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TheCosmicMuffet
Jun 21, 2009

by Shine

JcDent posted:

...vampires?

Vampires take the train all the time. It's convenient.

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El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Most of these are creepy, but I think the peeping tom is kinda funny.

adamantium|wang
Sep 14, 2003

Missing you
At least this dude is honest:



quote:

FOR SALE: WORST PAINTED RHINO IN THE HISTORY OF WARHAMMER 40,000

Are your friends’ armies simple three-color tournament standard? Does the guy with the enamel-paint Tyranids show you up? Have you ever felt like your models just look too good? Then fear no more! When it comes to discussions of the worst painted miniatures, now you can top them all with this one-of-a-kind Rhino. This utter travesty of a Warhammer 40,000 tank has not only been painted in garish baby blue and gold with the thickest brushstrokes known to man, but it has also been poorly assembled; naturally, the back hatch is in backwards, the top hatch missing entirely, and the pintle storm bolter doesn’t rotate. But that’s not all; the Searchlight on the right side faces BACKWARDS, the Storm Bolter’s barrels are convex rather than flat or drilled, but most amazingly of all, the gunner’s pauldrons have actually been installed upside down! Further completing this aesthetic tragedy are the scars of exposed gray plastic, where some poor soul attempted to strip this model’s horrendous paint job. But no, this paint job is not to be defeated by a mere man; it is a work of the most horrific art, and it should be preserved. For a low, low price, you can be the one to preserve the worst Rhino ever painted.

Rulebook Heavily
Sep 18, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

The "Gifts For Her" section is three kitsch signs and fourteen candles.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Hah! I'd not even noticed that.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Lets not miss the awkward pedophilia overtones withe "couples" at the nude beach set.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Rulebook Heavily posted:

The "Gifts For Her" section is three kitsch signs and fourteen candles.

It's like going into an Ace Hardware and seeing a section of the store called "Gal's Corner".

TheCosmicMuffet
Jun 21, 2009

by Shine

Star Man posted:

It's like going into an Ace Hardware and seeing a section of the store called "Gal's Corner".

Full of rivet guns and paint rollers, amirite? Lol!

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Pink rivet guns and pink paint rollers. Because if you color them red, green, or orange, than it's MAN territory, baby! Doing housework with any of those MANLY colored things would make tits inverse, sawdust fall out of vagina and spawn a Duck Dynasty worthy beard.

I think.

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?

Star Man posted:

It's like going into an Ace Hardware and seeing a section of the store called "Gal's Corner".

Sears, or at least the one near me, has this exact thing in its hardware section. Last I looked it was an aisle over from all the sledgehammers and axes.

Everything is pink. And if it's not pink, it's in the 'CuteTools!' brand.

adamantium|wang
Sep 14, 2003

Missing you


The Happiest Little Fist

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
He looks like a Tintin character :3:

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

I was thinking Davey and Goliath.

Dr. Clockwork
Sep 9, 2011

I'LL PUT MY SCIENCE IN ALL OF YOU!
This "trailer" has me ready to buy Jennifer Haley's DVD collection of how to paint titty miniatures set to soft-core porn music!

(not safe for work, duh)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4B0prQR_eM

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Dr. Clockwork posted:

This "trailer" has me ready to buy Jennifer Haley's DVD collection of how to paint titty miniatures set to soft-core porn music!

(not safe for work, duh)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4B0prQR_eM

Wouldn't a woman painting titty miniatures kind of invalidate two main points of criticism, that titty miniatures are masturbation fodder for fat virgins, and that they unsettle women?

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
No.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

JcDent posted:

Wouldn't a woman painting titty miniatures kind of invalidate two main points of criticism, that titty miniatures are masturbation fodder for fat virgins, and that they unsettle women?

It invalidates it about as much as female cosplayers in skimpy outfits invalidates the sexism in video games argument.

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through
I'm surprised that they tried appeal to creepy nerds, that series has such a high class history:

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Sexy miniatures, always bad, got it.

Well, should have got it three arguments ago.

And buying painting guides with so much free stuff on the internet, ugh.

Rulebook Heavily
Sep 18, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

JcDent posted:

Sexy miniatures, always bad, got it.

Well, should have got it three arguments ago.

And buying painting guides with so much free stuff on the internet, ugh.

"A woman said it's okay" is like the "I have a black friend" of sexism arguments, sorry if that's news to you.

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Dr. Clockwork posted:

This "trailer" has me ready to buy Jennifer Haley's DVD collection of how to paint titty miniatures set to soft-core porn music!

