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Chadzok
Apr 25, 2002


Reminds me of giving presentations in Uni. Even if I had some good stuff it was probably undercut by my dramatic lack of charisma.

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Graic Gabtar
Dec 19, 2014

squat my posts

Fruity Gordo posted:

Aboriginal child removal rate was 4.9% in 2013, up from 1.1% in 2004. Non-Indigenous went from 0.3% to 0.6%. The Intervention continues. He was so, so sorry. :allears:

https://newmatilda.com/2014/11/20/removal-aboriginal-children-crisis-point-and-rising

If the rate was 0.6% for all the article would be about the criminal neglect that is abandoning aboriginal children to some horrible fate.

A no-win situation for any Government this issue.

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark

cpaf posted:

Isn't this just a love letter to the personality politics that has defaced Australian government over the last few decades? Who cares if he's a good person or whatever when he has already done more harm than he possibly could do good? Why does this thread readily (and correctly) permanently condemn politicians for mistakes and decisions and go misty-eyed over this loving idiot?

He's not perfect, but he's batting better than expected, and better than labour or the LNP (and hence better than the vast majority of the senate). That deserves some praise at least. The migration act thing was BS, but the guy was practically black mailed into it. Being forced into a 'save a few kids now or ...' is always going to be a hard call, particularly for someone with under 6 months in the job.

He may not be leftus christ incarnated, but he deserves some praise for not being absolute poo poo, and frankly that's as good as Aus politics gets at the moment.

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

cpaf posted:

Isn't this just a love letter to the personality politics that has defaced Australian government over the last few decades? Who cares if he's a good person or whatever when he has already done more harm than he possibly could do good? Why does this thread readily (and correctly) permanently condemn politicians for mistakes and decisions and go misty-eyed over this loving idiot?

The problem with personality politics is that no matter what their personal views are, MPs are typically bound to follow the party platform except in very special circumstances so it doesn't matter. I don't really think Ricky is a great example to illustrate this because he's obviously proven himself to be kind of incompetent as well, but I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with looking at the character of the person you are voting for if you choose to vote independent.

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
How is acknowledging that some effects of climate change may have economic benefits or be commercially exploitable a failing? If you read the report it should be apparent to you that the acknowledgement is in no way excusing our effect on climate change, and is made in the context of planning for the potential economic and environmental effects of climate change. It is literally a single explanatory sentence about what planning with regards to climate change could potentially involve, followed by information about climate change research initiatives. The policy direction urged by the report in the preceding sections is that more needs to be done to manage resources (air, water, land etc), protect heritage zones, incentivise reductions in emissions, manage waste etc. I mean the report is extremely barebones and doesn't go into anywhere near enough detail on the issues involved or on how this is going to be implemented (in both practical and legislative senses), making it virtually worthless, but if you single out that one sentence you are basically signalling that you didn't bother to read even what little information was provided.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Some of us are sick to death of the hypocrisy and intellectual dishonesty that comes with partisan politics. Ricky Muir is a breath of fresh air in that regard.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

cpaf posted:

Yeah absolutely and that's a tremendous glowing recommendation for him as a parliamentarian. He's completely incompetent and totally unreliable but boy does he spin a great yarn about his dad who did it real hard back when we lived in shoeboxes in the middle of the street.

It has been mentioned that he was told one thing by Morrison about the children in the detention camps, and the opposite actually happening. How was Muir to know that the children he thought he was freeing from overseas detention centres were going to be put into detention camps on the mainland?

How is his "incompetence" here flag him as being completely incompetent and totally unreliable in your eyes? Muir is still new to this, he is dealing with people who have lived and breathed politics all their lives. Of course as a political newbie he is going to stumble. But he has shown that he has learnt from his mistakes, which include the children in detention camps, and will make life hard for the Liberals and Nationals who thought he was a dumb bogan they could manipulate.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

And not in the same way as Clive Palmer is, as refreshing as having someone telling tony to kill himself to his face is.

