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IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Freaking out about whether calling something "a piece of poo poo made in China" is offensive, is the horrible thread failure of the day. What next, am I going to have to probate the next time someone calls an absurdly complex and fragile design "too German", or how American cars fall apart, or how Italian cars just catch fire?

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AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Don't forget the whole British cars/Lucas electrics thing!

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

The Orange Mage posted:

Don't forget the whole British cars/Lucas electrics thing!
I often wondered what would happen if you asked Lucas to make a smoke machine.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

IOwnCalculus posted:

Freaking out about whether calling something "a piece of poo poo made in China" is offensive, is the horrible thread failure of the day. What next, am I going to have to probate the next time someone calls an absurdly complex and fragile design "too German", or how American cars fall apart, or how Italian cars just catch fire?

DasVolk wouldn't make it five minutes. Jesus.

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!

InitialDave posted:

I often wondered what would happen if you asked Lucas to make a smoke machine.

"I say, clearly you've not inspected my portfolio at all."
/
:holymoley:

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

InitialDave posted:

I often wondered what would happen if you asked Lucas to make a smoke machine.

A Morris Marina?

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

InitialDave posted:

I often wondered what would happen if you asked Lucas to make a smoke machine.

They'd make a perfectly functional car.

Maybe this is where it's all gone wrong...

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

kastein posted:


Here is a horrible piece of chinesium getting what it deserves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPCAbsVvf0k

That german man was standing unnervingly close to an exploding car.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.
Didn't have time tonight to finish removing the head, got lots of stuff unbolted, just need to get a fuel line disconnect tool and a second pair of hands.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Just some random crap from reddit





fjelltorsk
Sep 2, 2011

I am having a BALL
To chime in on the "bulging tire" chat...

our bus garage sees about one seperation a month, due to our corporate policy of using rethreads from the lowest bidder, the lack of care from busdrivers to check tire condition and pressure before shift and utterly retarded "bus preppers" who calculates how much air a tire gets by the time it takes to grab a coffee and a smoke. The seperation varies from "bump" to "full on muffintop". It seems that tires in poor condition seem to have an increased chance of disforming when you lift the bus. One of my techs have a permanently hosed up wrist from trying to pop a tire by stabbing it many moons ago. After this incident the SOP have been mounting a sharpend rod on a fork extender for our forklift. I have no idea if that is the best way to do it, but it looks fun so i dont intervene. When the airbags for the suspension in a bus bursts when you are under it wrenching....gently caress that noise

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

I don't think you're going to be hearing any noise for awhile if you're near an airbag that's just popped. :v:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

some texas redneck posted:

I don't think you're going to be hearing any noise for awhile if you're near an airbag that's just popped. :v:

In Soviet Bus-sia, noise fucks you!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Wasabi the J posted:

In Soviet Bus-sia, noise fucks you!

http://youtu.be/drBLosdlils

Senior Funkenstien
Apr 16, 2003
Dinosaur Gum
Stupidity...

Senior Funkenstien fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Mar 4, 2015

Steamos
Jul 22, 2011
Just popped up on my Facebook:

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Steamos posted:

Just popped up on my Facebook:



"Piston damage?"
"I dunno, but I'm trying my best."

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

InitialDave posted:

I often wondered what would happen if you asked Lucas to make a smoke machine.

I thought the joke was that once Lucas built a vacuum cleaner, and it was their only product that didn't suck.

Superuser008
Feb 7, 2011

Raluek posted:

"Piston damage?"
"I dunno, but I'm trying my best."

Sometimes hard work pays off! :v:

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh
Mmm, tasty.



That makes every one of the shocks on this bilstein PSS kit blown.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

That looks like it spent ten years driving around in a sewer tunnel.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.
Here's the porn I promised. Piston broke, not sure why yet. There's a gouge in the cylinder wall, might be able to be bored out, but I won't know until I get it to a machine shop. Cylinder head doesn't look beat up, need to really clean it up to know. Exhaust valve on #3 is bent, though. Not sure how coolant got in the oil pan, won't know until I get the block and pistons out, as the head gasket was intact.

