|
Huntersoninski posted:Yeah the only time you want to touch a stranger's kid is if you're stopping them from wandering into traffic or something. And you don't lock them against your body for several minutes afterward cooing and shushing them to like, ease the pain of the trauma or something
|
# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:07 |
|
|
# ? May 26, 2024 23:00 |
|
Yeah, never touch a stranger's kid. Let the stranger's kid touch YOU
|
# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:16 |
|
Guys, it didn't happen. It's just some idiotic dude who wanted to give himself some mad props on helping a child and being MKSTAKEN for a child molester. Stop reading the story like he wants to gently caress little boys.
|
# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:20 |
|
Huntersoninski posted:Yeah the only time you want to touch a stranger's kid is if you're stopping them from wandering into traffic or something. What if they see a scary scene in Star Trek and you want to calm them?
|
# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:20 |
|
Non Serviam posted:Guys, it didn't happen. It's just some idiotic dude who wanted to give himself some mad props on helping a child and being MKSTAKEN for a child molester. Stop reading the story like he wants to gently caress little boys. We know. We're pedantically listing all the reasons why it would be a stupid thing to lie about anyway. Why do we do this? Because This is PYF, and this is the stdh thread. Also it was clearly a young girl in the story
|
# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:27 |
|
Some random pedo posted:Today at McDonalds a beautiful little girl I was admiring fell down scraping her knee, so I rushed in to make sure she didn't damage her hymen. Before I could pull off her little underoos the mother came rushing in screaming at me, what the gently caress??? It sure sucks being male! edit: I also find it funny we're all creeped out by the stdh story. I guess the real creepy factor is the guy either lied and just came up with this story thinking it was good and would paint him as the real victim, or it did happen and he's even creepier. KiddieGrinder has a new favorite as of 19:39 on Mar 5, 2015 |
# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:37 |
|
sweeperbravo posted:We know. We're pedantically listing all the reasons why it would be a stupid thing to lie about anyway. Why do we do this? Because This is PYF, and this is the stdh thread. Sorry. There's no indication he wants to gently caress little girls either. He just has no understanding of social cues and wanted to be a fish filet hero.
|
# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:48 |
|
Those "men are oppressed!" STDHs are the best. Wasn't there one about a guy putting hot sauce in his used condom before he threw it away? Classic.
|
# ? Mar 5, 2015 20:08 |
|
Pidmon posted:I didn't know that printer ink cost 100 dollars for a piece of paper, but according to Tumblr it does: Hey, printing out all those artifacts directly onto the paper costs about $100 in ink.
|
# ? Mar 5, 2015 20:10 |
|
Stan Taylor posted:Those "men are oppressed!" STDHs are the best. Wasn't there one about a guy putting hot sauce in his used condom before he threw it away? Classic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6bcs8ln_9Q probably the best depiction of MRAs I've seen "Men have had a very rough go of it for... just recently"
|
# ? Mar 5, 2015 20:30 |
|
Big Grunty Secret posted:Yeah, never touch a stranger's kid. If you do this, it's legally entrapment on the fault of the kid, so you're pretty much golden
|
# ? Mar 5, 2015 22:09 |
|
Zaphod42 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6bcs8ln_9Q probably the best depiction of MRAs I've seen Holy poo poo, that was hilarious.
|
# ? Mar 5, 2015 22:22 |
|
Stan Taylor posted:Those "men are oppressed!" STDHs are the best. Wasn't there one about a guy putting hot sauce in his used condom before he threw it away? Classic. Google led me to some beautiful MRA stories, including this: quote:My gf and I are both 21 and have been dating for 5 months. Early in the relationship she talked a lot about having children, and I said I was NOT comfortable with that under ANY circumstances. We are both in college and it would be a terrible idea for obvious reasons.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 00:27 |
|
Everyone knows that a good gut-punching will convince a woman that you are the one to father her child.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 05:31 |
|
Stroop There It Is posted:Everyone knows that a good gut-punching will convince a woman that you are the one to father her child. Are you suggesting females are rational? Please, just the thought of pumping out crotchspawn puts them into a cum crazed frenzy! They are simple creatures with simple emotions, you see? (I still don't get how you can be lovely and dumb enough to believe that crap.)
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 08:00 |
|
hyperhazard posted:Google led me to some beautiful MRA stories, including this: I can totally see that happening though the part about him punching a woman in the gut
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 15:22 |
|
These guys are so loving odd to be fantasizing about women spermjacking them, and having to beat them to prevent it. Wouldn't you just break up with someone if you knew they had stopped taking birth control? I like that the guy thinks that a girl stealing a condom means she will for sure get pregnant with his baby. His sperm is just THAT potent.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:06 |
|
hyperhazard posted:Google led me to some beautiful MRA stories, including this: To be fair, if you Google that post, you see this was a dude just trolling Reddit: quote:I'm talking specifically about the ridiculous scenario I posted in mensrights last year, which you keep saying you haven't read. quote:
quote:We were talking about a fake post I made on mensrights about a girlfriend who took a used condom from the garbage and made a hormonal-charged run for the door. quote:That's because it's fake. Sperm jacking isn't a real thing. The more scary-than-funny part is that apparently most people not only believed him, but sympathized and tried to help him. (Not help as in "stop being an rear end in a top hat and maybe get some loving therapy, psycho" but as in advice like "here's how you should lie to the police and by the way she deserved to be punched.")
