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Cricket
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Blackface in crowd 129 55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings 104 44.64%
Total: 233 votes
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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Well paced chase by the bangers. Good work everyone.

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Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Lol England are going to need about 400 to defend at Radelaide

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

How often do they award man of the match to someone on the losing team?

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Hardly ever

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete

Varkk posted:

How often do they award man of the match to someone on the losing team?
The thinking normally goes 'Who made a hundred? Award them MOTM'

gabensraum
Sep 16, 2003


LOAD "NICE!",8,1
Here's a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qimzqEmPtrg

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

If there's a match at Perth why can't they schedule a match somewhere else earlier, it would finish by the time the other one started. loving hell what a long drawn out affair.

EMC
Aug 17, 2004

I'm shocked there is a match on today at all, the lads are due for a rest day by now surely?

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

EMC posted:

I'm shocked there is a match on today at all, the lads are due for a rest day by now surely?

no the answer is to clearly cut a bunch of teams out of the tournament that have been playing reasonable matches against each other instead and completely annihilate the level of international exposure those teams get

then England can have a few more days off to come up with a fresh strategy for how to be poo poo.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Butt Wizard posted:

no the answer is to clearly cut a bunch of teams out of the tournament that have been playing reasonable matches against each other instead and completely annihilate the level of international exposure those teams get

then England can have a few more days off to come up with a fresh strategy for how to be poo poo.

And then somehow make the tournament last even longer with fewer teams :psyduck:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Apparently it's all organised based on how long it takes for the TV people to break down, move and set up their gear.

auzdark
Aug 29, 2005

Mercy is the cry of the soul that stirred,
Mercy is the cry and it's never heard.

goatface posted:

Apparently it's all organised based on how long it takes for the TV people to break down, move and set up their gear.

If this is the case - I can only imagine how much they're cheaping out - You'd think it'd be cheaper to have maybe a WA/SA team, VIC/NSW team and QLD/NZ team to run with this? A lot of equipment is already located in the areas...

I can only imagine the bullshit that must go into every other sporting Cup.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's all lowest bidder.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

goatface posted:

Apparently it's all organised based on how long it takes for the TV people to break down, move and set up their gear.

Sounds like bullshit to me. If it were true the next world cup would be scheduled much tighter because there's nowhere near as much travelling involved in England.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Lionel Richie posted:

Why don't you want England to go through

Scared of potential opponents in the all important knock-out stages imo

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I think it was said by one of the commentators, but I can't remember who.

Maybe it was a badly delivered joke and I was half asleep.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

goatface posted:

It's all lowest bidder.

It's all imported labour from the 3rd world - local crews were too expensive so they've brought the equivalent of sweatshop scabs.

The TV footage of this tournament sucks - the crews are not even familiar with the grounds and really aren't up to the standards of the local workers.

Another reason why ICC = cunts

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

dusty posted:

It's all imported labour from the 3rd world - local crews were too expensive so they've brought the equivalent of sweatshop scabs.

The TV footage of this tournament sucks - the crews are not even familiar with the grounds and really aren't up to the standards of the local workers.

Another reason why ICC = cunts

Just have the tournament take place in the UAE. Problem solved :smug:

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
nah just have every world cup in India; and every game be India-Pakistan

Apparently Ireland are in talks with Pakistan on a proper away tour which would be interesting and good for both countries in no one got killed - Pakistan would actually have a home series for the first time in ten years and Ireland would get a load of games against a decent team. They'd probably be pretty competitive as well: the last time they played was a 2 ODI series before the Champions Trophy and Ireland only just lost one game and the other one was tied. I doubt it will happen: its been on the books for years but nothing has ever came of it.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

dusty posted:

The TV footage of this tournament sucks - the crews are not even familiar with the grounds and really aren't up to the standards of the local workers.

Holy poo poo this, in the Sri Lanka series we got some amazing drone footage and long distance scenic shots and areas around the stadium during the matches. You know, the sort of tourism exposure that a place like NZ wants out of hosting a major event.

In the CWC we've been treated to a poo poo tonne of ground level footage that's tight on players to add a coliseum edge to things and more cuts to different shots than my brain has at time been able to handle. Seriously there are so many changes between cameras sometimes that I can barely watch. What makes it even more annoying is that it happens during lulled relaxed periods of the game so it's really obvious that the the production is balls. Don't get me started on the garrish 4:3 graphics.

We film a lot of sport throughout the year in NZ. We make the best broadcast rugby in the world - when the All Blacks play overseas it really hammers home how good we've become at TV sport. Our cricket is pretty good too. Why the ICC thought that turfing it out to a foreign broadcaster would result in a comparable product I have no idea.

