[APPLE] crAPPLE EVENT MARCH 9TH MEGATHREAD [OFFICIAL]

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30 TO 50 FERAL HOG: Mar 2, 2005

10 grand

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:30

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# ? May 23, 2024 21:51

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

HOLY gently caress $10,000 FOR A GOD drat WATCH

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:30

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

lol

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:30

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

lmao $10k

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:30

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

$10000 yessssss

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:30

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

i like how you could hear people coughing in the background when he said "$10,000"

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:30

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

ten thousand united states earf dollers lol

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:30

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

time for sulk to apologise about the Apple Watch Edition collection pricing

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:31

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

BiohazrD posted:

10 grand

nice snipe

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:31

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

lmao

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:31

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

quick, watch stymie, start posting other $10,000 watches in this thread

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:31

Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

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It won't melt in a jet fuel fire

lmao

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:31

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

i cannot wait to have to deal with all of these SKUs jesus christ

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:31

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

if you buy a 10,000 dollar apple watch, you are a douche

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:31

Dirk Pitt: Sep 14, 2007; haha yes, this feels good; Toilet Rascal

"early 2015"

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:31

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

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Tusen Takk posted:

HOLY gently caress $10,000 FOR A GOD drat WATCH

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:31

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

apple watch is coming, god help us all

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:32

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

dumb price, even dumber name

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:32

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

i wanna know what the edition tops out at price wise

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:32

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

if you buy a 10,000 dollar apple watch, you are a douche

if you buy a $10K watch of any kind you are a douche really

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:32

Fabricated: Apr 9, 2007; Living the Dream

lol hope some fuckign retard comes in here saying its for the chinese market or something

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:32

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Tusen Takk posted:

i wanna know what the edition tops out at price wise

probably 30

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:32

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

I told you guys they would be super expensive

news flash: gold watches cost a shitload of money it's why they are status items for dumb tacky people

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:32

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

honestly though $500 smacks for a good watch isn't too much money but lol if all the poors with their $1 for iPhone 4s deals will buy that thing

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:33

DimpledChad: May 14, 2002; Rigging elections since '87.

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

if you buy an apple watch, you are a douche

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:33

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Tusen Takk posted:

i cannot wait to have to deal with all of these SKUs jesus christ

lmao just quit now

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:33

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

triple sulk posted:

calling it now that the most expensive one will be $2999

it's the perfect price since people who have the money and are the target audience (the ones who buy apple products in the first place) will, and just cheap enough that poor people with credit cards can buy one and feel rich. apple wins either way

triple sulk posted:

yeah he's going to be wrong. no one but like .01% of people can afford a 10k watch and apple would be dumb as gently caress to ignore the simple fact that poor people love bling. the edition watches look gaudy as hell and normal rich people aren't gonna buy them so they should cater to those who will.

triple sulk posted:

it will cost $2999

triple sulk posted:

if you really, genuinely think that they are charging 10k for a gold watch then you are dumb

the number of people with crippling credit card debt who will buy the poo poo out of it to feel better about themselves is far too great to charge an amount that they can't afford in the more literal sense. so you can have 10k people buy it at $10k a pop, or 50k people buy it at $3k

you think it's targeted at rich people, but surprise, cause in reality it's targeted at poors. h t h

triple sulk posted:

people who will buy the ugly rear end gold watch:

- persian men
- black women
- white trash housewives

any of these groups may or may not have lots of credit card debt but want to own a gold watch that falls in their "affordable" price range but is a big brand name

$2999. only at the apple store.

also note that many poors own androids, often out of being dumb rather than not being able to afford them because you can get a 5s with the touch id and all for like $0 on contract now. by selling the gold watch to poors they will also have to get iphones for the things to be remotely useful. apple sells another few million.

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Pinterest Mom posted:

tim hosed up

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:33

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

the release date would have been more effective if it was 4.20.15

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:33

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

does the new 12" only come in Persian Gold or will it come in sexy black as well?

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:33

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG: Mar 2, 2005

one more thing app store for apple tv

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:34

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Pinterest Mom posted:

yes we know sulk is dumb as gently caress

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:34

Catalyst-proof: May 11, 2011; better waste some time with you

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

if you buy a 10,000 dollar apple watch, you are a douche

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:34

Catalyst-proof: May 11, 2011; better waste some time with you

haveblue posted:

if you buy a $10K watch of any kind you are a douche really

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# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:34

Tiny Bug Child: Sep 11, 2004; Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

Pinterest Mom posted:

sulk is wrong about yet another thing, who'd have thought

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:34

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

the blackbook air looks pretty sweet but its got too many lolworthy "features" for me to consider buying it

gently caress you tim you suck

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:34

Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

Ripoff posted:

honestly though $500 smacks for a good watch isn't too much money but lol if all the poors with their $1 for iPhone 4s deals will buy that thing

hope they announce a good watch soon then

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:34

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

lol at the nerds freaking out at expensive watches

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:34

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

not one interesting new thing about the watch today

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:35

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maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
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qirex posted:

I told you guys they would be super expensive

news flash: gold watches cost a shitload of money it's why they are status items for dumb tacky people

smart watches are dumb in any metal and at any price

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