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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

syscall girl posted:

agreed that your dad was cool though

proper cool

ya. the lesson learned here is to let ur kids see the movies and be the cool dad.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 06:44

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# ? May 21, 2024 18:50

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

the first movie i ever saw on pay per view was starship troopers back when you had to tune to the channel, call the cable company, and wait for the movie to start at a certain time while the trailer looped over and over

my dad wouldn't let us watch south park

# ? Mar 8, 2015 06:46

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

Luigi Thirty posted:

lol if in school you didn't see that 70s romeo and juliet with the sex scene that the teacher fast forwarded through

i think so yep

also

ALSO

in my high school english class we were supposed to read to kill a mockingbird

our teacher sucked though and we were weeks behind schedule

so, instead, she fast-forwarded through the boring parts of the movie so we could knock the unit out in half an hour

gently caress that lady

# ? Mar 8, 2015 06:47

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

my 6th grade teacher showed us monty python and the holy grail. she was like 22 years old, we were her first class ever, and that year loving ruled

# ? Mar 8, 2015 06:49

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

Luigi Thirty posted:

lol if in school you didn't see that 70s romeo and juliet with the sex scene that the teacher fast forwarded through

lol i vaguely remember this

# ? Mar 8, 2015 06:50

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

As a Millennial I posted:

my 6th grade teacher showed us monty python and the holy grail. she was like 22 years old, we were her first class ever, and that year loving ruled

and then spank me

and me

yes spankings for everyone

and then the oral sex

that movie made an impression on me

really hated cleese's lancelot right there

# ? Mar 8, 2015 07:07

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

we watched the 13th warrior in 12th grade English class for the unit on Beowulf

# ? Mar 8, 2015 07:08

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Luigi Thirty posted:

we watched the 13th warrior in 12th grade English class for the unit on Beowulf

Grendel is not a fat incest cave troll tho?

# ? Mar 8, 2015 08:04

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

As a Millennial I posted:

there's a lot of (android) gore

non-human gore is pretty ok when it comes to age ratings

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:40

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

syscall girl posted:

Grendel is not a fat incest cave troll tho?

misread grendel as gandalf

# ? Mar 8, 2015 10:41

Stringent: Dec 22, 2004; image text goes here

Luigi Thirty posted:

lol if in school you didn't see that 70s romeo and juliet with the sex scene that the teacher fast forwarded through

juliet was fukin :parrot:

# ? Mar 8, 2015 13:09

jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

Stringent posted:

juliet was fukin

# ? Mar 8, 2015 13:25

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

Luigi Thirty posted:

my dad wouldn't let us watch south park

same but the simpsons. lol.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 14:06

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

Shifty Pony posted:

same but the simpsons. lol.

ouch

# ? Mar 8, 2015 14:30

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

Luigi Thirty posted:

lol if in school you didn't see that 70s romeo and juliet with the sex scene that the teacher fast forwarded through

itym 60s

zefferelli owned

# ? Mar 8, 2015 14:57

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

Shifty Pony posted:

same but the simpsons. lol.

my mom got mad at me for watching that king of the hill episode where peggy teaches sex ed

that's the only incident i remember along those lines tho

# ? Mar 8, 2015 15:04

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

Improbable Lobster posted:

non-human gore is pretty ok when it comes to age ratings

is the question "should it be rated r" or "will this movie gently caress children up"? because robot gore will indeed traumatize

# ? Mar 8, 2015 16:18

Soricidus: Oct 21, 2010; freedom-hating statist shill

we have a neat thing in my city, it's like uber but for taxis

# ? Mar 8, 2015 16:41

pointers: Sep 4, 2008

Shifty Pony posted:

same but the simpsons. lol.

same but my mom

# ? Mar 8, 2015 17:43

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

my dad didn't like it when i watched wwf when i was 9 either because it had boobs and people calling each other homo queers. i can't find it but there was a study that counted how many crotch chops there were in a week on WWF television in 1999

it was a lot

# ? Mar 8, 2015 17:57

ConanTheLibrarian: Aug 13, 2004; dis buch is late; Fallen Rib

As a Millennial I posted:

is the question "should it be rated r" or "will this movie gently caress children up"? because robot gore will indeed traumatize

unless the children aren't pussies in which case they'll love it

# ? Mar 8, 2015 18:03

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

the nightly news in china is full of irl uncensored gore. like if someone gets hit by a car and dies they'll broadcast video of the incident and photographs of the dead body.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 18:26

Optimus_Rhyme: Apr 15, 2007; are you that mainframe hacker guy?

