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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
erry day

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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

all of these look gross

yep

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
hmm

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Tiny Bug Child posted:

idk whether i'm gonna get a the new macbook, or a new macbook air. i don't like that the new macbook only has one hole and it's a combined usb/power/video hole. that's not cool it just means you have to attach some ugly squid-like splitting device to it. i also don't like that it's only 12" and has hosed up arrow keys. plus i am really suspicious of it not having a fan; my air sounds like it's trying to take off if i leave more than half a dozen tabs open. and 1.1 ghz? cmon.
you should buy the MacBook Pro with Retina display (15-inch, Mid 2014, 2.8GHz), op

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
ios 8.2 ota update is live now though

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
whatcha thinking about smythe?

Tiny Bug Child
Sep 11, 2004

Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

THC posted:

you should buy the MacBook Pro with Retina display (15-inch, Mid 2014, 2.8GHz), op

that's my work laptop and while it does own, i want something lighter for casual home use

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Beeftweeter posted:

ios 8.2 ota update is live now though

t:mad:

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Tiny Bug Child posted:

that's my work laptop and while it does own, i want something lighter for casual home use

if you dont mind not having magsafe, more than one available port, decent performance or a keyboard with decent travel, go for the new macbook

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
it's also good to see that apple is doubling down on improving the mac line since it's now outselling the ipad line

i wonder if the ipad maxi will be the last version of the ipad

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
pre:
maniacdevnull	74
cremnob		68
infernal machines	54
Beast of Bourbon	53
Dirk Pitt	49
PleasureKevin	49
triple sulk	47
poty	46
BiohazrD	44
qirex	42
Stymie	40
LP0 ON FIRE	40
Pinterest Mom	39
Binary Badger	39
theadder	38
theflyingexecutive	38
haveblue	36
echinopsis	32
Beeftweeter	31
Sniep	31
Ben Grahams Ghost	31
Santas Ainol Elf	29
Fabricated	28
graph	27
BeOSPOS	26
Tusen Takk	25
Blue Train	25
Ripoff	24
A Wheezy Steampunk	19
Logikv9	18
HAIL eSATA-n	18
The Management	16
yard salad	16
Dr. Phildo	15
Smythe	13
uncurable mlady	13
Wild EEPROM	12
Polo-Rican	11
Endless Mike	11
Metrication	11
Snapchat A Titty	10
Last Chance	10
Tiny Bug Child	10
bobbilljim	9
GATOS Y VATOS	9
Locker Room Zubaz	9
Linguica	9
horse mans	9
THC	9
Rahu	9
Just-In-Timeberlake	8
Dolomite	8
trilljester	8
carry on then	8
Pissflaps	8
emoji	7
Busta Chimes.wav	7
Puppy Galaxy	7
Hasters	7
Dislike button	6
Flyndre	6
pram	6
prefect	6
crap nerd	6
ultramiraculous	6
Peanut and the Gang	6
FMguru	6
Mathhole	6
Silver Alicorn	5
Literally The Worst	5
Shifty Pony	5
Vintersorg	5
Elder Postsman	5
DimpledChad	5
wesley snypes	4
BangersInMyKnickers	4
computer parts	4
Nayato	3
Ocrassus	3
My Linux Rig	3
Cocoa Crispies	3
Zeluth	3
zen death robot	3
uninterrupted	3
vodkat	3
hobbesmaster	3
eric	3
Squeezy Farm	3
DaNzA	3
ProSlayer	3
overdesigned	3
KidVanguard	2
Father Jack	2
double dip	2
NoneMoreNegative	2
Scott Forstall	2
Maximum Leader	2
Athletic Footjob	2
H5N1	2
sonatinas	2
my cremnob honeypot...

