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i wouldn't have to try very hard to masturbate myself to completion with only that post to work with
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This is the best kind of porn. Burgporn.
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well let's do some more      
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oh god too much burg 
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I'M COMING UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Wanna bury my face in all that meat.
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I love you guys.
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best thread in sa history
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse - 2 cheese patties and 2 "Option"s (deep fried portabello mushroom stuffed with cheese) with grilled cheese buns. Extra delicious but I had to take off one of the Options to fit the thing in my mouth from The Burger's Priest in Toronto, off their secret menu. Also all the employees neighed like horses when I ordered it
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as long as portabellas are a choice i will not choose anything else
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cams posted:you know why this one is so perfect? everything involved from the bun, the burgers, the cheese, looks super inexpensive. given some real love and care, i could prepare it myself. it's the american dream in burger form, except not bullshit.  the rest are ok looking but this one here is the one true burg
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I just can't handle the 2+ patty pics. It just looks gross. I imagine my jaw scissoring through 2 (or more) thick patties. That's all juices and ground meat without any other texture. That's just brown protein and leaky fat. It's too much for me. It triggers me. It's gotta be one hell of a nice patty and the toppings which contrast the burg in some way (for example, I equally don't like a burger that is bun-patty-onion rings-bun). You've got to do MORE for me, goddammit.) Some men are tit guys, some men are bun guys, some men are rear end guys, some men are patty guys. I'm a produce guy. And I can live with that. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Mar 6, 2015 |
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FormaldehydeSon posted:The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse - 2 cheese patties and 2 "Option"s (deep fried portabello mushroom stuffed with cheese) with grilled cheese buns. Extra delicious but I had to take off one of the Options to fit the thing in my mouth You're not even really 'eating' this though. You're subjecting yourself to some kind of retarded social experiment that no one knows or cares about.
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Oh I didn't realize that the burger place you referenced was ironically based on religion. I wasn't ready for that level of irony, and now I look the fool.
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Big Beef City posted:I just can't handle the 2+ patty pics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAwcj6d8XTQ
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i got mcdonalds today i seriously dont recommend it fries are great as always but wow, either i used to have way lower standards or the burgs i had today were basically pre-digested garbage actually both might be true. learn from my mistakes, dont waste the 3 dollars
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gently caress me. This has been the best page yet in this thread. Have any of you fine discerning folks ever enjoyed a venison burger? Liberally splashed with red? And beer.
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Venison is loving  in my book
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i had an elk burger once at a wild game resturant, good
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hm, never done a venison burg but the restaurant i cook at does wild game chili and venison is one of the meats we use. i like it for chili b/c the meat stays together in larger chunks, and personally i like that better than splitting into little bits when browning i.e. beef or pork. im not sure how id feel with it as a burg patty cause its so lean tho.
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:are you burgin for this burg?  Who the gently caress marketed this. You are supposed to show hearty slices of salami which don't appear anywhere in the product, you aren't supposed to show the actual micropenis rods that are smaller than a tiny leaf.
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Now I want wild game meats. Thanks guys. I might have some elk in freezer, but now I have to dig for it.
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Putty posted:wild game is really good Here's what I'm going to ask for any first time game-burglers. Burgs made of beef are somewhere between 15-20+% fat by grind. When you use game, you're lucky to get 2 to 5 %. So don't bitch that your burg is dry. Bitch that some idiot doesn't know how to mix pork fatback into the grinder like any other lean meat.
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Big Beef City posted:I just can't handle the 2+ patty pics. dont troll the burg thread
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Big Beef City posted:Here's what I'm going to ask for any first time game-burglers. This. I always add some kind of fat to my ground meats I'm using for patties of any kind. Also. Get a meat grinder my burg loving friends.
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Tyson Tomko posted:
We've found it. Close the thread. This is the greatest burger man will ever enjoy.
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Just ate a big rear end burrito for dinner. I realized that they are just three dimensional fully enclosed burgers basically. Burgers are intertwined with every facet of existence.
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Chinatown posted:Just ate a big rear end burrito for dinner. I realized that they are just three dimensional fully enclosed burgers basically. Burgers are intertwined with every facet of existence. burritos are the top food delivery service, i will hear no argument 1. you can put WHATEVER YOU WANT in a tortilla 2. it is unmatched in its handheld portability 3. burritos are possibly the best food to have delivered 4. if you live in a city of any quality you can get a quality burrito that is at least 1.75 times as large as a comparable burg for the same price im sorry to poo poo on burgs in the burg thread, but burritos truly are the tops.
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shiksa posted:burritos are the top food delivery service, i will hear no argument i disagree for this reason: 1. cheeseburgers are better than burritos
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IMHO burritos are the optimal edible food delivery device. However the presentation is plain and boring. And completely hides the ingredients of the burrito. A definite negative. Burgers, when presented well, are composed and refined aesthetically. Enticing the eater further.
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Burritos are the Schrodinger's cat of food. What's inside? Who knows? It could be nothing and everything all at once. It could be the best or it could be the worst ever, you'll never know until you bite into it and seal your fate. Burgs are in plain view. Burgs are the Einsteinian interpretation.
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heres the thing tho you look at a burg, piled high and mighty with its toppings, and you say to yourself "my god what a majestic burg jesus is truly lord" and then you try and chomp down on that mother. PROBLEM it is too large! see, here is the benefit of a burrito while it may hide ingredients, at no point is it too large to take a bite an honest food, a noble food
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this thread needs a trigger warning for vegetarians
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Counterpoint  I ate a bay-be!
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ThePriceIsRight posted:this thread needs a trigger warning for vegetarians let em trigger
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