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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

ultramiraculous posted:

so at what point are they literally shot down for trying it?

nobody would complain because american's are very skittish about things in the sky

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

ultramiraculous posted:

so at what point are they literally shot down for trying it?

uberplane's routing algorithm ignores the ADIZ to shave precious minutes off flights

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



pretty hosed up movie to show kids.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

they'll probably be fine.

fritz
Jul 26, 2003


where's the oliver cromwell of rap when you need him

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here

fritz posted:

where's the oliver cromwell of rap when you need him

hehehe

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All
:rip: big l

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012

Citizen Tayne posted:

pretty hosed up movie to show kids.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Citizen Tayne posted:

pretty hosed up movie to show kids.

lol no

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Citizen Tayne posted:

pretty hosed up movie to show kids.

the only thing aliens would need to be pg13 is less cusses

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Improbable Lobster posted:

the only thing aliens would need to be pg13 is less cusses

isn't there mixed gender shower scenes too

or am i confusing it with starship troopers

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
i was gonna say starship troopers but now you've got me questioning my memory

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


computer parts posted:

isn't there mixed gender shower scenes too

or am i confusing it with starship troopers

that's starship troopers :mrgw:

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012
gremlins really hosed me up

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

crusader_complex posted:

gremlins really hosed me up

same but ghostbusters as a 6 year old

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Improbable Lobster posted:

the only thing aliens would need to be pg13 is less cusses

there's a lot of (android) gore

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

but who cares. my parents didn't let me watch r-rated movies, ever, and i still turned out way more hosed up than the kids with cool moms and dads

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

As a Millennial I posted:

but who cares. my parents didn't let me watch r-rated movies, ever, and i still turned out way more hosed up than the kids with cool moms and dads

lol same

i was watching aliens pretty heavily by the time i was 14/15 though

i did not see it in 1986 or w/e though because i was a small child

the scene where the woman is spit stuck to the wall and gets chestbursted and they light her up is pretty gnarly but eh if you're a teenager you've probably seen lots worse

do kids still go to gore sites like rotten.com anymore?

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

it's all on reddit now

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene
wow rotten is still online and hasn't changed a bit

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

nearly 10 years after its inception, reddit dot com declared that posting someone's nude photos without their permission was not allowed. but you can still post all the mangled corpses you want

Thesoro
Dec 6, 2005

YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE
my first r-rated movie in a theatre was Wag The Dog which says a lot about my parents

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Thesoro posted:

my first r-rated movie in a theatre was Wag The Dog which says a lot about my parents

mostly that they are awesome

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

my parents would fast-forward through the bad parts of rented pg-13 movies. i got to watch like half of austin powers

oh and then there's the time my mom tried to relate the entire plot of men in black to me from memory because it had The S Word in it

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Thesoro posted:

my first r-rated movie in a theatre was Wag The Dog which says a lot about my parents

momentarily mixed that up with Man Bites Dog and well

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

wow rotten is still online and hasn't changed a bit



i always thought it a shame that the rotten library no longe rupdates because that's actuallyr ather good

Swolegoat
Nov 4, 2011

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

As a Millennial I posted:

my parents would fast-forward through the bad parts of rented pg-13 movies. i got to watch like half of austin powers

oh and then there's the time my mom tried to relate the entire plot of men in black to me from memory because it had The S Word in it

thank god somebody else experienced this

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

lol if in school you didn't see that 70s romeo and juliet with the sex scene that the teacher fast forwarded through

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

theflyingexecutive posted:

thank god somebody else experienced this

you can watch jcvd or steven seagal or schwarzenegger shoot, maim and mutilate guys but holy crap it's titties hit that ff button :gay:

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

ah yes freshman english in an all boys school, i think we cheered

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

syscall girl posted:

you can watch jcvd or steven seagal or schwarzenegger shoot, maim and mutilate guys but holy crap it's titties hit that ff button :gay:

nope, it was no pg13 until i was 13 and no r until i was 17

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Luigi Thirty posted:

lol if in school you didn't see that 70s romeo and juliet with the sex scene that the teacher fast forwarded through

this!!

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

theflyingexecutive posted:

nope, it was no pg13 until i was 13 and no r until i was 17

my parents did this too but they let me see jurassic park before i was 13, probably because i liked dinosaurs so much

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

at least my dad let me play wolfenstein 3d and doom as a kid though. a friend's mom wouldn't let him play starcraft when we were 17 because brood war was rated m for mature. the only game my dad wouldnt let me play was leisure suit larry

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

my 9th grade english teacher showed us grumpy old men for some reason

including the deleted scenes during the end credits where burgess meredith kept doing alternate takes on innuendos

they're playing hide the salami

doing the horizontal mambo...


then in 10th grade we had to watch the dicaprio r+j :jerkbag:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



my dad took me and my friends to see 8 mile when i was 14, and he and i went to see old school not long after. i'm pretty sure i watched snatch (a super ownage movie u should see if u havent) when i was like 13. a cool dad.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

triple sulk posted:

my dad took me and my friends to see 8 mile when i was 14, and he and i went to see old school not long after. i'm pretty sure i watched snatch (a super ownage movie u should see if u havent) when i was like 13. a cool dad.

yr a babby

when snatch was new i watched it over and over again with a friend while smoking copious amounts of ganja and drinking mickey's hand grenades

watched it, hit the pool watched some bruce lee flicks watched it again until we were accruing late fees

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
agreed that your dad was cool though

proper cool

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