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:20 |
|
Reassuring and frightening at the same time.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:40 |
|
Yeah that dude went from 'idiot MRA shill' to 'kinda cool dude' in that post ibntumart.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:44 |
|
quote:MRAs put hot sauce in used condoms because they think sperm jacking is an epidemic.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:49 |
|
Every time I read a bunch of MRA poo poo, I find myself hoping that there's a God and its a woman.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:55 |
|
I'm sad that MRAHate.txt had most of its tweets deleted because they had the best dumb nerd stuff. My favorite was Bone Law, where a woman will never have sex with you if your wrists aren't a certain diameter and it's impossible to get a date if you're a man under 6'2".
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 17:06 |
|
Das Boo posted:Every time I read a bunch of MRA poo poo, I find myself hoping that there's a God and its a woman. God having a gender means there's more than one little-g gods and no big-G God, as well as reproduction of gods. Which would be pretty weird but I guess the Greeks loved that poo poo. God singular having a gender makes no drat sense male or female. Not that its really here nor there.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 17:34 |
|
ThatPazuzu posted:it's impossible to get a date if you're a man under 6'2". That's incredible. I'd like to see them try to explain Dennis Kucinich. Couldn't be that I am a repellent little hobgoblin with the charm and personality of week-old dog poo poo, no sir, it must be that there's a vast gynocratic conspiracy against my bone structure. Ain't just a river in Egypt no more, I suppose.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 17:40 |
|
Bertrand Hustle posted:That's incredible. I'd like to see them try to explain Dennis Kucinich. (I know what you meant but the image made me laugh) The sad thing is that even though their rabid hypocrisy has been pointed out to them, the MRAs are just going to double down on their positions and conclude that the SDTH poster is either a woman trying to discredit them because misandry or a man brainwashed by feminazis.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 17:52 |
|
I really wanted Dennis Kucinich to get the democratic nomination, if only because we would then have the smoking hottest first lady of all time. Plus if a guy like that can get a woman like that, he knows something. He had some good ideas about government too. Too bad the media hated him and wouldn't even let him show up to debates. Stroop There It Is posted:The sad thing is that even though their rabid hypocrisy has been pointed out to them, the MRAs are just going to double down on their positions and conclude that the SDTH poster is either a woman trying to discredit them because misandry or a man brainwashed by feminazis. Yeah, absolutely. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cognitive_biases plenty of ways to go on believing in your MRA bullshit even when faced with how stupid you are.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 17:55 |
|
The funniest part to me is how they assume spermjacking women would go after them instead of aiming a little higher. Yes, they want to be tied forever to the basement dwelling guy with no assets, a lovely income, and a repellant personality.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 17:58 |
|
Leon Einstein posted:The funniest part to me is how they assume spermjacking women would go after them instead of aiming a little higher. Yes, they want to be tied forever to the basement dwelling guy with no assets, a lovely income, and a repellant personality. Yeah if you were an NBA player or a celebrity or something I might actually believe the spermjacking. But some random neckbeard?
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:09 |
|
Leon Einstein posted:The funniest part to me is how they assume spermjacking women would go after them instead of aiming a little higher. Yes, they want to be tied forever to the basement dwelling guy with no assets, a lovely income, and a repellant personality. I did a little light research (I really hope my employer doesn't check my searches), and here is a quick source of sperm bank prices: http://itsconceivablenow.com/2011/06/02/sperm-bank-fees/ Couple hundred bucks for a guy who's free and clear of all diseases, has been vetted for genetic complications, looks, stature, intelligence, etc. but yet YOUR sperm is SO sought-after that a girl is willing to take a gut shot for it. Sure, Jan. Edit: yes, I'm aware that the premise of these STDHs is that they want an 18-year payout, but as Leon pointed out, it's just as easy to spermjack a rich guy, so why not aim a little higher?
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:11 |
|
Zaphod42 posted:God having a gender means there's more than one little-g gods and no big-G God, as well as reproduction of gods. Which would be pretty weird but I guess the Greeks loved that poo poo. Good, because I'm not actually hoping this.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:28 |
|
The "hot sauce in condom" is funny to me because I can't imagine an MRA actually having sex. The sex depriving and woman hating seem irrevocably interlinked.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:39 |
|
davidspackage posted:The "hot sauce in condom" is funny to me because I can't imagine an MRA actually having sex. The sex depriving and woman hating seem irrevocably interlinked. I can, however, imagine an MRA carrying around hot sauce with them wherever they go.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:42 |
|
davidspackage posted:The "hot sauce in condom" is funny to me because I can't imagine an MRA actually having sex. That's okay, they're doing the imagining on their own.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:44 |
|
The men afraid of spermjacking are the same kinds of men who run out of elevators when a woman gets in, because they think they'll be accused of sexual assault if they're alone with a woman for any amount of time.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:50 |
|
WickedHate posted:The men afraid of spermjacking are the same kinds of men who run out of elevators when a woman gets in, because they think they'll be accused of sexual assault if they're alone with a woman for any amount of time. Or steal their precious sperm.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:16 |
|
That's why the truly prepared among the MRA wear chastity devices that double as Sriracha sauce dispensers. Checkmate, would-be spermjackers.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:46 |
|
If I was cripplingly afraid of 50% of the world harvesting my sperm for evil purposes, I'd get a vasectomy. But that's the logic of an emotionally crazed, misandrist female for ya.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 20:49 |
|
Zaphod42 posted:God having a gender means there's more than one little-g gods and no big-G God, as well as reproduction of gods. Which would be pretty weird but I guess the Greeks loved that poo poo. Man that was just the Classical Era version of the Maury Show that people were telling each other to entertain themselves, "My wife had sex with a swan and now I want out!" And then some genius was like "oh poo poo I could make bank off of this if I turned it into a religion!"
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:07 |
|
|
# ? May 26, 2024 23:00 |
|
quote:Bad news bears, guys.
|
# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:15 |