68 posts in the apple event thread
2 hour probe per post
136 hours
5.6 days
round to nearest valid probe duration
7 day probe

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Stymie posted:

it's also good to see that apple is doubling down on improving the mac line since it's now outselling the ipad line

i wonder if the ipad maxi will be the last version of the ipad

yeah i was honestly kind of worried that they were going full-monty into the "post pc" era poo poo but it seems like actual computers are still good

Edit: ˆˆˆlmaoˆˆ^

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Beeftweeter posted:

if you dont mind not having magsafe, more than one available port, decent performance or a keyboard with decent travel, go for the new macbook

far be it for me to defend the honor of glorious apple products, but the whole point of usb type c / usb 3.1 is that it can be both a charger and a dock at the same time with one cable. having two is only an issue for a power user scenario, and if thats you, you arent the target market anyway

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat

Smythe posted:

pre:
maniacdevnull	74
cremnob		68
infernal machines	54
Beast of Bourbon	53
Dirk Pitt	49
PleasureKevin	49
triple sulk	47
poty	46
BiohazrD	44
qirex	42
Stymie	40
LP0 ON FIRE	40
Pinterest Mom	39
Binary Badger	39
theadder	38
theflyingexecutive	38
haveblue	36
echinopsis	32
Beeftweeter	31
Sniep	31
Ben Grahams Ghost	31
Santas Ainol Elf	29
Fabricated	28
graph	27
BeOSPOS	26
Tusen Takk	25
Blue Train	25
Ripoff	24
A Wheezy Steampunk	19
Logikv9	18
HAIL eSATA-n	18
The Management	16
yard salad	16
Dr. Phildo	15
Smythe	13
uncurable mlady	13
Wild EEPROM	12
Polo-Rican	11
Endless Mike	11
Metrication	11
Snapchat A Titty	10
Last Chance	10
Tiny Bug Child	10
bobbilljim	9
GATOS Y VATOS	9
Locker Room Zubaz	9
Linguica	9
horse mans	9
THC	9
Rahu	9
Just-In-Timeberlake	8
Dolomite	8
trilljester	8
carry on then	8
Pissflaps	8
emoji	7
Busta Chimes.wav	7
Puppy Galaxy	7
Hasters	7
Dislike button	6
Flyndre	6
pram	6
prefect	6
crap nerd	6
ultramiraculous	6
Peanut and the Gang	6
FMguru	6
Mathhole	6
Silver Alicorn	5
Literally The Worst	5
Shifty Pony	5
Vintersorg	5
Elder Postsman	5
DimpledChad	5
wesley snypes	4
BangersInMyKnickers	4
computer parts	4
Nayato	3
Ocrassus	3
My Linux Rig	3
Cocoa Crispies	3
Zeluth	3
zen death robot	3
uninterrupted	3
vodkat	3
hobbesmaster	3
eric	3
Squeezy Farm	3
DaNzA	3
ProSlayer	3
overdesigned	3
KidVanguard	2
Father Jack	2
double dip	2
NoneMoreNegative	2
Scott Forstall	2
Maximum Leader	2
Athletic Footjob	2
H5N1	2
sonatinas	2
my cremnob honeypot...

68 posts in the apple event thread
2 hour probe per post
136 hours
5.6 days
round to nearest valid probe duration
7 day probe

god bless you smythe

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

Smythe posted:



my cremnob honeypot...

68 posts in the apple event thread
2 hour probe per post
136 hours
5.6 days
round to nearest valid probe duration
7 day probe


nice

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

this seems like a bigger number than $3999 what gives sulk?

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
RIP magsafe

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
btw 8.2 just droped

Tiny Bug Child
Sep 11, 2004

Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

maniacdevnull posted:

far be it for me to defend the honor of glorious apple products, but the whole point of usb type c / usb 3.1 is that it can be both a charger and a dock at the same time with one cable. having two is only an issue for a power user scenario, and if thats you, you arent the target market anyway

oh so if i want to plug more than one thing in, i just have to have buy the splitter accessory and carry it around with me all the time

that is not an improvement over having a power hole and a usb hole

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

smythe for eternal leader, also lammo i won at the thread

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

maniacdevnull posted:

far be it for me to defend the honor of glorious apple products, but the whole point of usb type c / usb 3.1 is that it can be both a charger and a dock at the same time with one cable. having two is only an issue for a power user scenario, and if thats you, you arent the target market anyway

youre still going to need some weirdo squid dongle to plug in pretty much anything to it so idk it seems poorly thought out to me

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

Beeftweeter posted:

its got a weird aspect ratio

16:10 is a weird aspect ratio?

