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Lancelot
May 23, 2006

Fun Shoe

gnarlyhotep posted:

FYI all politicians serve the rich, so it really doesn't matter
your understanding of the intricacies of American politics is truly breathtaking

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Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Who could've ever imagined handing the keys of your party over to octogenarian Revolutionary war cosplayers, AM radio fans and the grifters who fleece them would turn out like this!?!

You mean like how they now have a 47% chance at controlling all 3 branches of government, removing the filibuster, and ramming through whatever they want for 2 years straight?

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

katlington posted:

He looks like grandpa munster.

Grandpa Munster was a happy man. Ted is a sad soul.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

skaboomizzy posted:

As always, pro-wrestling has the answer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p5UUhAVxkQ

The mental image of Luke Harper reacting to Ted Cruz has brought a smile to my morning, thank you goon sir.

Dr. Tough
Oct 22, 2007

The article says that he received a "seven-figure deal" for the book, but aren't senators capped at the amount of money they can make in outside business ventures? I remember reading it was something like up to 15% of their salary.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

skaboomizzy posted:

As always, pro-wrestling has the answer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p5UUhAVxkQ

I know this is Luke's titantron without even clicking. :allears:

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Pohl posted:

Grandpa Munster was a happy man. Ted is a sad soul.

Since I've never heard Ted Cruz speaking, I always imagine that he sounds like HIM from The Powerpuff Girls or the leader of the Blue Meanies. Such maudlin, whiny hamminess seems appropriate coming out of his face, somehow:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2uCNd1AVJo

SatansOnion fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Mar 6, 2015

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

AsInHowe posted:

Uh, wasn't it also that he'd let the prostitutes listen in on confidential phone calls with the president and other high-level staffers? Potentially letting random escorts hear classified intelligence to impress them?

Who doesn't trade information for sex in DC? Hell, even Petraeus does it.

SatansOnion posted:

Since I've never heard Ted Cruz speaking, I always imagine that he sounds like HIM from The Powerpuff Girls or the leader of the Blue Meanies. That maudlin whiny hamminess seems appropriate coming out of his face, somehow

Cruz is more a MojoJojo-esque speaker

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

SatansOnion posted:

Since I've never heard Ted Cruz speaking, I always imagine that he sounds like HIM from The Powerpuff Girls or the leader of the Blue Meanies. That maudlin whiny hamminess seems appropriate coming out of his face, somehow

Cruz does a great Churchill impression.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
See this article:

http://m.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/03/a-hillary-clinton-email-the-state-department-couldnt-find/387022/

For a clear case why Clinton should be held in contempt of Congress and prosecuted for her email kerfluffle

quote:

This is exactly why Clinton's behavior was unacceptable: it enabled her to conceal at least some official correspondence that the press and the public had a right to see, or at least to have acknowledged with an explanation, challengeable in court, of why the correspondence was exempt from the Freedom of Information Act.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Supporters of Rick Perry have launched the Opportunity and Freedom PAC.

OAF PAC.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
They would seem less desperate and maybe do more damage if they found an instance where she didn't tip compared to this email nonsense.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The RNC is setting up its Star Chamber to determine which debate moderators are sufficiently conservative.

quote:

A potentially tricky situation for the RNC will be evaluating which news outlets and personalities qualify as "conservative."

Spicer said that determination is ultimately up to the RNC. He would not elaborate on how that decision is made.

"Ultimately the goal is to have people who are representing and reporting on the issues that grassroots conservative and activists care," said Spicer.

A source at the RNC said, however, that the committee is making a deliberate effort not to include more "establishment" media conservatives, such as George Will of the Washington Post or even Charles Krauthammer, a popular Fox News contributor who also writes a column for the Post. The source added that while the aforementioned personalities and others might be well-liked, they will not be a part of the debates, at least not the ones hosted by TV networks other than Fox News. Planning for the debates has by and large not been finalized.

But in a twist nobody could have seen coming, the conservative outlets are worried that partnering with the RNC will make them seem un-conservative.

quote:

Breitbart News Executive Chairman Steve Bannon, however, said he is not interested in participating. "We'd like to keep our independence," he said.

Glenn Beck's TheBlaze, perhaps the most successful right-leaning news aggregator on the web, is also unlikely to serve in any official capacity, a source at the outlet said, pointing to Beck's previous efforts to "defund the GOP."

Perhaps O'Reilly can moderate all of them and talk about various historical events he has personally witnessed via photography.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



The Party Un-Conservative Activities Committee.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
That's just fantastic. The RNC only wants conservative media to moderate their debates, but the conservative media doesn't want to lose the veneer of deniability that they're conservative.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.


Mitt Romney posted:

You mean like how they now have a 47% chance at controlling all 3 branches of government, removing the filibuster, and ramming through whatever they want for 2 years straight?

Earning 47% of the vote probably means your odds of winning were way loving lower, TBH.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I feel so sorry for the video editor who has to loop through Bush's stutters to stitch these together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY28BChrCQc

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Joementum posted:

I feel so sorry for the video editor who has to loop through Bush's stutters to stitch these together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY28BChrCQc

What does Jeb sound like unedited? Between that and the other Right to Rise video I'm getting the impression that he's a good speaker.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Here's his unedited CPAC appearance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7edfSVLhA_8

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

"economic driven immigrants"

Well that's a new dogwhistle on me. Also thanks, I get what you mean now.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

SedanChair posted:



What is this. What is this. Will somebody please tell me what this look is. What is he thinking about.

he's thinking that this is the 5th or 6th picture the cameraperson has taken and he's bored out of his mind

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.


