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So excite for apple watch right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Polo-Rican posted:Today we're unveiling a Watch... a piece of poo poo... a waste of money... and something that's really bad. A Watch. A Piece of poo poo. A Waste of Money. And Something That's Really Bad. A Watch. A Piece of poo poo. A Waste of Money. And Something That's Really Bad. Do you get it?! Quoting this again because lol.
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maniacdevnull posted:will it normalize the idea of charging your watch multiple times a day? Pissflaps posted:get this: before iphones people didnt expect to have to charge their phone every day i wonder if they'll try to equate daily charging of the iwatch to daily winding of super expensive mechanical watches. lol @ your combo winding/charging cabinet. casio f-91w/seiko 5 adequacy.
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Mar 9, 2015 16:32
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Please release it early timb. please
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Dirk Pitt posted:Please release it early timb. timb releases when hes ready, and when im in position
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Father Jack posted:i wonder if they'll try to equate daily charging of the iwatch to daily winding of super expensive mechanical watches. a smartwatch with kinetic or solar would at least make sense but i doubt it would generate enough power to break even lol@ charging your watch every night. just lol.
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"hey bro what time is it??" "DURR IDK i forgot to charmge my stebe watch. DURR" what fail
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yard salad posted:"hey bro what time is it??" technically i think you mean the tim watch, steve jobs is no longer with us RIP... it would be silly to refer to it as the steve watch
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Sniep posted:technically i think you mean the tim watch, steve jobs is no longer with us RIP... it would be silly to refer to it as the steve watch im always on stebe watch
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Mar 9, 2015 16:58
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yard salad posted:also, looking good and also showing people you got somehing good goin on this is why they sell watches at jewelry stores
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Sniep posted:technically i think you mean the tim watch, steve jobs is no longer with us RIP... it would be silly to refer to it as the steve watch well thats what the fail idiot in my hypothetical would have said, because hes too stupid to know anything bc he bought a stupid loving computer watch like a goddamn nerd lol
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Mar 9, 2015 17:01
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Tom cook slept in til 4:30am like a slob
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yard salad posted:lol @ needing a "use case" for your fashion and clothes. I bet youre like "No thank you mr. salesman, I need a proper use case for this collared shirt and tie... Guess Ill go back to my coding dungeon where my fellow polyester pants wearing autists will congratulate me on my rational actor choice an run some JUNits on my socks" yes I'm sure a gizmo smart watch is just the classiest thing you can wear I'll be sure to get one after I get my fedora
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Mar 9, 2015 17:06
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im loving all the "its tape!" nerds itt whining about a watch they can't afford being super stupid and bad!!!
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Mar 9, 2015 17:07
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literally the only other person I know of that wears a watch also wears vests, a bowler hat, and roots around abused women's donation boxes for old flip phones and he says the same God drat thing about it being a fashion statement
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Mar 9, 2015 17:09
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My Linux Rig posted:literally the only other person I know of that wears a watch also wears vests, a bowler hat, and roots around abused women's donation boxes for old flip phones 
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My Linux Rig posted:literally the only other person I know of that wears a watch also wears vests, a bowler hat, and roots around abused women's donation boxes for old flip phones your social circle is a piece of poo poo
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young shutin nerd declares: "people i know dont wear watches"
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Mar 9, 2015 17:15
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my stuffed animal friends don't wear watches either.
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Mar 9, 2015 17:17
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apple watch is going to solve income inequality  quote:You can spend more than $60,000 for a Rolex. A watch made by A. Lange & Sohne known as the Grand Complication—just six were manufactured in 2013—was priced at $2.5 million.
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maniacdevnull posted:a smartwatch with kinetic or solar would at least make sense but i doubt it would generate enough power to break even my feature list for a smart watch: - is a watch that isn't poo poo - vibrates/lights a light to tell me to look at my phone - p sure this could be done with non terrible battery life.
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Pinterest Mom posted:apple watch is going to solve income inequality quote:What’s great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca-Cola, and you know that the President drinks Coke, Liz Taylor drinks Coke, and just think, you can drink Coke, too. A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking. All the Cokes are the same and all the Cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it, the President knows it, the bum knows it, and you know it.
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Pinterest Mom posted:apple watch is going to solve income inequality the 'one day poor people can have smart watches with their smartphones' is now and the watch is plastic that mimics the apple watch from deal extreme idk how this is so hard for that guy Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Mar 9, 2015 |
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triple sulk posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A URL INTO THE BROWSER. IT'S DARING FIREBALL DOT COM AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, JOHN GRUBER. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME APPLE PREDICTIONS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY PREDICTED THE WATCH PRICE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE FEATURES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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its hard to know how good the watch is compared to the iphone or the ipad because steve was about a million times better at selling things than tim
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Pissflaps posted:laffing at all the poo poo for brains nerd idiots itt and itf who dont think the apple watch will be a massive success because they think they know better or something loving idiots
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poty posted:its hard to know how good the watch is compared to the iphone or the ipad because steve was about a million times better at selling things than tim what about hair force one
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Mar 9, 2015 17:33
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i bet angela is nervous af rn
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triple sulk posted:
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triple sulk posted:
dell monitor voted 1
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Is it Jane Time yet?
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Pissflaps posted:young shutin nerd declares: "people i know dont wear watches" yeah sorry they're right about watches being mainly a thing for olds. apple watch might change that though, idk
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lol @ the dell monitor and noname brand budget lotion
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Tiny Bug Child posted:yeah sorry they're right about watches being mainly a thing for olds. apple watch might change that though, idk it will
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"good morning, after a period of self-reflection and business analysis led by the principles steve jobs laid down for this company, it is with great enthusiasm that we are announcing today that we will not be releasing the iwatch. we deeply regret initiating, developing and announcing a product that goes so far against the basic tenets of good product design and i, tim cook, would like to personally apologize for approving this concept. effective immediately, i will be stepping down as ceo of apple as my conscience dictates. further, we are pleased to announce that johnny ives has sought other opportunities as a perpetually unemployed hack. now, i'm going to hand things over to our new ceo, scott forstall, who has some exciting announcements about the phase-out of the iphone 6 line and a classic re-design of ios that will restore the functionality and design that made it great"
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poty posted:what time is it?
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take into account dst in the us the keynote is an hour earlier than usual for the rest of the world