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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Dirk Pitt posted:

pure strain aluminium

aluminum, ideal for apple watch sport (and 40 oz liquor cans)

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

get it "run of the mill aluminum"??????

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Logikv9 posted:

the camera isn't laggy, it's the watch

that's how the door actually moves


also "AL-OH-MIN-EE-UM"

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

jony's mirror dimension video starting with al-oo-mee-nee-um :allears:

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Ive: Aluminium is lightweight and durable.
by Andrew Cunningham 14:23

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Are you making the apple watch or the T-1000 apple???

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


looks like theyre making candy

Metrication
Dec 12, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".
i like the way that jony isn't even in the videos anymore, he is just a voice

maybe he has been uploaded to the cloud

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat
im glad sir jony pronounces aluminium like a civilised man

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
lol showing the aluminium aluminum watch cases floating around really underscores how loving thick the thing is

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
apple is revolutionizing the rotations of the earth by reducing the day to 18 hours

crap nerd
May 24, 2008
someone post that simpsons zinc educational video

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
not even 24 hours under complete bullshit conditions

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
so macbooks are back but they arent plastic?
and replacs air? now the air isnt the thinest?

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Stymie posted:

apple is revolutionizing the rotations of the earth by reducing the day to 18 hours

apple watch now only needs charging twice a day

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
ahhh gently caress. a man tax on top of the Apple tax.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
"just $349"

*crickets*

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
pure strain stainless steel

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Pinterest Mom posted:

jony's mirror dimension video starting with al-oo-mee-nee-um :allears:

they really should just saying it "aluminum" next time and have a shot of someone ripping off a piece of a aluminum foil

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Metrication posted:

i like the way that jony isn't even in the videos anymore, he is just a voice

maybe he has been uploaded to the cloud

he's probably tied to his chair in his white room, with his apple watch reminding him to stand up every 5 minutes

forever tortured

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Beeftweeter posted:

"just $349"

*crickets*

cheap!

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die
tim please ease off on the ivesploitation

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


lol at apple trying to take credit for the idea of alloys.

also dlc coatings.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Polo-Rican posted:

tim please ease off on the ivesploitation

three ives videos so far. that has to be a record.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
we invented milling machines just for this watch

BennyGsGhost
Jun 27, 2002

Low P/B or Bust
Pillbug
holy moly $600

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



the stainless steel music sounds like it came from clockwork orange

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


hahahahahahahah holy gently caress those prices.

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

wait why is stainless steel so much more expensive than aluminum?

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



549 dollars

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
oh poo poo. might be able to afford the normal Apple watch.

DimpledChad
May 14, 2002
Rigging elections since '87.

Busta Chimes.wav posted:

wait why is stainless steel so much more expensive than aluminum?

it's not just ordinary stainless steel

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

if you want to pay that much for something that completely replicates functionality that is literally going to be a few inches away from it at all times, i guess

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
thats cheaper than expected

milanese loop is gonna be 1000 bucks though

BennyGsGhost
Jun 27, 2002

Low P/B or Bust
Pillbug
wow pre-order still a month off

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Busta Chimes.wav posted:

wait why is stainless steel so much more expensive than aluminum?

sapphire glass

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Busta Chimes.wav posted:

wait why is stainless steel so much more expensive than aluminum?

stainless is a royal bitch and a half to machine.

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat
i do like that Milanese band

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug

Busta Chimes.wav posted:

wait why is stainless steel so much more expensive than aluminum?

it's way more of a process to make stainless steel things than aluminum things

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heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

Busta Chimes.wav posted:

wait why is stainless steel so much more expensive than aluminum?

It won't melt in a jet fuel fire

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