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Cricket
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Blackface in crowd 129 55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings 104 44.64%
Total: 233 votes
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DAAS Kapitalist
Nov 9, 2005

Jackass: The Mad Monk

Don't try this at home.

Mister Chief posted:

Aussie are going to cruise to the final. They'll play the West Indies/Pakistan in the QF and India/England in the SF.

Replacing Doherty with a decent seam bowler will help, but the batting is so hit and miss they're one comedy collapse away from a quick knockout exit against pretty much anyone who has a good bowling day. Even England can do that once a year.

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Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

If they bat first they'll handily win all those games. A team needs to put up a decent score and put them under some pressure.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Mister Chief posted:

If they bat first they'll handily win all those games. A team needs to put up a decent score and put them under some pressure.

They were bowled out for 150 batting first on a postage stamp.

Noxin of Shame
Jul 25, 2005

:allears: Our Dan :allears:
James "Fulckn" Faulkner

I like it.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Knuc U Kinte posted:

They were bowled out for 150 batting first on a postage stamp.

But that was against NZ, not Windies, Pakistan, India or England.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Finn has twice as many wickets this WC as Anderson and Broad combined and he's the one that gets dropped, lol.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
I am looking forward to this spirited clash between plucky cricketing minnows

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
Finn is the least swing-y of the three and the idea behind this bowl-first fiasco is that Overcast Adelaide = Swingy Adelaide. Of course what will actually happen is the ball won't swing, since it's white not red, and The Bangers will post 350 and England won't chase it very well.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Haha, the alternative commentary dudes have been shut down by the ICC.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Haha, the alternative commentary dudes have been shut down by the ICC.

Oh booooooo

EMC
Aug 17, 2004

Dropped the World Cup there

Noxin of Shame
Jul 25, 2005

:allears: Our Dan :allears:
Noooooooooooooooooooooo

Although it's not like they've been in the grounds recently anyway, they've been out the back by the dumpsters and portaloos.

Terrible call.

Thinking
Jan 22, 2009

Impressive first few overs from England here. If they continue to shine like this they might earn a few touring opportunities like Ireland and Afghanistan

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
Whenever a team like South Africa or Australia elects to bowl against a team like Scotland or Afghanistan the whole crowd must collectively groan. Then again, this is England so 350/2 is on for Bangladesh.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Haha, the alternative commentary dudes have been shut down by the ICC.

Are they going to watch a TV and commentate on that at least?

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
They are showing a lot of heart here these Big Units and the best thing is they are smiling all the time and enjoying themselves at this historic ground.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Dunno much about this Broad fella but the name matches the frame! Phwoar look at his shoulders.

Dsmif
Sep 4, 2014

MaoistBanker posted:

Whenever a team like South Africa or Australia elects to bowl against a team like Scotland or Afghanistan the whole crowd must collectively groan. Then again, this is England so 350/2 is on for Bangladesh.

When Bmac lost the toss in Napier and the Afghans opted to bat there was an audible groan from the crowd.

Of course even as NZ comfortably won, most of the crowd was groaning about the lack of sixes. These day's winning comfortably is not nearly enough, especially if you're wearing an orange shirt.

nzspambot
Mar 26, 2010

-Spiffy- posted:

They are showing a lot of heart here these Big Units and the best thing is they are smiling all the time and enjoying themselves at this historic ground.

how is their net form?

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Haha, the alternative commentary dudes have been shut down by the ICC.

Haha . That's pathetic.

auzdark
Aug 29, 2005

Mercy is the cry of the soul that stirred,
Mercy is the cry and it's never heard.
How does that happen? It's not like they're streaming the video at the same time?

Chunderbuss
Sep 22, 2004

Go with the flow.

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Haha . That's pathetic.

I wonder if the final straw was the "pitch invasion", or milk of the japsie sweepstake contest...

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Wait where does it say that the acc have been shut down?

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
The article I read which I can't find the link to said it was because someone went onto the ground on a gatorade trolley

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Knuc U Kinte posted:

Wait where does it say that the acc have been shut down?

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11414387

Their WC accreditation has been pulled.

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
God forbid a sport that dangles precariously over the edge of future viability (outside the Indian subcontinent at least) does anything fun to bring notice to the sport's WORLD CUP. That... that just wouldn't be cricket.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

I say, that Englishman with the big beard is a bit uncoming for an English cricketer. I do hope someone has a quiet word to him about that behind the sheds during the tea break. :wotwot:

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
This game is really bad and boring

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
I don't think England will take another wicket.

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
They definitely haven't just taken one.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

runoverbobby posted:

They definitely haven't just taken one.

well done

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

runoverbobby posted:

They definitely haven't just taken one.

welp

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


2 bad teams.

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug

They'll never get better without the exposure and experience you get from playing in a tournament like this, with the serious cricketing nations

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Wrong thread, jesus.

I can't wait for England to gently caress this up though.

Thinking
Jan 22, 2009

Scylo posted:

The article I read which I can't find the link to said it was because someone went onto the ground on a gatorade trolley

Hmm I lived through this moment live on air and even then I was pretty shocked at what had supposedly occurred. Luckily for everyones sensibility they swiftly toned it back with the segment Guess That Perenium. Looking forward to the return of traditional and professional Big Unit discourse.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011


Criminal.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Bangers will score 300+ imo

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
Each team should have a phwoar factor which is based on the number of big units they have in their team

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Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Scylo posted:

Each team should have a phwoar factor which is based on the number of big units they have in their team

Big Unit / Maximums = Phwoar Phactor™

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