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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

NotAnArtist posted:

Some good rear end glitches and a hole lot of pedantic butthurt spergin ITT

Some of these aren't the "funniest" glitches, just merely amusing, and many are also probably not actually each poster's "favorite", just ones they enjoy or found notable. I hereby demand a refund from the five seconds it took me to scroll past someone's post instead of having a nerdfit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlHLlabu1eU
Talion invents a new form of parkour.

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ubachung
Jul 30, 2006
I just want to point out that the thread title implies multiple funniest glitches to choose a favourite from whereas funniest is a superlative and therefore singular term and furthermore

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Dwarf Fortress!

Flesh Forge posted:

a magma crab just climbed out of the caldera of the volcano - onto the glacier ice - which melted - so the crab plopped into the water, making a nice cloud of steam - which immediately froze again, because hey it's pretty goddamn cold here. Bye crab :wave:

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

Kennel posted:

Dwarf Fortress!

Dwarf Fortress 2: The Dwarfening!

Flesh Forge posted:

Something like this has happened again, except this time a fire imp climbed out - onto the ice - which melted - and it sank into the water with a splash - but this time, it was over 3 z-levels of ice, so it continued to sink, and a ceiling of ice formed over the bubble of water 2 down, so now the fire imp is trapped in a tank of water surrounded by ice :allears:

I wonder what will happen if it tries to move. I'm pretty sure I can make a tunnel to it and trap it in any case.

e: woops all the water froze around it, but it seems to have created a little 1x1x1 pocket of space in which it is trapped - but it isn't melting ice any more, so I guess it got a little chilly in there :allears:

e: aww nope it's solid ice now :smith:

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



I'm not sure if it's exactly a glitch, or just some issue with NPC AI, but I've been playing Red Dead Redemption, and anytime I've encountered an NPC that's screaming for help (either being attacked by wild animals, or another person), they'll stop and thank me, then run away screaming.

'Thank you. Why can't all men be like you?'
'I couldn't just let him kill you ma'am.'
*NPC books it like Usain Bolt, shrieking for help*

Cracks me up any time it happens.

HellCopter
Feb 9, 2012
College Slice
I not sure I'd call it funny, but the recent Dragon Age patch seems to have replaced the "picked mushrooms" model with a dead spider. So there are just humongous dead spiders everywhere in my garden.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdGOtdeolYY

John Cena banishes Curt Axel to the Void Plane, but at what cost?

TheMaestroso
Nov 4, 2014

I must know your secrets.

HellCopter posted:

I not sure I'd call it funny, but the recent Dragon Age patch seems to have replaced the "picked mushrooms" model with a dead spider. So there are just humongous dead spiders everywhere in my garden.

When I saw that I just assumed that the mushrooms only grow from the lithified corpses of spiders. I like this idea, personally.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

HellCopter posted:

I not sure I'd call it funny, but the recent Dragon Age patch seems to have replaced the "picked mushrooms" model with a dead spider. So there are just humongous dead spiders everywhere in my garden.

You can't just say that and not post screenshots.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

nuh-uh no way
Mar 27, 2010
Joywave made a music video based on Skate 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep9ppY7u6Ug

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



HonorableTB posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdGOtdeolYY

John Cena banishes Curt Axel to the Void Plane, but at what cost?

Oh Jesus, when there was nothing but a torso I lost my poo poo

Tarezax
Sep 12, 2009

MORT cancels dance: interrupted by MORT

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor

Exasperated posted:

Joywave made a music video based on Skate 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep9ppY7u6Ug

Someone contact HelixSnake.

... And Vinny. He'd get a a kick out of the video, at least.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Hahahaha guys Xbox One recognized his door as player 2

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*

Haruharuharuko posted:

Hahahaha guys Xbox One recognized his door as player 2


Guess it shows how much MS thinks of its customer base.


...or doesn't think. Either way :lol:

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Haruharuharuko posted:

Hahahaha guys Xbox One recognized his door as player 2


I'm impressed by how perfectly it got the shape of the door, taking into account it's just a rectangle.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Not really a glitch but I think it's close enough to fit in this thread. I was playing Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and in that game the police will chase other people as well. If you decide to help the police you can knock the dude out with your fists (using guns will get you stars) and they'll give you a good citizen reward of 50 dollars.

I see a cop chasing down a black dude and since I wasn't doing anything else I decided to try and go help. The cop beats me to the dude and knocks him down. Straight out of real life though from off screen 5 other cops showed up and they all kicked this poor dude to death in front of me then calmly walked away.

Gomorrah
Apr 17, 2011
Don't know if this was posted before but

there

will

be

CONSEQUENCES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSt1ptsOjL0

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

GTAV
http://i.imgur.com/4cJKuG1.webm

Lord Lambeth
Dec 7, 2011


Gomorrah posted:

Don't know if this was posted before but

there

will

be

CONSEQUENCES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSt1ptsOjL0

I don't know if that's a glitch or if that's a fun quirk of a emergent open world but it's fantastic either way.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Exasperated posted:

Joywave made a music video based on Skate 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep9ppY7u6Ug

I was going to post this after seeing it on Friday. Still not quite as good as the Skate video compilation though.