Soricidus posted:

we have a neat thing in my city, it's like uber but for taxis

But then I'd be driven by a minority

# ? Mar 8, 2015 18:28

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

fart simpson posted:

the nightly news in china is full of irl uncensored gore. like if someone gets hit by a car and dies they'll broadcast video of the incident and photographs of the dead body.

the optimist in me says they're hoping it's a deterrent

the realist in me knows that gore gets them views

# ? Mar 8, 2015 18:31

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

fart simpson posted:

the nightly news in china is full of irl uncensored gore. like if someone gets hit by a car and dies they'll broadcast video of the incident and photographs of the dead body.

hosed up.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 18:36

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

As a Millennial I posted:

is the question "should it be rated r" or "will this movie gently caress children up"? because robot gore will indeed traumatize

i had posted that aliens would get pg-13 if they edited it to be a good time without any cusses

i would not show aliens to someone particularly young, but it's interesting to note that alien and aliens are both 14a in canada

# ? Mar 8, 2015 18:41

Forums Terrorist: Dec 8, 2011

the fastest way to an r rating is two dudes kissing

# ? Mar 8, 2015 18:44

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Forums Terrorist posted:

the fastest way to an r rating is smoking a cigarette

# ? Mar 8, 2015 18:53

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

jre posted:

thank you for literally hundreds of millions of awkward teen boners during 11th grade English, Olivia Hussey

# ? Mar 8, 2015 19:00

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Luigi Thirty posted:

my dad didn't like it when i watched wwf when i was 9 either because it had boobs and people calling each other homo queers. i can't find it but there was a study that counted how many crotch chops there were in a week on WWF television in 1999

it was a lot

# ? Mar 8, 2015 19:09

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

ayn rand hand job posted:

lol

# ? Mar 8, 2015 19:13

reading: Jul 27, 2013

Amusing Ourselves To Death posted:

Questions about the psychic,
political and social effects of information are as applicable to the computer as to television.
Although I believe the computer to be a vastly overrated technology, I mention it here because,
clearly, Americans have accorded it their customary mindless inattention; which means they will
use it as they are told, without a whimper. Thus, a central thesis of computer technology�that
the principal difficulty we have in solving problems stems from insufficient data�will go
unexamined. Until, years from now, when it will be noticed that the massive collection and
speed-of-light retrieval of data have been of great value to large-scale organizations but have
solved very little of importance to most people and have created at least as many problems for
them as they may have solved.

Written in 1983, way before these government-big-data, corportate-big-data revelations.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 19:34

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

that's the one

# ? Mar 8, 2015 20:05

Greatbacon: Apr 9, 2012; by Pragmatica

It's like Uber, but for hamburgers:

http://www.betaburger.co/our-story/

# ? Mar 8, 2015 21:14

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

Greatbacon posted:

It's like Uber, but for hamburgers:

http://www.betaburger.co/our-story/

lol, that is some cargo cult poo poo right there.

# ? Mar 8, 2015 21:34

pointers: Sep 4, 2008

Forums Terrorist posted:

the fastest way to an r rating is two dudes kissing

a woman orgasming

# ? Mar 8, 2015 21:35

FamDav: Mar 29, 2008

Greatbacon posted:

It's like Uber, but for hamburgers:

http://www.betaburger.co/our-story/

wow that is a really poorly built website

# ? Mar 8, 2015 21:44

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

pointers posted:

a woman orgasming

basically anything that makes middle aged empty-nest white LA suburbanites uncomfortable will get you an R. because that's what the ratings board is made up of. and there is jack poo poo you can do about it unless you have a big studio backing you.