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Liking the dog update. You now have a shop dog.
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My roommate got a text from his friend, Stripper Ashley, saying her truck was broken down about 2 minutes from my house: Her reverse gear decided it wanted to be lubricant instead, so her best course of action was obviously hard parking on a snowbank and getting stuck as her transmission ate itself. Drive still works (for the next couple miles at least) so we needed to get the truck into a through-space. ENTER COMACHO:   
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Mar 3, 2015 01:21
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Always help a stripper
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Mar 3, 2015 01:24
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Stripper Ashley has terrible taste in wheels.
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Mar 3, 2015 02:19
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Seat Safety Switch posted:Stripper Ashley has terrible taste in wheels. I expected them to be Lucite.
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Mar 3, 2015 02:23
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StormDrain posted:I expected them to be Lucite. I had to google that one, but that didn't make it any less hilarious. My roommate is apparently going to use my garage to replace the transmission on Stripper Ashley's truck. I obviously made fun of him for this, and he seems to be taking it well: 
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Mar 3, 2015 15:14
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Adiabatic posted:My roommate is apparently going to use my garage to replace the transmission on Stripper Ashley's truck. As the aforementioned roommate, can confirm that my alpha male status has been revoked. It's Mountain Dew and M'lady from here on out.
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Mar 4, 2015 02:51
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Seat Safety Switch posted:Stripper Ashley has terrible taste in wheels. The one stripper Ive hooked up with drives a dump truck for a living. for her dads large company
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Mar 4, 2015 03:02
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Preoptopus posted:The one stripper Ive hooked up with drives a dump truck for a living. So what she just strips for fun? (not that there's anything wrong with that, just sayin)
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Mar 4, 2015 04:11
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Fucknag posted:So what she just strips for fun? (not that there's anything wrong with that, just sayin) 2 grand in a weekend....
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Mar 4, 2015 04:17
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madhatter9374 posted:As the aforementioned roommate, can confirm that my alpha male status has been revoked. It's Mountain Dew and M'lady from here on out. I knew it was just a matter of time.
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Mar 4, 2015 04:37
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madhatter9374 posted:As the aforementioned roommate, can confirm that my alpha male status has been revoked. It's Mountain Dew and M'lady from here on out. We liked your cabinets.
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Mar 4, 2015 05:17
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madhatter9374 posted:As the aforementioned roommate, can confirm that my alpha male status has been revoked. It's Mountain Dew and M'lady from here on out. your cabinets and meat badger are excellent but I recommend troubleshooting your vehicles a bit more before digging in 
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Mar 4, 2015 06:04
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Preoptopus posted:The one stripper Ive hooked up with drives a dump truck for a living. So does she have a nice dumper?
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Mar 4, 2015 10:19
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kastein posted:I recommend troubleshooting your vehicles a bit more before digging in Yeah, that was turtlely idiotic of me, although I'm glad that the WJ has a rebuilt top end. Just waiting for things to fall apart around it now. Glad I live in the best arrangement for automotive unreliability.
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Mar 4, 2015 13:52
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Extreme preventative maintenance. Dude was dolphinitely meticulous with it and showed that 4.0 some love.
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Mar 4, 2015 14:43
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I can't stop laughing at the mental image of a stripper wearing a mini-skirt and high heels walking outside at 5 am after work and jumping into her Chevy Silverado 1500 4x4. Please tell me the truck has a gun rack or something.
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Mar 5, 2015 09:11
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Ripoff posted:I can't stop laughing at the mental image of a stripper wearing a mini-skirt and high heels walking outside at 5 am after work and jumping into her Chevy Silverado 1500 4x4. You know she's switched into sweatpants that say juicy and the reebox with the strap. Her hair is still blonde with black streaks in it, but it's in a huge ball on the top of her head.
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Mar 5, 2015 16:16
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StormDrain posted:You know she's switched into sweatpants that say juicy and the reebox with the strap. Her hair is still blonde with black streaks in it, but it's in a huge ball on the top of her head. That is surprisingly accurate 
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Mar 5, 2015 16:33
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StormDrain posted:You know she's switched into sweatpants that say juicy and the reebox with the strap. Her hair is still blonde with black streaks in it, but it's in a huge ball on the top of her head. This man is no stranger to the early morning end of shift stripper crowd.
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Mar 5, 2015 18:23
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Bajaha posted:This man is no stranger to the early morning end of shift stripper crowd. Oh God.. the way they look after a long assed shift. Make-up may have looked okay 12 hours before, but it's 6am now, and the sun has arisen and oh Jes- 
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Mar 6, 2015 05:35
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Heading down South this weekend with my dad to go pick up the wood tools. I'll post some more pictures in the daylight when we get down there, but it's a "Take everything you want" situation and we're driving that GMC pickup and towing his enclosed 12' motorcycle trailer. List of poo poo I know to be in there: 6' tall bandsaw from like 1950 6' tall drill press from like 1950 Table wood lathe... I think it may be hand crank or perhaps there's a small motor on it... Looks to be from about 1950 Table saw with joiner mounted to the side of it, both from around 1950 Arm saw, from like 1950 My dad also says there's a giant wood-stove in there, so I'll certainly have to check that out as well. I expect all of these wood tools to be heavy as gently caress and laughably over-engineered. My redneck cousin likes to steal poo poo for drug money so we're gonna go pick up all we can before he figures out how to gank all of them. Unfortunately, he's probably taken all of the cool hand tools already.
