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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Full-Bodied Flavor posted:

Can someone explain this?

Hillary is 'vulnerable' in right wing wonderland where people take their fake scandals seriously, so OBVIOUSLY the DNC is scrambling for someone new to replace her RIGHT NOW but all they have is famous stupid person and not veteran politician at all Joe Biden and Liz Woo Woo Me Drinkum Firewater Warren who was stupid for a bit but got caught and it's been resolved everywhere but the same right wing wonderland. He's trying to say the Democrats are stuck with 3 terrible front runners instead of an inevitable Clinton win, a respected veteran in politics like Biden who like, said 'yea I might like to run' once, and Warren who's incredibly loved by the left because the Republicans have literally nothing after Walker imploded at CPAC saying things like Reagan busting the air traffic controllers was the single greatest foreign policy moment he saw or something.

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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004


Hm. That blue fellow looks familiar, but from where...?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Bicyclops posted:

Hm. That blue fellow looks familiar, but from where...?

The year without Santa Claus?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Bicyclops posted:

Hm. That blue fellow looks familiar, but from where...?

I can't tell if I'm missing something about this cartoon or people just aren't familiar with the Snow Miser.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Crain posted:

The year without Santa Claus?

No. no. It's something about his really huge grin, the curled hair, and the scarf...

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Bicyclops posted:

No. no. It's something about his really huge grin, the curled hair, and the scarf...

Dr Who?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Bicyclops posted:

No. no. It's something about his really huge grin, the curled hair, and the scarf...

I have literally no idea what your getting at.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
The snow miser is literally this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yon2YuXssvo


minimalist posted:

There is precisely one Supreme Court justice who has been literally caught napping during oral arguments, but gently caress if you'll ever see Rameriz mock that one.

That reminds me, I don't recall seeing a single cartoon about Ginsburg being soused in a hearing.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I don't think the data is that locked up Branco, I'm pretty sure you can go on NOAA or the EPA website and look it up.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Taciturn Tactician posted:

Alright, "lawmaker" was the wrong term, but if a bill is going to the supreme court with the case being "is this legal", surely you'd have to either believe it was legal or not to make a decision, so how is it worth recusing yourself if you believe it's legal?

There is a theory that judges should always be neutral on political issues, so that they can judge purely on the legality of cases rather than simply choosing the side they want to win. Scalia, for instance, is widely seen as a partisan hack who will rule for the Republican side no matter what (the fact that the ridiculous "typo case" King v. Burwell is even being considered is evidence that bias exists). It's a nice theory, but it's never really worked, due to the unfortunate fact that judges are human.

quote:

I don't think the data is that locked up Branco, I'm pretty sure you can go on NOAA or the EPA website and look it up.

So, Branco, I assume the contradicting data from the people who pay your salary are completely open and transparent?

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Why are those moss covered logs talking to each other?

quote:

3

I've never seen Mr .Uecker wearing a scarf, but I'd bet early April games get mighty cold in the Milwaukee radio booth.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

minimalist posted:

There is precisely one Supreme Court justice who has been literally caught napping during oral arguments, but gently caress if you'll ever see Rameriz mock that one.

To be fair, Clarence Thomas has said many times over that he considers oral arguments to be a complete waste of his time and that he wouldn't attend them at all if he didn't have to.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Zeroisanumber posted:

To be fair, Clarence Thomas has said many times over that he considers oral arguments to be a complete waste of his time and that he wouldn't attend them at all if he didn't have to.

You'd think an Ayn Rand fanboy like him would love hearing speeches that waste everyone's time :v:

DarklyDreaming fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Mar 7, 2015

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Sandpuppy posted:

Why are those moss covered logs talking to each other?

DBD Comments posted:

Wayne M
March 6, 2015, 11:21 pm | # | Reply
That’s one of the best representation of a ghillie suit I’ve seen. Well done!

Chris Muir
March 6, 2015, 11:25 pm | # | Reply
Thank you.It’s a photograph I put through a Pshop filter! Yeah, most of my backgrounds are such; so I can concentrate on important. things.Heh.

Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!

quote:

Wayne M
March 6, 2015, 11:21 pm | # | Reply
That’s one of the best representation of a ghillie suit I’ve seen. Well done!

