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She's supposed to glide, not actually fly, though most of the time writers treat it as interchangeable. Also, I hope everyone's reading her dialogue with the English accent she had in the motion comic version of the Bendis/Maleev run.
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Gaz-L posted:She's supposed to glide, not actually fly, though most of the time writers treat it as interchangeable. She has that in the Marvel Heroes game, too. So as far as I'm concerned it's canon.
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Rhyno posted:Yes, he definitely should have referenced a one page joke from a 20 year old incredibly overrated book. well it's certainly a good thing i was completely serious about it
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Jessica is riding a Buell Lightning. That's a pretty nice bike.
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a kitten posted:well it's certainly a good thing i was completely serious about it We could just ditch all future comics and replace them with reprints of JTHM.
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Mar 5, 2015 04:39
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Teenage Fansub posted:The last preview page of Bluewater's George Lucas biography comic, out today. soooo, is that comic a joke or something?
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cmykjester posted:soooo, is that comic a joke or something? No, the joke is Bluewater Productions.
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Mar 5, 2015 05:58
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InShaneee posted:No, the joke is Bluewater Productions.  He's so dreamy. 
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Mar 5, 2015 06:02
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How can you not love a company that made a comic about Obama's dog. I'll only ever read their comics in three page previews, but Bluewater's great. e: This is a comic you can buy:  ee: Can we just get a Bluewater thread? 
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Mar 5, 2015 06:13
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The Stephanie Meyer one is loving incredible.
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Mar 5, 2015 06:19
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The Lady Gaga one is amazing.
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Mar 5, 2015 06:46
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TheJoker138 posted:She has that in the Marvel Heroes game, too. So as far as I'm concerned it's canon. It was canon anyway. She's always been English as far as I know. edit: Just like Blade.
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Shameless posted:It was canon anyway. She's always been English as far as I know. I just assumed she was British because her name is Jessica Drew.
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Shameless posted:It was canon anyway. She's always been English as far as I know. The gently caress Blade was always british. Guy showed up talking like Shaft in Tomb of Dracula.
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Lurdiak posted:The gently caress Blade was always british. Guy showed up talking like Shaft in Tomb of Dracula. Yep, born and raised in London. Think he got in with some jazz guys though so that probably explains his Shaft-liness.
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Mar 5, 2015 16:38
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Lurdiak posted:The gently caress Blade was always british. Guy showed up talking like Shaft in Tomb of Dracula. Just as Doctor Strange will always sound like Doctor Orpheus to me, Blade will forever sound like Jefferson Twilight, Blacula Hunter.
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Shameless posted:Yep, born and raised in London. Think he got in with some jazz guys though so that probably explains his Shaft-liness. Blade is a weaboo, except with Shaft instead of anime.
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:Just as Doctor Strange will always sound like Doctor Orpheus to me, Blade will forever sound like Jefferson Twilight, Blacula Hunter. Doctor Voodoo is Dana Snyder then?
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Naw, he sounds like Chris Metzen doing his rascist warcraft troll voice.
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Vincent posted:Doctor Voodoo is Dana Snyder then? No, Doctor Druid is.
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SynthOrange posted:Doesnt she fly? Why's she need a bike? Of course she can't fly you idiot: she's Spider-Woman so she glides and shoots lightning from her hands. "I consider myself bisexual" AKA: I've never tried but I bet I'd be great at it.
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Kinda spoilery image from volume 5 of More Than Meets The Eye (which is great and people should grab it from humble bundle asap) Tailgate got told he's sick and wants to talk to his buddy Cyclonus about it. Cyclonus has some fantastic life advice for his roommate. http://i.imgur.com/An6YgU1.jpg
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Duke Igthorn posted:
There are photos of her doing stuff with Lady Starlight from before she blew up that make your argument here invalid.
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Duke Igthorn posted:Of course she can't fly you idiot: she's Spider-Woman so she glides and shoots lightning from her hands. These panels have been posted before, and I still have no idea what's going on. Is the pudgy guy making out with apparently-Lada-Gaga-I-guess?, then pushing her off the balcony and grafting his head onto her body?
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Evil Mastermind posted:These panels have been posted before, and I still have no idea what's going on. Is the pudgy guy making out with apparently-Lada-Gaga-I-guess?, then pushing her off the balcony and grafting his head onto her body? The comic itself (I bought it after seeing the insane panels posted here because I had to know) is told from the perspective of the fat guy, who's insane and obsessed with her. All three panels are from the Paparazzi video, where in the first two he's inserted himself as her boyfriend in it (who does throw her off a balcony) and in the third one he's become her. Because he's meant to be insane.
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InShaneee posted:No, the joke is Bluewater Productions. Holy poo poo! Charlie McCarthy!
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TheJoker138 posted:The comic itself (I bought it after seeing the insane panels posted here because I had to know) is told from the perspective of the fat guy, who's insane and obsessed with her. All three panels are from the Paparazzi video, where in the first two he's inserted himself as her boyfriend in it (who does throw her off a balcony) and in the third one he's become her. Because he's meant to be insane.  I'm honestly impressed they figured out a way to trump the bizarre decision to have Dracula narrate their Stephanie Meyer comic and imply that somehow Twilight was furthering his vampiric agenda.
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SomeMathGuy posted:
Bluewater Comics: The Company Still Fueled Entirely By Cocaine!
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I would never in a million years have guessed that one comic is supposed to portray Kylie Minoque. Were a neck and face full of bruises part of her tomboy pretty features too?
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Ensign_Ricky posted:"I hate water. It's cold and gets into everything." That's why the hero was from a planet without water.
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SynthOrange posted:
I've been testing out various tunes for Whirl to be singing along to. When I figure out which one is funniest, I'll get back to you.
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I'm partial to trying to fit it to one of the opening themes for the tv shows.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I'm partial to trying to fit it to one of the opening themes for the tv shows. I dunno. Doesn't fit the G1 theme meter at any convenient point. Based on Whirl's line "I want my hands back" in MTMTE issue... 10?, I sometimes imagine him with the Robot Devil's voice (that is, when he isn't Bender), so maybe from the big finale song from Futurama?
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DoctorWhat posted:I've been testing out various tunes for Whirl to be singing along to. In my head, it sounds like it fits the opening line of Pharrell's Happy.
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From wolverines 5, I'm pretty sure Sinister made this thing just for the pun: It has a thor tongue.
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Promo art/cover for Starfire's solo series.
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The MSJ posted:Promo art/cover for Starfire's solo series. Whoa whoa whoa, who made the decision to actually put clothes on her?
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