can only assume it's more of a public toilet for Atlanta's many bums than an actual library these days.

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011


Ahaha, at least Kengo Kuma got ostracised in Tokyo for ten years following that.

quote:

The other day I was driving through Setagaya Ward when I came across your M2 building. Even today it retains its air of audacity. Am I right in thinking that was your first major job?

Yes. I got that job in a competition. In about 1986 I came back from America and in 1988 I did that.

A lot of people say that M2 is very different from your current work because it is so bold, but I have read that with that design you were attempting to incorporate the chaos that is Tokyo into a building. So, in a sense, that would be consistent with your current approach — in that you were allowing the building to be “defeated” by the surrounding chaos. How do you view the M2 building now?

I think I had a lot of guts! Yes, I did want to incorporate the chaos into the building, but I also wanted to break architecture into small parts — into particles. That hasn’t changed. So, in that way, there are all sorts of elements brought together — such as the column and the walls that imitate the expressways and so on.

That idea of breaking a large mass down into particles remains important for me.

At the time of the M2 job, concrete was pretty much the only material available to me, but since then I have started to use wood and other things that allow me to break the building down even further.

That is now the most important factor I consider — breaking the materials down to a scale that is not overpowering to the visitor.

Your M2 building caused quite a controversy and, some say, led to a blank of about 10 years in your career when you did very little work in Tokyo. How did you get over that — and also manage to maintain your own office at the same time?

There was indeed a period of about 10 years when I did nothing in Tokyo. But at the time I had it in the back of my mind that I wanted to work in the countryside, in natural settings.

So, after M2, I didn’t get so many job offers in Tokyo, but I did start to do work outside of the capital and that was a lot of fun. I liked traveling and meeting people in other places.

I was born in Yokohama (at the southern end of the vast greater Tokyo conurbation) and raised in this area, so I always had a kind of romantic longing for country life. I also started becoming more interested in traditional architecture and in using more organic materials.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
Lets look at Vegas, where good taste goes to die.

http://www.vegastodayandtomorrow.com/dreams2.htm#.VPdRVOE9Vyi


quote:

In 1993, the Desert Inn was purchased by ITT/Sheraton. The Desert Inn had a large surface parking lot to the south of the resort (which now holds Wynn Las Vegas). Their first plans were a Balinese Resort called Desert Kingdom.



quote:

ITT/Sheraton's second plan for the Desert Inn land (now under the Wynn complex) struck a deal with the dudes from Planet Hollywood and came up with some crazy plans for a Planet Hollywood resort on the property.



quote:

There have been two locations for the London Resort and Casino, and both of them have had a giant observation wheel (from the Giant Wheel Co.) The resort was to include a Harrod's department store, Big Ben, the Tower Bridge, a Piccadilly Square shopping area and many other London themed attractions.





quote:

The Titanic resort, 400 feet long and containing 1,200 rooms, would have been one of the most heavily themed fantasy resorts in Las Vegas. The concept was rejected by the Las Vegas City Council. This was proposed for the big lot across the strip from the Sahara.



quote:

The original rendering for the MGM Grand was a real OZtravaganza. Rainbows, OZ-esque architecture, dancing fountains, monorails, and an MGM bat-signal



http://www.thegoddardgroup.com/blog/index.php/now-it-can-be-told-the-star-trek-attraction-that-almost-came-to-life-in-1992/

quote:

...We learned everything we could about the Starship – its actually size and dimensions, how it would exist in “dry dock” on the planet if indeed such a situation had been possible. We imagined what it could be, and how we might achieve it. We got Ken Ball (former head of engineering at Disney’s MAPO) involved to figure out how to engineer and support it. (Ultimately we realized we would need to add some supports on the outer edge of the “disc” section due to the extremely high wind conditions in Vegas. For this we created a high tech “scaffolding structure” that gave the ship more of the appearance of being in an open-air dry dock. I have not yet located that sketch, but I’ll try to find it.)

The “big idea” was building the ship itself at full-scale. That was the main attraction. That being said, we also knew we would have to have some kind of “show” on board. So, conceptually, it was to be a “tour” of the ship, with all of the key rooms, chambers, decks, and corridors that we knew from the movie. There was to be the dining area for the ship’s crew (where you could dine in Star Fleet comfort), and other special features. There were also one or two interesting ride elements that we were considering including a high-speed travelator that would whisk you from deck to deck. But we were really just getting into the show aspects when everything came to a head....





Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Literally tears in my eyes imaging how awesome this would have been.

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer

legit wish they had built this one

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Also holy poo poo the Enterprise is huge.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
with the state of culture we'll probably get some tardis bullshit

CuteJen96
Feb 23, 2015

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 2 years!)

on the first day of class one of my professors said she was a "whovian" so i left and changed to a different professor

Ogive
Dec 22, 2002

by Lowtax

Tochiazuma posted:

I don't know what the gently caress the OP is on about and most of this thread is full of architechtural goodness as far as my untutored eye goes, but I think many will agree that this is an eyesore:



Mississauga (Ontario, Canada) city hall. Horrific.

This is pretty proper for Mississauga. Missisauga is where souls go to die. Well, maybe not die, exactly. More like slowly dissolved.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Bullshit. You're making GBS threads me, right? You're really not making GBS threads me? Okay.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

All of this is rad as gently caress and perfect for Las Vegas.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
Galaxy class has much nicer amenities though.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I remember going to the Star Trek thing in Vegas and it was pretty rad. They had actors dressed up as Klingons wandering around the gift-shop mall thing. I think it closed down, though. Giant Enterprise owns.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Omi-Polari posted:

I remember going to the Star Trek thing in Vegas and it was pretty rad. They had actors dressed up as Klingons wandering around the gift-shop mall thing. I think it closed down, though. Giant Enterprise owns.

The Star Trek Experience loving owned and I'm so pissed that they closed it down the year before the reboot could've breathed life back into it. Also I want that Enterprise hotel to have been built more than anything in the world.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀


goddamn that yellow car.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Tommy Calamari posted:



The clock tower building is insane, it's the fourth tallest freestanding structure in the world. The smaller towers would be massive skyscrapers on their own; the four beside the clock tower are roughly the same height as Germany's tallest building.



Every clock tower in this picture is at the same scale. That's Big Ben on the upper right.

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

Mordja posted:

When will zeppelins make a comeback?

More from Toronto: The Aga Khan museum looks like it's been turned upside down.


I loved the building they tore down to build that thing.

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

Ogive posted:

This is pretty proper for Mississauga. Missisauga is where souls go to die. Well, maybe not die, exactly. More like slowly dissolved.

I like to imagine that it gives people in Mississauga something to do. Like, stand there and examine the layers of ugly. Because I'm sure there's gently caress all else to do there.

edit: for some content, I really like the rest of the Perimeter Institute in Waterloo, Ontario but I don't like the Stephen Hawking Center addition on the front of it:



Tochiazuma fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Mar 4, 2015

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Some more Bruce McCall for you guys:





Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



oh i get it now. at first i thought the car one was supposed to be a legit design

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

Applewhite posted:

Some more Bruce McCall for you guys:







That's really awesome art. Is there a book of it?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Tochiazuma posted:

I like to imagine that it gives people in Mississauga something to do. Like, stand there and examine the layers of ugly. Because I'm sure there's gently caress all else to do there.

Yup

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
http://ghostsofdc.org/2013/06/20/the-unbuilt-ulysses-grant-memorial-bridge/

quote:

Here is an article from the Baltimore Sun, published on February 12th, 1887.