Haruharuharuko posted:

Hahahaha guys Xbox One recognized his door as player 2


Just Dance once gave points to a sofa so the Xbox One has clearly taken it to the next level.

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Lord Lambeth posted:

I don't know if that's a glitch or if that's a fun quirk of a emergent open world but it's fantastic either way.

This looks to be a side effect of someone changing the car properties on the PC edition by removing the friction.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Evil Badman posted:

This looks to be a side effect of someone changing the car properties on the PC edition by removing the friction.

Could be lies but the description says it's a few minutes into a fresh installed game.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
The van that hit his car seemed to be going 100mph in reverse.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Haruharuharuko posted:

Hahahaha guys Xbox One recognized his door as player 2


Thanks, I would've never had guessed :D

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Evil Badman posted:

This looks to be a side effect of someone changing the car properties on the PC edition by removing the friction.

While it does kinda look like the carmaggedon mod, the other cars behave normally. So it might just be a good ole glitch.

The gods know what he'd done.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Evil Badman posted:

This looks to be a side effect of someone changing the car properties on the PC edition by removing the friction.

Isn't this a bug with the game spawning 2 cars in one spot, usually an intersection, and them getting violently separate? I know I saw that happen once on my machine.

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Just encountered this in Assassin's Creed: Rogue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmTG-fzEaw0

OneDeadman
Oct 16, 2010

[SUPERBIA]

Fathis Munk posted:

While it does kinda look like the carmaggedon mod, the other cars behave normally. So it might just be a good ole glitch.

The gods know what he'd done.

iirc you can adjust friction per specific car. So you can have trucks specifically only be crazy murder machines.

FredMSloniker
Jan 2, 2008

Why, yes, I do like Kirby games.
Over in the 'PYF GIF' thread, someone posted a GIF made from this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atrll2yr8Ds

Now, that's a bit glitchy, what with the physics engine not knowing quite what to do with all those Reliant Robins. But it reminded me of a wonderful game glitch from my youth. Way back in 1985, I got a copy of Racing Destruction Set, from Electronic Arts (back before they were EA), for my Commodore 64. The game was a fair ton of fun. You could select and customize a wide variety of vehicles, from a lunar rover to a beefy muscle car. You could also build the track out of customizable tiles like straightaways and curves and intersections. For further customization, you could tweak things like whether cars could take damage, what kind of scenery would be used for the track, and gravity, from moon to Jupiter.

Needless to say, at one point I decided to see how much havoc I could create. I built a track that was simply a long runup to a steep ramp followed by a hairpin turn and return to the starting line. I turned destruction mode on and difficulty to 'Severe', which disabled the built-in safety rails and allowed you to wipe out. I gave myself the car with the best top speed and acceleration I could and gave the computer the lunar rover so it wouldn't get in my way. I turned gravity down as low as I could. Then I gunned it and went to fly off the track.

I expected to make a big fireball. What I did not expect was this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM_P39DM0pc

Yes, I'm old. Turned 42 today. :toot:

FredMSloniker has a new favorite as of 01:42 on Mar 12, 2015

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



FredMSloniker posted:

I expected to make a big fireball. What I did not expect was this:

You flew so far off-screen that it started rendering junk data. That's a thing of beauty right there.

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

FredMSloniker posted:

I expected to make a big fireball. What I did not expect was this:

Aw man, you landed in a pool of RAM. That car's going to be hard to clean :(

So Math
Jan 8, 2013

Ghostly Clothier

FredMSloniker posted:

Yes, I'm old. Turned 42 today. :toot:

:toot: I love glitches like this. Reminds me of a blog post about a homebrew Tron lightcycle game that escaped into working memory. http://blog.danielwellman.com/2008/10/real-life-tron-on-an-apple-iigs.html

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

That is meta as gently caress.

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

So Math posted:

:toot: I love glitches like this. Reminds me of a blog post about a homebrew Tron lightcycle game that escaped into working memory. http://blog.danielwellman.com/2008/10/real-life-tron-on-an-apple-iigs.html

Man that is fantastic.

Several Goblins
Jul 30, 2006

"What the hell do they mean? Beefcake?"


Finally finished up Dying Light after dozens of game breaking glitches. None were particularly funny, just stuff like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOTbUEU2IXs

It was a frustrating experience. So I decided to unwind with some more WWE 2k15. It's always been good to me before. What can go wro-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CtiUTzqE4Y

Oh.

EdibleBodyParts
Dec 27, 2005
Body Parts...that are edible

Wreath of Barbs posted:

Finally finished up Dying Light after dozens of game breaking glitches. None were particularly funny, just stuff like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOTbUEU2IXs

Here are a couple of mine from Dying Light. I heard a lot of people had this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ_2K1uujJU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVmt8sPJt_M

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Wreath of Barbs posted:

Finally finished up Dying Light after dozens of game breaking glitches. None were particularly funny, just stuff like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOTbUEU2IXs

It was a frustrating experience. So I decided to unwind with some more WWE 2k15. It's always been good to me before. What can go wro-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CtiUTzqE4Y

Oh.

Man I love the current console generation and being able to save video clips after poo poo like this happens.

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RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvqEPxUI6L4 The timing felt too good.

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