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Mar 6, 2015 14:41
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Bajaha posted:This man is no stranger to the early morning end of shift stripper crowd. Target in Glendale, CO. Denver goons know.
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Mar 6, 2015 18:07
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Adiabatic posted:was dolphinitely meticulous with it Strangest autocorrect error of the week award goes to...
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Mar 6, 2015 18:12
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meatpimp posted:Strangest autocorrect error of the week award goes to... For sharks.
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Mar 6, 2015 19:16
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meatpimp posted:Strangest autocorrect error of the week award goes to... Maybe he did it on porpoise
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Mar 6, 2015 21:12
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meatpimp posted:Strangest autocorrect error of the week award goes to... He's referring to Dolph Lundgren, clearly.
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Mar 6, 2015 22:18
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This weekend we went to grab the wood tools. Took Badger along for the ride. He was super excited:  For about ten minutes:  Took the big equipment out of this shed that was in the back:  Badger decided playing in the mud was more interesting:  Today we unloaded the truck, and it was basically a shitshow with the soft ground following the snow. Mistakes were made, trailers were abandoned out back, and a certain 2010 6L 2WD hybrid GMC Sierra was towed out of my backyard by a certain 1990 4L 2WD Comanche. My backyard now vaguely resembles something from Spintires:    The spoils were worth it, however: 
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Mar 9, 2015 02:25
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Breakdown of the spoils... Stand-alone grinder:  Band saw:  Arm saw:  Table saw with joiner:  Drill press:  Mini-Jormungandr:  Shop dog: 
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Mar 9, 2015 02:52
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Nice, I think my dad has the same radial arm saw. Just, his doesn't look like it was left outside in the woods for 20 years.
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Mar 9, 2015 06:40
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HAH I've been waiting for Amazon to ship this heater core for a month. They just canceled the order yesterday. Welp.
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Mar 12, 2015 19:30
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 This is how you work on wiring harnesses.
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Mar 20, 2015 14:42
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Whoops been neglecting this. I met a girl  Camacho pulled the trailer out of the (much less muddy) mud no problem this weekend. Girl's dog helped:  We cleaned the garage up because it was getting narsty. This weekend should see some cool projects. VVVVVV Her dog Bandit and my dog Badger look a lot alike and they're best buds
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Mar 24, 2015 14:05
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Girls with dogs are good ladies. And its a good looking dog, so, woo  Also goddamn I wish I lived down there. My mechanic skills are terrible, and I'd love to trade beer/food for knowledge hahah.
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Mar 24, 2015 14:27
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Her dog and my dog are like brothers. Whenever her dog comes over they play until it's time to leave or go to bed. Soft-mouthing, tackling, playing keep-away, playing tug-of-war, just running for no drat reason. So as luck would have it there's a Subaru coming Friday night, Saturday afternoon, and Sunday afternoon. Also have friends visiting from Michigan who are going to the Lotus gallery in Philly then coming down here Sunday night. They're Subaru people and hopefully my buddy is bringing his EJ207 swapped lesbian Forester. Camacho is getting a new water pump, thermostat, and heater core, because I feel like spoiling him and the girl wants to learn about cars
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Mar 26, 2015 14:47
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Another day, another Subaru: Anyone want to see what $1,000 worth of cat-back exhaust looks like?     poo poo's titanium. The entire thing weighed 11 lbs. He didn't tell me any of this until I started haphazardly tossing the pipes up there. The good thing about a dude putting $1,000 worth of pipe on his car is he gives you a dickload of beer to do it for him:  Badger doesn't like when cars are off the ground. He'll run circles around the lift for hours with a very worried look on his face. I couldn't even get a decent picture of him because he wouldn't stand still long enough:  Shop dog needs a tune.
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Mar 30, 2015 14:06
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Those titanium exhausts are hilarious. When they came out at my local shop I was like "I like the looks of that but the fake blued tip is too ricey for me, can I order it without the blued tip?" The answer is no. The rice is mandatory. One enterprising apprentice offered to take a grinder to my $1300 titanium exhaust to get rid of it. Now I drive a car worth less than that exhaust. Priorities??
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Mar 30, 2015 15:50
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Adiabatic posted:
I still see space for more beer.
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Mar 30, 2015 16:35
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The logic going through that dogs mind must be terrifying. "BIG THING FLY NOT NATURAL AHHHH"
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AcidRonin posted:The logic going through that dogs mind must be terrifying. Logic? Dogs mind? Ahaha ha ha, you what?
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