The Grant Memorial Bridge.– There has been sent to us from Washington an admirably engraved representation of the memorial bridge which it is proposed to construct across the Potomac from Washington to Arlington, in honor of Gen. U.S. Grant. A bill to carry the proposition into effect was introduced in the House of Representatives on Wednesday last by Mr. Curtin, of Pennsylvania, was read twice, and referred to the committee on public buildings and grounds. According to the pans submitted by Captain Symons, of the United States corps of engineers, and Architects Smithmeyer and Pelz, the starting point of the bridge on the Washington side would be Observatory Hill, near the foot of New York and New Hampshire avenues, and thence across the Potomac to some point near Arlington, as may ultimately be determined upon by a commission, to be composed of the Secretary of War, the chief justice [sic] of the United States, the engineer-in-chief of the United States army, and one member of the Senate and another of the House, to be chosen by the respective presiding officers of those bodies. The preamble to the bill declares it to be “the desire of the people of the United States that a monument of imperishable material should be erected in honor of its greatest soldier of a design suitable to commemorate his distinguished services;” and that the most appropriate design is a grand monumental bridge to connect Washington with the sacred grounds of Arlington, where fifteen thousand Union soldiers lie buried.” The object of the bridge appears to be to afford easy access to the thousands who go to Arlington from year to year to scatter flowers on the graves of those who lost their lives in defense of the Union. The bridge it is proposed to build for this purpose, as represented by the engraving of it, is what might be called a medieval structure of granite and steel, with square and round towers and turrets, arches of different spans, and a drawbridge over the main channel to admit the passage of vessels. Its total length, including the approach, is to be 4,650 feet, or 630 feet less than a mile. The carriage-way is to be forty feet wide and the sidewalks each ten feet wide. The main arch spans are to be 240 feet in the clear, the bascule span 160 feet and the smaller spans 120 feet each. no such elaborate and imposing structure of the bridge kind has ever been built or even contemplated before in the United States, and its resemblance to the causeway of a great fortress, approached by a series of fortified outworks, is kept up by the bold arches spanning the roadway and their supporting towers and turrets. Although the cost of such a work of the strength and elaborateness proposed is not given, it must necessarily be very great, for to simply commence the construction of the bridge the bill calls for an appropriation of half a million of dollars.


The spot where this bridge would have been built is now traversed by Arlington Memorial Bridge.





Lincoln Memorial Design




I guess we got the Chunnel instead.











Not a real proposal but interesting to look at.











London Underground ad 1926




Library of Congress Proposal



quote:

Rendering of the Proposal for the Washington Monument grounds, by the Senate Park Commission, 1901-02.The wide steps, the circular pool, and the terraced gardens were all intended to provide a more dignified base for the monument, while resolving the awkward geometry resulting from its placement off the axis from the White House.




Monument to Columbus in Madrid






MONUMENT TO THE GLORY OF THE FRENCH REVOLUTION, 1886




Conversion of Tower Bridge in London (1943)





91m tall pyramid for London's Trafalgar Square (1815)

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Nckdictator posted:

That's really awesome art. Is there a book of it?

Yeah, Bruce McCall has a couple of collections. These pictures were from All Meat Looks Like South America.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Flood all the cities so we can float around in gondolas erryday.



Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni

Mordja posted:

When will zeppelins make a comeback?

More from Toronto: The Aga Khan museum looks like it's been turned upside down.


Aside from a shortage of good, humane plaza this is pretty awesome.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

This is how ants live. They're just tiny humans.

paperchaseguy
Feb 21, 2002

THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO

Angela Christine posted:

Imagine being the pizza man. :stare:


Or what if you live in unit 1308, your your buddy lives in 1325. If you want to visit him, how do you get there?


It's a real life level of Fez, just rotate clockwise.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


art

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Speleothing posted:

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Rianeva
Mar 8, 2009


The Museum of Glass in Tacoma


A new apartment building in the Seahawks' stadium's parking lot. It looks like someone jammed three different buildings together and said "welp. good enough."

Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni

Rianeva posted:


The Museum of Glass in Tacoma


A new apartment building in the Seahawks' stadium's parking lot. It looks like someone jammed three different buildings together and said "welp. good enough."

The Tacoma museum is pretty cool because not only does it hold glass art, parts of it ARE glass art. It's also lit really well at night.

That building by ZGF is also pretty cool, is highly efficient and has a number of sustainable features.

TLDR: Oh noes, modern buildings!!1!

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A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:
I see that goons be postin' ugly buildings instead of actual architectural failures. Came here to fix this.

Zagrepčanka tower in Zagreb, Croatia:


It was completed in 1976 and frankly, it doesn't look bad. The tower is clad in white marble tiles which give it a nice touch.

Oh, except this:



Turns out the architect chose a lazy solution and instead of doing something sensible, like anchoring the stone panels, he simply decided to use tile glue and a lot of wishful thinking to hold them up. Each of those panels is something like an inch thick and easily weighs over 200 pounds. After roughly a decade, heavy stone panels started separating from the highrise, threatening to clobber whoever was unfortunate enough to be standing outside. The repair was deemed to be mega-expensive because they pretty much had to retile the whole highrise, and for the time being, the management erected a tunnel made out of scaffolding and thick wooden planks that leads you from a safe distance outside, right into the front lobby.

As of TYOOL 2015, only the western side of the building is "repaired". You are well advised not to go anywhere near that thing if the wind blows or at any time, for that matter.

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