Chris Muir
March 6, 2015, 11:25 pm | # | Reply
Thank you.It’s a photograph I put through a Pshop filter! Yeah, most of my backgrounds are such; so I can concentrate on important. things.Heh.

Aw, Muir comes off as a little kid proud of how he used the photoshop filters. A very pervy little kid, but still, it's kind of adorable.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Xanderkish posted:

Aw, Muir comes off as a little kid proud of how he used the photoshop filters. A very pervy little kid, but still, it's kind of adorable.

So a teenager?

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill :laugh: wins.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Bennett knocking it out of the freaking park with these last few.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Are these government workers' faces while looking at porn getting more and more disturbing, or is it just me?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
The fact Bruce Tinsley draws a paycheck from this poo poo is proof of world ruled by chaos.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

The fact Bruce Tinsley draws a paycheck from this poo poo is proof of world ruled by chaos.
No, it's just what we get for living in a Sin-Cursed World.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Holy poo poo he used the Washington Times as a source!

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

Darkman Fanpage posted:

Holy poo poo he used the Washington Times as a source!

Washington Times was one of the earliest papers to run "Mallard" before it got nationally syndicated. Let that sink in for a moment.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
so what do these look like in a normal paper?

Zits

:tinsley: PORN PORN PORNITY PORN

Garfield.

?

eviltastic
Feb 8, 2004

Fan of Britches

:smith:

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

New Marty Two Bulls.

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


OwlBot 2000
Jun 1, 2009
Why is Marty so anti-marijuana?

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

OwlBot 2000 posted:

Why is Marty so anti-marijuana?
Well I mean yeah, sobriety would be a pretty awesome thing if it was universal on reservations, but I'm sure many of them would benefit from small steps, since pot is indeed less likely to ruin you than meth or huffing.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Christ, that's sobering.



And I suddenly feel a lot better again!

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Jay Rust posted:

New Marty Two Bulls.



TCC just felt horror and they don't know why.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

OwlBot 2000 posted:

Why is Marty so anti-marijuana?

Indian reservations have been used as fronts to evade taxes and regulation on cigarettes, gambling, loansharking, etc. These industries are often of questionable benefit to the Indians themselves and in some cases have brought organized crime to the reservations. Marty seems concerned that pot will be more of the same.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

"I know for a fact that there are men with guns on my property who intend to do me and mine harm. I wonder if I should warn my wife, her best friend, my sister-in-law, or my ex-wife (all mothers of young children) so that they can take precautions like barricading themselves in the house or arming themselves, or at least not go out skinny-dipping.

"Hmmmm....

"Nah."

E: Forgot about Jan (but then she's so very forgettable)

Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Mar 7, 2015

Dazzling Addar
Mar 27, 2010

He may have a funny face, but he's THE BEST KONG
Not only are reservations often used for some seriously shady drug dealings, substance abuse among the Native population is pretty high. We've spoken a bit about how hopeless many Native American children feel and how dire they think the future is. Drug use is most certainly part of the problem, and Mr. Two Bulls is rightfully suspicious of any attempt to make it easier to enable that kind of destructive behavior. I don't think that he is intrinsically anti-weed, and he probably doesn't give a hoot one way or the other about its legalization in the national sense. Absolutely one of the strongest themes in his cartoons is his how highly Mr. Two Bulls thinks of and values young Native Americans, and he is very protective of them. It's like the recent cartoon he did about all of the consumerist crap that gets hurled out of the television screen at kids. Marty's not a "some weird Gizmo" kind of guy, he was very sharply pointing out that consumerist gotta have it culture is a big part of what is making kids so miserable. He is an amazingly talented artist and I wish that his cartoons got more exposure. They're funny and they're important.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Doesn't blame America or Western culture in general, 0/10.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Isn't internet pornography popular with pretty much every demographic? Paying for porn? The duck doth protest too much, methinks.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Cat Mattress posted:

Doesn't blame America or Western culture in general, 0/10.

Also, I'm amazed no one has mentioned that he appears to be holding the blunt side of the sword to her throat

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Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Duckbag posted:

Also, I'm amazed no one has mentioned that he appears to be holding the blunt side of the sword to her throat

Even curved and single-edged swords commonly had a sharp so-called "false edge" on their back side near the tip, to assist with stabbing. A historically accurate cartoon :eng101:

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