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


Jumpingmanjim posted:

Some of us are sick to death of the hypocrisy and intellectual dishonesty that comes with partisan politics. Ricky Muir is a breath of fresh air in that regard.

This but unironically.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Endman posted:

This but unironically.

This but un-unironically.

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


Jumpingmanjim posted:

This but un-unironically.

:psyboom:

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]




It's a subtle prompt to elaborate.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Buck Turgidson posted:

I mean the report is extremely barebones and doesn't go into anywhere near enough detail on the issues involved or on how this is going to be implemented (in both practical and legislative senses), making it virtually worthless, but if you single out that one sentence you are basically signalling that you didn't bother to read even what little information was provided.
A report that took climate change seriously wouldn't have that sentence as the introduction.

Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug

SynthOrange posted:

And not in the same way as Clive Palmer is, as refreshing as having someone telling tony to kill himself to his face is.

Yeah. The rise of independents is an indisputably good thing for Australian politics if you have any interest in seeing an end to the two-party system we've currently got. Sometimes you get decent guys like Windsor and Oakshott, sometimes you get batshit crazy people like Lambie. The best that you can hope for is that they can present themselves - and by extension the idea of voting for third party or independent candidates - in a good enough way that voters don't turn off the idea completely, and Muir passes that test fairly safely.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
my breasts

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Avshalom posted:

my breasts

this but unironically.

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


Avshalom posted:

my breasts

Pretty tiny tbh

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Avshalom posted:

my breasts

Your breasts are a lot smaller than I recall

Mattjpwns
Dec 14, 2006

In joyful strains then let us sing
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FUCKED

Avshalom posted:

my breasts

:itwaspoo:

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


Hang on, this isn't the crew thread.

gently caress's sake, auspol.

Graic Gabtar
Dec 19, 2014

squat my posts

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Some of us are sick to death of the hypocrisy and intellectual dishonesty that comes with partisan politics. Ricky Muir is a breath of fresh air in that regard.

Until he states a position contrary to one of yours or others here I guess.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Endman posted:

Hang on, this isn't the crew thread.

gently caress's sake, auspol.

Don't cross the streams!

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


Anidav posted:

Don't cross the streams!

I swore I wouldn't come here.

Already I can feel the leftist hivemind seeping into my brain, it's filthy tendrils coaxing my synapses into the socialist groupthink.

Suddenly there's a soy latte in my hand.

The television is tuned to the ABC.

The Drum is broadcasting.

I feel the sudden urge to claw at Chris Berg's face.

It's too late for me.

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

Graic Gabtar posted:

Until he states a position contrary to one of yours or others here I guess.

I would unironically prefer this to some canned bullshit that's been run through focus groups and carefully peppered with the buzzwords of the day

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Endman posted:

I swore I wouldn't come here.

Already I can feel the leftist hivemind seeping into my brain, it's filthy tendrils coaxing my synapses into the socialist groupthink.

Suddenly there's a soy latte in my hand.

The television is tuned to the ABC.

The Drum is broadcasting.

I feel the sudden urge to claw at Chris Berg's face.

It's too late for me.
I get to walk through the ABC headquarters every day on my way to TAFE. :3:

markgreyam
Mar 10, 2008

Talk to the mittens.

tithin posted:

It's a subtle prompt to elaborate.

hooman posted:

Show me on the dead Koala where Labor touched you.

Do you care though? It's not like you're asking for an explanation to nuanced criticism.

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


Avshalom posted:

I get to walk through the ABC headquarters every day on my way to TAFE. :3:

Sweet! You you surreptitiously leave your resume in places.

markgreyam
Mar 10, 2008

Talk to the mittens.

Endman posted:

It's too late for me.

You could always drive into a tree.

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

Doctor Spaceman posted:

A report that took climate change seriously wouldn't have that sentence as the introduction.

