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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Text of Apollo astronauts seeing the moon craters for the first time.

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prezbuluskey
Jul 23, 2007
A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.

Say Nothing posted:

Text of Apollo astronauts seeing the moon craters for the first time.



This is hilarious.

Radio Help
Mar 22, 2007

ChipChip? 

Might be the best post/username combo I've seen

also great alley-oop

Radio Help has a new favorite as of 07:22 on Mar 10, 2015

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Say Nothing posted:

Text of Apollo astronauts seeing the moon craters for the first time.



The best part is where Collins first jokingly berates Aldrin, then just joins in in using non-"scientific names." :3:

wellwhoopdedooo
Nov 23, 2007

Pound Trooper!

Radio Help posted:

It's more of an insurance issue. Give a person their appendix, they're probably gonna leave it in their car for a few days then try and eat it (cuz why not) then sue the hospital. Can't eat teeth

My dad got drunk one night and literally ate my last two baby teeth I had pulled earlier that day.

Tyrannosaurus
Apr 12, 2006

wellwhoopdedooo posted:

My dad got drunk one night and literally ate my last two baby teeth I had pulled earlier that day.

I have so many questions

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

wellwhoopdedooo posted:

My dad got drunk one night and literally ate my last two baby teeth I had pulled earlier that day.

I hate to derail a good thread, but you really need to expand on this

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Post a pic of him doing it and you'll be okay.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




"Do you see this son? It's your teeth! Teeth are power, and I'm going to eat your power! *swallows* I WILL NEVER DIE!"

nocal
Mar 7, 2007

Chard posted:

"Do you see this son? It's your teeth! Teeth are power, and I'm going to eat your power! *swallows* I WILL NEVER DIE!"

To be fair he pulled them in his early 40s.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Woolly Mammoth tusk found in Siberia

HP Artsandcrafts
Oct 3, 2012

Watch this man repair high voltage lines and feel completely inadequate.



https://vimeo.com/16295372

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

Watch this man repair high voltage lines and feel completely inadequate.



https://vimeo.com/16295372

For the briefest moment I thought the gif was advertising for a modern-time Assassin's Creed game.

Vicodiva
Sep 27, 2012
Go to 1:38 in the video.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=958_1426241586

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aZSP8c05zM

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Say Nothing posted:

Text of Apollo astronauts seeing the moon craters for the first time.



Is that lingo I don't understand, or was there actually a moose on the moon?

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

Zemyla posted:

Is that lingo I don't understand, or was there actually a moose on the moon?

Zemyla posted:

Is that lingo I don't understand, or was there actually a moose on the moon?

Yes. There are large moose on the moon.

RedneckwithGuns
Mar 28, 2007

Up Next:
Fifteen Inches of
SHEER DYNAMITE

Anyone have the log (pun intended) from where someone poo poo in the control module and they were arguing about whose it was?

BOGO LOAD
Jul 1, 2004

"You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."
http://www.jsc.nasa.gov/history/mission_trans/AS10_CM.PDF

Page 414, Day 6.

Edit: And another shows up on page 419.

BOGO LOAD has a new favorite as of 09:26 on Mar 17, 2015

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
e: nm

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


There's many who tried to prove that they're faster, but they didn't last and they died as they tried.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.


I imagine gently caress Tha Police playing the entire time he's riding around. :allears:

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


blunt for century posted:

I imagine gently caress Tha Police playing the entire time he's riding around. :allears:
On second thought I should have gone with Breaking the Law instead of Hell Bent for Leather.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

GWBBQ posted:

On second thought I should have gone with Breaking the Law instead of Hell Bent for Leather.

I'll settle for the Hendrix version of Star Spangled Banner. :colbert:

HarryPurvis
Sep 20, 2006
That reminds me of a story...

blunt for century posted:

I'll settle for the Hendrix version of Star Spangled Banner. :colbert:

Clearly the answer is a Hendrix version of 'O Canada'.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Eddie Hall deadlifting a record 1018 lbs with Arnold Schwarzenegger cheering him on.

http://i.imgur.com/2XmjxH0.gifv

Say Nothing has a new favorite as of 04:44 on Mar 19, 2015

RedneckwithGuns
Mar 28, 2007

Up Next:
Fifteen Inches of
SHEER DYNAMITE

Say Nothing posted:

Eddie Hall deadlifting a record 1018 lbs with Arnold Schwarzenegger cheering him on.

http://i.imgur.com/2XmjxH0.gifv

I'm pretty sure Arnold's encouragement could make anyone lift that much :black101:

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
is "Arnold's encouragement" the new euphemism for cocaine???

Mephiston
Mar 10, 2006

Steroids.

Radio Help
Mar 22, 2007

ChipChip? 

TheFallenEvincar posted:

is "Arnold's encouragement" the new euphemism for cocaine???

it fuckin is now

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

The Mentalizer posted:

"Sled Driver" may be impossible to get but "Skunk Works" is a great read if you're into the SR-71 (even if it's primary subject is the development of the stealth fighter). It has a bunch of great A-12/SR-71 pilot stories throughout as well, along with pretty much everything you could want to know about the Skunk Works operations. It was written by Ben Rich, who took over from Kelly Johnson.

As for badass, though, I highly recommend reading "Red Eagles", about the pilots who flew our secret stash of Soviet MiGs without any real previous experience (or manuals, or spare parts, or anything). These guys were pretty much insane to climb into those planes, and they did it for years.

There is a pdf of sled driver available with a simple google search

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Don't mock Zangief, you philistines!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30N4H0TdVV4

Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.




I finally get to do this - this happened in the mall across the street from me. I saw this gif online before I even heard the news story and was tripping out about how familiar that walmart looked. He made it out too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWBDGkwRvnY


loving Surrey posted:

A video has been posted online showing a man on a motorcycle driving through a Surrey mall.

The video was taken on Feb. 20 around 1:50 p.m. and features footage from RCMP’s Air One and security camera footage inside the mall. The video, now going viral, was being used by the RCMP as a training video when it was unintentionally released to the public.

The video shows the motorcyclist weaving in and out of traffic before entering the Guildford Mall at the Walmart.

....

The man riding the motorcycle has not been caught. “Ultimately the motorcycle was dumped, the individual got away and we’re still looking for who that is,” said Carr.

They do have the motorcycle in their possession.

“I’ve been working in police work for 28 years and I’ve never seen a time where we were in pursuit of a motorcycle and it entered a mall, exited a mall, and ultimately we’re still looking for the driver,” said Carr. “Never happened.”

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

A cop posted:

“I’ve been working in police work for 28 years and I’ve never seen a time where we were in pursuit of a motorcycle and it entered a mall, exited a mall, and ultimately we’re still looking for the driver,” said Carr. “Never happened.”

I love the chain of conditions on that sentence. "We've had plenty of guys drive motorcycles into malls. We've had guys drive their motorcycles into malls, and then back out, but we caught those guys. This is the first time we've had someone drive into a mall, then back out of a mall, and get away with it.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Holy poo poo was there actually any blood left in his hands at the end?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Amateur.

Here's how the pros do it:

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

thespaceinvader posted:

Holy poo poo was there actually any blood left in his hands at the end?

They're covered in chalk

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
Ah, right.

I assumed from how quickly he rushed to get the straps off that there was something wrong.

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tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

JoelJoel posted:

Amateur.

Here's how the pros do it:



I didn't know Saints Row LARP was a thing.

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