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Japanese Phone Box posted:The Police Quest reboot is looking good. 
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The White Dragon posted:Man that was just the Classical Era version of the Maury Show that people were telling each other to entertain themselves, "My wife had sex with a swan and now I want out!" And then some genius was like "oh poo poo I could make bank off of this if I turned it into a religion!" Zeus.... you ARE the father!!! I feel like a lot of the greek myths come from people running into sticky situations (oh poo poo I cheated on my husband and got pregnant) so they just made poo poo up, back when people were way way more gullible. No, no, you see, it wasn't our neighbor, it was Zeus! And no, I didn't cheat on you with Zeus, he like, he turned into a swan, okay? And this swan just like attacked me, I didn't see it coming. Myths That Didn't Happen.txt
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Mar 6, 2015 21:59
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Zaphod42 posted:Myths That Didn't Happen.txt As opposed to myths that did happen?
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Das Boo posted:If I was cripplingly afraid of 50% of the world harvesting my sperm for evil purposes, I'd get a vasectomy. But that's the logic of an emotionally crazed, misandrist female for ya. Don't worry, that makes up the other half of MRA STDH. "My wife/girlfriend is pregnant but jokes on her I got a vasectomy years ago! Gonna dump that cheating whore and not pay child support!"
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Mar 6, 2015 23:44
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 Also wait, the dude carries his gun around in a locked case 
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Mar 7, 2015 01:40
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Fathis Munk posted:
That was one of the best parts. In trying to respond to comments about not securing his gun adequately, he just made the story even dumber. Maybe he'll edit in that he was rolling a gun safe on a dolly while on patrol.
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Leon Einstein posted:The funniest part to me is how they assume spermjacking women would go after them instead of aiming a little higher. Yes, they want to be tied forever to the basement dwelling guy with no assets, a lovely income, and a repellant personality. No, the funniest part is that none of these he-men know how to flush a condom down a toilet. Guess they can't bear the thought of the little swimmers drowning.
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Khazar-khum posted:No, the funniest part is that none of these he-men know how to flush a condom down a toilet. Guess they can't bear the thought of the little swimmers drowning. On behalf of the local plumber's union, thanks
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So tell me in which crazy part of the world police officers carry their guns locked boxes instead of leaving it at the station like normal people? Also, you don't "holster" a weapon if it's in a drat box.
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Mar 7, 2015 12:39
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WaltherFeng posted:So tell me in which crazy part of the world police officers carry their guns locked boxes instead of leaving it at the station like normal people? Also, you don't "holster" a weapon if it's in a drat box. Yeah but see....he...forgot the holster...so he had to, carry....see, he has a safe, but...so, of course, if you look at it like that, it makes perfect sense.  Khazar-khum posted:No, the funniest part is that none of these he-men know how to flush a condom down a toilet. You're not supposed to do that. 
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Mar 7, 2015 13:01
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I got a blowjob from this chick and but she didn't swallow and she gurgled "Ghurrrr...Finally...I ghurrl the baby I deserveggglll.." So I kicked her in the jaw and the sperm goes flying all over the place.
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Mar 7, 2015 13:19
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ibntumart posted:chastity devices that double as Sriracha sauce dispensers. It's called "being an MRA"
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Serperoth posted:It's called "being an MRA" Do not sully the good name of Cock Sauce by association with these fuckers.
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WaltherFeng posted:I got a blowjob from this chick and but she didn't swallow and she gurgled "Ghurrrr...Finally...I ghurrl the baby I deserveggglll.." So I kicked her in the jaw and the sperm goes flying all over the place.  I can hear the gurgling.You know, I wonder how long sperm can actually survive and maintain fertility when just left in a condom.
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I was searching for something completely unrelated and apparently the word "plate" is lingo in these MRA circles for women. I know this is the STDH thread but we're talking about it anyway in the last pages so holy poo poo. I wanna believe that the STDH here is that people don't truly believe this poo poo. On "the hierarchy of women" quote:A cumdumpster is a former plate that you have pressed under your thumb. You do not go out of your way at all to get sex from this woman. This woman sticks around because of her attraction to you that you have instilled in her by making her believe that you are someone she needs in her life. Getting a cumdumpster is difficult. The easiest way to acquire one is to first acquire a plate and then demote her. Mental abuse is cool bro as long as I get laid right? Jk I'm a repulsive human being who's never held a woman before. quote:Guys spin plates to find a potential LTR/wife material women. The only way to do this is to spin multiple girls at once, and to approach. If they find a woman with all the values they want, then it's most likely if she has been well-behaved they will move her up into a commitment level relationship. Jesus Christ. Also spinning plates. e: is there a thread where we make fun of these people somewhere? Boris Galerkin has a new favorite as of 15:21 on Mar 7, 2015 |
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Mar 7, 2015 15:16
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Hmm, let's see their "scientific study" Oh. Well I bet it was very reputable if it was featured on the social pathologist !