Actually it is not the introduction to the section on climate change. Read the report. It's just a brief explanatory sentence in the research section demonstrating, albeit crudely, the need to actively investigate the effects of climate change and respond appropriately. Reading it in context and keeping in mind the very broad audience of the report, I am failing to see what is so offensive about it. If it were in a better report I doubt anyone would even notice it. The thing that should actually be leaping out at you is the lack of detail and very brief treatment of the issues.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Endman posted:

Sweet! You you surreptitiously leave your resume in places.
I think we've established that dropping off my resume, solicited or otherwise, doesn't do poo poo.

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
I might get to be an office temp at my partners work :wooper: MEANWHILE the part time job my partner begged and convinced the overworked marketing guy to discuss having created for my benefit which ended up becoming an unadvertised internship is now a part time job unadvertised that they will be bringing the intern in for.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Endman posted:

Sweet! You you surreptitiously leave your resume in places.

Your typo here made me read this as an auspol text adventure

quote:

> open mail
You read the letter. Congratulations! You are now a member of the ALP. There is a meeting tonight at 6pm. Would you like to attend the meeting?
> attend the meeting
You attend the ALP meeting. They are discussing what state assets to sell off to fund their death camps in the Simpson desert.
> revolutionise the ALP
I'm sorry, I didn't understand that. Did you mean leave the ALP or change from within?
> change from within
You spend your whole life attempting to reform the ALP from within. You don't necessarily change the big things, or many things, but you reckon you've made some pretty important subtle changes. For example, the letterhead on the death prison Notice of Passing wouldn't look nearly the same without you.
Game over. Final score: -759/100

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip
Here's the full climate research section from the report for those playing at home.

quote:

Governments must continue to plan for the potential economic and environmental effects of climate change. Some economic effects may be beneficial — where regions become warmer or wetter this may allow for increased agricultural output — while others may be harmful. For example, lower rainfall may reduce crop yields, or transport infrastructure (such as roads, ports and rail networks) may become more susceptible to damage from extreme weather events.

To inform and support action on this issue, the Government has committed $9 million over three years to re-fund the National Climate Change Adaptation Research Facility (NCCARF). NCCARF will provide decision-makers, including state and local governments, with advice and guidance on assessing and responding to the risks associated with climate change. Particular emphasis will be placed on responding to risk in Australia’s coastal zone.

Under the new NESP, more than $23 million over six years has also been allocated to an Earth Systems research hub to improve our understanding of how the climate system may change in the future.

This research hub will be led by the CSIRO, in partnership with the BOM and several Australian universities, and will build on the knowledge and expertise developed under the National Climate Change Science Programme.

I still think it's dumb as hell and it's totally meaningless. It reminds me of back in high school where you'd be presented with a concept and have to give both benefits and drawbacks to it except now you're an adult doing that for some reason.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Buck Turgidson posted:

The thing that should actually be leaping out at you is the lack of detail and very brief treatment of the issues.
That quote has attention because it's a dumb equivocating statement that shows how little they care about the issue. There's no other paragraph in there that captures it as much.

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip
"Climate change is a divisive issue. Many people have written papers and opinion pieces on it, with claims from both arguing for and against its existence. If it is indeed real, however, there are many facets to consider: on one hand, it may have benefits such as some land which was previously not farmable becoming so, while on the other all life may die."

by seagull age sixteen forty seven, environmental science intergenerational report

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

Your typo here made me read this as an auspol text adventure

I would play this.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
I hope Ricky Muir continues being a decent person and represents the motoring enthusiast community to the best of his ability.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Endman posted:

I would play this.

Wait am I the main character?

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Endman posted:

I would play this.

http://textadventures.co.uk/quest

Anybody got approximately 'all the' free time on account of being unemployed? chop chop

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

http://textadventures.co.uk/quest

Anybody got approximately 'all the' free time on account of being unemployed? chop chop
:dance:
Maaaaybe

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