:siren:Al Gore in Iowa! :siren:

http://m.weeklystandard.com/blogs/al-gore-iowa-amid-clinton-scandal_877441.html

I don't know if this actually means anything, but I like to dream. He deserves it.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Rygar201 posted:

:siren:Al Gore in Iowa! :siren:

http://m.weeklystandard.com/blogs/al-gore-iowa-amid-clinton-scandal_877441.html

I don't know if this actually means anything, but I like to dream. He deserves it.

Bush vs Gore 2: Gore Harder

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Rygar201 posted:

:siren:Al Gore in Iowa! :siren:

http://m.weeklystandard.com/blogs/al-gore-iowa-amid-clinton-scandal_877441.html

I don't know if this actually means anything, but I like to dream. He deserves it.

I think that Al Gore minus his 2000 handlers could win an election easily. Just have him act like he did when he was guest-voicing for Futurama :haw:

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Agents are GO! posted:

Bush vs Gore 2: Gore Harder

That would be a great comparison race to 2000.

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
Ted Cruz looks and talks like that scene in The Birdcage where Nathan Lane is doing a John Wayne impression.

De Nomolos
Jan 17, 2007

TV rots your brain like it's crack cocaine
I gave Gore so much poo poo in 2000 and really regret it.

I blame the clutch cargo version of him on Conan O'Brien.

I don't know how we'll he'd do in a primary with any female candidate after his sexual harassment accusations.

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

Agents are GO! posted:

Bush vs Gore 2: Gore Harder

Gore wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette. 2001-present was all just a dream.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

skaboomizzy posted:

Supporters of Rick Perry have launched the Opportunity and Freedom PAC.

OAF PAC.
Sounds like more of a Scott Walker name, to be honest.

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I almost feel sorry for Gore, he's a walking joke at this point.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.


Sharkie posted:

I almost feel sorry for Gore, he's a walking joke at this point.

I can't imagine waking up every day and knowing that the Presidency was stolen from me

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I simply love the idea that Ted Cruz wants people to know the "crazy" and "stupid" tags on the GOP aren't true. This is the man who shut down the entire gov't because the president won't shutter his own signature achievement and then in the midst of the shutdown "forgot" what it was about without having a back up reason to talk about.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Sharkie posted:

I almost feel sorry for Gore, he's a walking joke at this point.

He doesn't take himself too seriously and the right wing paints his climate change awareness campaign as a joke but I think he deserves a lot of respect.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Gore is honest to god a better choice than Hillary in my opinion. But then again anyone could beat the current Republican line up so while we are dreaming I would vastly enjoy the presidency of Bernie Sanders :shrug:

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
Possibility of a Gore run is the best news I've heard in a while. He won before, he can do it again.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Mitt Romney posted:

You mean like how they now have a 47% chance at controlling all 3 branches of government, removing the filibuster, and ramming through whatever they want for 2 years straight?

They're still doing pretty great electorally, but you can draw a direct line from the House's troubles right now to the Tea Party. Can't get much ramming done when a significant part of your party doesn't know how legislating works and lives in pretend land where their majority is compromise proof (on top of compromise being a new word for "DEATHBLOW" among that set). Perfect is the enemy of good and deep red districts are the enemies of anything resembling good.

I very much doubt they'll sniff the presidency barring some major weirdness, but this is America where major weirdness goes down weekly so who knows.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Possibility of a Gore run is the best news I've heard in a while. He won before, he can do it again.

Anyone could beat the GOP's current clown car of a line up. Mitt Romney was the last hurrah of moderation before the plunge, and Jeb Bush is going to have murder Scott Walker is he want's the nomination.

But Bush came out as pro-life at CPAC so he doesn't have a chance of winning either.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Possibility of a Gore run is the best news I've heard in a while. He won before, he can do it again.

Trivia question of the 2130s: who was elected president three times after the passage of the 22nd amendment?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

Venom Snake posted:

Anyone could beat the GOP's current clown car of a line up. Mitt Romney was the last hurrah of moderation before the plunge, and Jeb Bush is going to have murder Scott Walker is he want's the nomination.

But Bush came out as pro-life at CPAC so he doesn't have a chance of winning either.

Anyone *could* but Hillary is still a fairly bad candidate and I honestly think Gore would be a better (and more left-wing) president.

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Slo-Tek
Jun 8, 2001

WINDOWS 98 BEAT HIS FRIEND WITH A SHOVEL
I don't see any reason to cheerlead _additional_ dynastic crooks. Ok, yeah, Hillary, her turn, lets have a coronation. Everybody hold their noses, won't right wing radio hate it etc. etc. She has stayed in politics has a record to run on/from, etc.

But Gore? Dude is out of the game, and been very profitably trading on his name and connections ever since. He has no accomplishments to point to in the last decade that don't boil down to "I made my family a whole lot of money selling carbon indulgences, and remember 2000? 2000 was some bullshit" 2000 was a long drat time ago.

I think that Obama's considerably scandal and money-scumbaggery free tenure is going to provide a hard thing to compare to when the next batch of DLC business democrats come nuzzling back up to the trough.

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