(I do have an idea, they're shitheels).

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

IceAgeComing posted:

nah just have every world cup in India; and every game be India-Pakistan

Apparently Ireland are in talks with Pakistan on a proper away tour which would be interesting and good for both countries in no one got killed - Pakistan would actually have a home series for the first time in ten years and Ireland would get a load of games against a decent team. They'd probably be pretty competitive as well: the last time they played was a 2 ODI series before the Champions Trophy and Ireland only just lost one game and the other one was tied. I doubt it will happen: its been on the books for years but nothing has ever came of it.

So they're going to put the safety of their players at risk just so they can play some cricket? That's awful.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

Yeah, that isn't interesting or good, it's bad. Unfortunately no one should be going to Pakistan in the foreseeable.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
I'd imagine that before they did anything they'd actually make sure that things were safe there: which they probably aren't. This might be something planning for a few years in the future and things could change.

I got confused: it was the Dutch talking about going there earlier, it seems to be the head of Cricket Ireland saying something that they'd like to do at some point in the future.

Noxin of Shame
Jul 25, 2005

:allears: Our Dan :allears:
Ah, the cameramen are South African. That explains the creepy slow zoom shots of school girls during the Scotland - Bangladesh game.

On a completely different note; A Pakistani kid wrote an open letter to Martin Crowe, and it's lovely:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11412276

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Cricket on telly should have everything going for it visually - technical experts, loving awesome gear and way too much air time = inspired awesomeness.

Dunno about you guys but I'd willingly murder for the host broadcasters to take over somehow - even with the same "talent" commentating

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

Butt Wizard posted:

Why the ICC thought that turfing it out to a foreign broadcaster would result in a comparable product I have no idea.

They don't turf it out, they sell it, and they don't give a poo poo about if it's a comparable product. If anything they're more happy because it's Star Sports so it's a familiar setup for Indian viewers, which is all that really matters.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Noxin of Shame posted:

Ah, the cameramen are South African.

Do you have a source?

I thought they'd be comically evil and use Malay slaves out of Dubai or something.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

dusty posted:

Cricket on telly should have everything going for it visually - technical experts, loving awesome gear and way too much air time = inspired awesomeness.

Dunno about you guys but I'd willingly murder for the host broadcasters to take over somehow - even with the same "talent" commentating

I'm guessing a lot of that capacity is now going to be taken up with Super Rugby and the NRL, as well as the existing 'Nix and Breakers commitments.

gabensraum
Sep 16, 2003


LOAD "NICE!",8,1
Yeah someone posted this earlier in the thread about the imported labour.
http://workinglife.org.au/2015/02/13/why-the-world-cup-is-just-not-cricket/

(Working Life is published by the Australian Council of Trade Unions)

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

slow golf clap - literally illegal for anyone else to pay so little
200 crew from South Africa, India and Malaysia, $156AUD for a 10 to 12 hour day

Noxin of Shame
Jul 25, 2005

:allears: Our Dan :allears:

dusty posted:

Do you have a source?

I thought they'd be comically evil and use Malay slaves out of Dubai or something.

http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/kiwis-replaced-foreign-contractors-world-cup-6230638

"ONE News got hold of a copy of the call sheet handed out to those Kiwi workers who have scored jobs and it is littered with the names of South African and Indian workers."

Admittedly, that could just mean that they're all from the North Shore.

EMC
Aug 17, 2004

dusty posted:

slow golf clap - literally illegal for anyone else to pay so little
200 crew from South Africa, India and Malaysia, $156AUD for a 10 to 12 hour day

Yeah but you get to creepily perve on people in the crowd? Surely that kind of fringe benefit is priceless

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.
They're Irish, they should be used to things blowing up around them.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I'm suffering from cricket withdrawal. Four hours until the next match? :f5:

EMC
Aug 17, 2004

I just hope the we give a gently caress Windies show up instead of the couldn't give less of a gently caress version

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

The Deadly Hume posted:

They're Irish, they should be used to things blowing up around them.

They should play the game on neutral ground. I suggest Israel.

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete

EMC posted:

I just hope the we give a gently caress Windies show up instead of the couldn't give less of a gently caress version

They need a lot to go right but the Windies could give India a run if they bowl well.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

I want the West Indies to lose just to keep that pool tight.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

I want India to lose every game they play because of the BCCI.

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Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

Shmoses posted:

They need a lot to go right but the Windies could give India a run if they bowl well.

The Windies are the team which everyone scores batting records against, their bowling attack is not the most threatening.

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