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Mar 7, 2015 15:35
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Take out the period at the end of the url.
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Mar 7, 2015 15:38
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The weirdest part is that these are the same people who denounce bitches that play games.
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Mar 7, 2015 16:13
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No you see when a guy does it, they're just browsing to find the right girl, and when a girl does it, it means she's DISLOYAL and A SLOOT so AVOID HER unless you want an STD!!!!
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My friend regularly sends me NAR links that are sad/infuriating(/unrealistic). His most recent one, which may have happened, but certainly not with that dialogue.A Dragon Cannot Be Killed By Fire Or Bad Parenting posted:(I work at a popular amusement park. A family with children comes in with their children. There are two boys and two girls in a toy gift store.) At least, this one didn't have the cashier making an impassioned speech about proscriptive gender roles and then marrying the mom.
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also there's an obvious explanation for why women who had multiple pre-marital partners would be more likely to get divorced: they are more likely to know what good sex and good partners are like, so if their husband is lovely they know they deserve better Stroop There It Is has a new favorite as of 19:28 on Mar 7, 2015 |
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Mar 7, 2015 18:47
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What's TRP?
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Nyarai posted:My friend regularly sends me NAR links that are sad/infuriating(/unrealistic). His most recent one, which may have happened, but certainly not with that dialogue. I wonder, in real life or in stdh-land; what would happen with a pink dragon? In fact that would be an interesting psychological observation for these parents who prefer their kids to play with gender appropriate toys. Would a pink machine gun or death dealing robot be ok? Would a boy play with a pink dinosaur? Does the fact that the toy is pink make it objectively feminine? Why are girls' toys pink anyway? Boys' toys aren't all blue, they're just normal colors. Sorry, deep thoughts itt. 
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kazil posted:Don't worry, that makes up the other half of MRA STDH. Noted mega-rear end in a top hat Steve Jobs faked documentation showing he was infertile to get out of paying child support.
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Jay Rust posted:What's TRP? The Red Pill, the MRA subreddit.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Couldn't be that I am a repellent little hobgoblin with the charm and personality of week-old dog poo poo, no sir, it must be that there's a vast gynocratic conspiracy against my bone structure. I am too and I still get dates
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KiddieGrinder posted:I wonder, in real life or in stdh-land; what would happen with a pink dragon? I know I've seen traditional boys toys colored pink and marketed to girls like a bow and arrow set, but I tried to google "pink machine gun toy" and it was nothing but dildos and vibrators so idk.
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I'm jealous of your wallet, since you obviously don't have kids in the States. Everything needs a Girl® counterpart. Guns, Legos, you name it http://www.hasbro.com/rebelle/en_US/ http://www.lego.com/en-us/friends http://www.toysrus.com/buy/lincoln-logs/k-nex-lincoln-logs-building-set-little-prairie-farmhouse-00886-3728193
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Mar 7, 2015 22:01
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stdh.txt: A family with children comes in with their children
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Mar 7, 2015 22:03
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When I first saw the TV ads for those in France I was really wondering if those dudes didn't have anything better to do. Also I guess there is this semi famous picture but it's not really for kids. 
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This thing transcends the gender binary
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Mar 8, 2015 05:39
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pedo spotted
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Fathis Munk posted:
Serial killer defence.
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Mar 8, 2015 17:10
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What in the world is a m'noncl?
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Mar 8, 2015 17:12
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Murphy Brownback posted:What in the world is a m'noncl? mon oncle = my uncle
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Murphy Brownback posted:What in the world is a m'noncl? It's like glasses but only for one eye.
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 One of my friends is doing his thesis on mobile phone sales online. He found several phones that were sold on eBay for thousands of dollars and were skewing his data analysis, so he messaged their sellers.  One seller responded. 
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