Crappy cell phone pics incoming, not sure why the focus is being useless.


Here's the ruined piston.


#3 is the bottom one, notice how the exhaust valve isn't quite flat.


No major work without bleeding, apparently.

The pushrods feel pristine, no mushrooming. I'll probably get all new kit, though.

If the block and head are salvageable, this bitch is getting stroked.

190,000 miles, not too bad, considering the way I drive.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
Do yourself a favor and get a known good block to build. I bet when you pull that hammerfucked piston out, you'll find the wristpin helpfully blasted a hole in one side of the cylinder wall.

If not that, the piston probably jammed sideways in the bore at one point and lifted the head enough to let coolant by the gasket.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.
I don't doubt that the block is probably hosed, I just can't see well enough in there to know how hosed. The amount of coolant that I pulled from the oil pan indicates that something is hosed up.

EightBit
Jan 7, 2006
I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.
I'm going to have to sawzall the bolts off of the downpipe/header joints. They are disintegrating and not holding anything together very well.

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009

Steamos posted:

Just popped up on my Facebook:



Are you friends with sperglordfirecock on facebook. Cause that sounds like him completely.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



SouthsideSaint posted:

Are you friends with sperglordfirecock on facebook. Cause that sounds like him completely.

Can't be, I see dirty hands and actual work being done, i.e. Removal of spark plug.

ElehemEare
May 20, 2001
I am an omnipotent penguin.

Bajaha posted:

Can't be, I see dirty hands and actual work being done, i.e. Removal of spark plug.

:master:

I read that entire thread in one sitting on Sunday. I am unashamed a masochist.

ElehemEare fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Mar 5, 2015

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I still can't believe he pm'd me as to whether he should buy the poo poo Corvair I posted.

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


SouthsideSaint posted:

Are you friends with sperglordfirecock on facebook. Cause that sounds like him completely.

Was that the guy with the Nissan who couldn't drive a manual? From the "A Series of Bad Decisions" thread?

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009

Professor Bling posted:

I still can't believe he pm'd me as to whether he should buy the poo poo Corvair I posted.

Buhahaha. you should have seen some of the cars he would pm me and ask me about.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

CroatianAlzheimers posted:

Was that the guy with the Nissan who couldn't drive a manual? From the "A Series of Bad Decisions" thread?
This sounds like a thread I'd like to read. Link please?

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Collateral Damage posted:

This sounds like a thread I'd like to read. Link please?

:nms::rice:Hold on to your butts.:rice::nms:

E: added comedy tags

Fender Anarchist fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Mar 6, 2015

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


I'm surprised he didn't get himself banned.

SuperDucky
May 13, 2007

by exmarx

Holy poo poo why did you do this to me. Can we get a trigger warning on that link please?

Malpenix Blonia
Nov 27, 2004


I just read that thread.

I know it made me dumber, but I sure feel smarter.

Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

IOwnCalculus posted:

Freaking out about whether calling something "a piece of poo poo made in China" is offensive, is the horrible thread failure of the day. What next, am I going to have to probate the next time someone calls an absurdly complex and fragile design "too German", or how American cars fall apart, or how Italian cars just catch fire?

I'd prefer if people would stop using this as a random chat thread honestly.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007



I cant stop watching the train inch towards the paraplegic laying on the tracks trying to roll out of the way.

E: All the while yelling "no put me down rear end in a top hat I cam do this on my own"

tater_salad fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Mar 6, 2015

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Bajaha posted:

And barring chinesium cheapest of the cheap tires, they're designed with a healthy safety margin.

A huge safety margin is also probably why a lot of people don't take warnings and max specs very seriously.

:firestone:

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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Booourns posted:

I'd prefer if people would stop using this as a random chat thread honestly.

Says the guy who hasn't posted a single picture in the entire 524 page thread

Be the change you wish to see on the forums

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