(not safe for work, duh)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4B0prQR_eM

Have we found the inevitable conclusion to this thread? The existence of vaguely raunchy media marketed to the trashy sub genre of a niche hobby? Yours for a low low introductory price of I don't want to know how much.

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat
I got the Jen Haley one, it's got some nice tips and I get mad jelly at that ladies' skill. But the generic music they use is sooooo repetitive and horrible. I had to take breaks because the music was becoming too distracting.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Dr. Phildo posted:

I got the Jen Haley one, it's got some nice tips and I get mad jelly at that ladies' skill. But the generic music they use is sooooo repetitive and horrible. I had to take breaks because the music was becoming too distracting.

Was too much in the youtube video, even.

MEanwhile, some scrunt rats:





And some very good rats:

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

MasterSlowPoke posted:

I'm surprised that they tried appeal to creepy nerds, that series has such a high class history:



Is that demon on the right winking at me?

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

JcDent posted:

Was too much in the youtube video, even.

MEanwhile, some scrunt rats:





Those are Kobolds from Super Dungeon Explore.

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Master Twig posted:

Those are Kobolds from Super Dungeon Explore.

They are quite cute when painted well.

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!

JcDent posted:

Sexy miniatures, always bad, got it.

Well, should have got it three arguments ago.

And buying painting guides with so much free stuff on the internet, ugh.

It's almost as if creepiness is a continuum and is highly contextually subjective in any case, and that, while a woman portraying the painting of titty miniatures in a positive light might not be carte blanche to plop down an eldar rape diorama as part of deployment in a friendly pickup game, it does give us an additional data point in our ongoing efforts to figure out how to negotiate the complex interaction among all our human interests and desires.

Sorry, I had a sudden attack of nuance there, hope it wasn't too inappropriate for this thread

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
Cross-posting:

Bloody Pom posted:

Found on Tumblr:



:allears:

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Kibner posted:

Cross-posting:

I want to make a joke about DK mode, but the head is normal-sized and the torso is enlarged with the arms.

LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

JerryLee posted:

It's almost as if creepiness is a continuum and is highly contextually subjective in any case, and that, while a woman portraying the painting of titty miniatures in a positive light might not be carte blanche to plop down an eldar rape diorama as part of deployment in a friendly pickup game, it does give us an additional data point in our ongoing efforts to figure out how to negotiate the complex interaction among all our human interests and desires.

Sorry, I had a sudden attack of nuance there, hope it wasn't too inappropriate for this thread

aka "I'll know it when I see it" - United States Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

JerryLee posted:

Sorry, I had a sudden attack of nuance there, hope it wasn't too inappropriate for this thread

Happens to the best of us. The ones outside the thread. Outside GW death thread, too.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Kibner posted:

Cross-posting:

I see nothing wrong with this. If its in space the legs would be useless anyway.

Also another found on ebay treasure


It's an ork eldar of somekind
http://www.ebay.com/itm/CONVERTED-C...=item58bc944c7e

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

Haruharuharuko posted:

I see nothing wrong with this. If its in space the legs would be useless anyway.

Also another found on ebay treasure


It's an ork eldar of somekind
http://www.ebay.com/itm/CONVERTED-C...=item58bc944c7e

The Orkz had robots called Tinboys back in Rogue Trader that looked like Eldar or Space Marines

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Haruharuharuko posted:

I see nothing wrong with this. If its in space the legs would be useless anyway.

Also another found on ebay treasure


It's an ork eldar of somekind
http://www.ebay.com/itm/CONVERTED-C...=item58bc944c7e

Props for the seller not trying to claim PRO PAINTED.

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



That's definitely a tinboy as identified above. It would probably be worth quite a bit to the right collector, except someone converted it with a Lego.

OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.


Dinosaur Gum
I think that's the end of a fusion blaster.

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

OB_Juan posted:

I think that's the end of a fusion blaster.

Is probably what the guy who glued lego to it said.

OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.


Dinosaur Gum

Ugleb posted:

Is probably what the guy who glued lego to it said.

Oh, I missed that in the ebay listing.


It's a very fusion-blaster-looking lego piece.

raverrn
Apr 5, 2005

Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!


That's definitely a Fusion Blaster. The barrels are even drilled.

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Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat

raverrn posted:

That's definitely a Fusion Blaster. The barrels are even drilled.

He could've easilly claimed pro-converted in lieu of pro-painted

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