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Smythe posted:

pre:
maniacdevnull	74
cremnob		68
infernal machines	54
Beast of Bourbon	53
Dirk Pitt	49
PleasureKevin	49
triple sulk	47
poty	46
BiohazrD	44
qirex	42
Stymie	40
LP0 ON FIRE	40
Pinterest Mom	39
Binary Badger	39
theadder	38
theflyingexecutive	38
haveblue	36
echinopsis	32
Beeftweeter	31
Sniep	31
Ben Grahams Ghost	31
Santas Ainol Elf	29
Fabricated	28
graph	27
BeOSPOS	26
Tusen Takk	25
Blue Train	25
Ripoff	24
A Wheezy Steampunk	19
Logikv9	18
HAIL eSATA-n	18
The Management	16
yard salad	16
Dr. Phildo	15
Smythe	13
uncurable mlady	13
Wild EEPROM	12
Polo-Rican	11
Endless Mike	11
Metrication	11
Snapchat A Titty	10
Last Chance	10
Tiny Bug Child	10
bobbilljim	9
GATOS Y VATOS	9
Locker Room Zubaz	9
Linguica	9
horse mans	9
THC	9
Rahu	9
Just-In-Timeberlake	8
Dolomite	8
trilljester	8
carry on then	8
Pissflaps	8
emoji	7
Busta Chimes.wav	7
Puppy Galaxy	7
Hasters	7
Dislike button	6
Flyndre	6
pram	6
prefect	6
crap nerd	6
ultramiraculous	6
Peanut and the Gang	6
FMguru	6
Mathhole	6
Silver Alicorn	5
Literally The Worst	5
Shifty Pony	5
Vintersorg	5
Elder Postsman	5
DimpledChad	5
wesley snypes	4
BangersInMyKnickers	4
computer parts	4
Nayato	3
Ocrassus	3
My Linux Rig	3
Cocoa Crispies	3
Zeluth	3
zen death robot	3
uninterrupted	3
vodkat	3
hobbesmaster	3
eric	3
Squeezy Farm	3
DaNzA	3
ProSlayer	3
overdesigned	3
KidVanguard	2
Father Jack	2
double dip	2
NoneMoreNegative	2
Scott Forstall	2
Maximum Leader	2
Athletic Footjob	2
H5N1	2
sonatinas	2
my cremnob honeypot...

68 posts in the apple event thread
2 hour probe per post
136 hours
5.6 days
round to nearest valid probe duration
7 day probe

also lol

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Beeftweeter posted:

but they had equal or better performance. this is worse in pretty much every measurable way except for the screen, which is still questionable since its got a strange aspect ratio and isnt even particularly high res

the processor might be clocked at 1.1-1.2GHz but will peak at 2.9GHz and Intel has been pulling off loving miracles when it comes to getting poo poo done with lower clockspeeds. i wouldn't be shocked if the actual performance is a significant jump despite being clocked lower

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Bright Red Modern Buckle sounds like something from a DealExtreme product info.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Smythe posted:

pre:
maniacdevnull	74
cremnob		68
infernal machines	54
Beast of Bourbon	53
Dirk Pitt	49
PleasureKevin	49
triple sulk	47
poty	46
BiohazrD	44
qirex	42
Stymie	40
LP0 ON FIRE	40
Pinterest Mom	39
Binary Badger	39
theadder	38
theflyingexecutive	38
haveblue	36
echinopsis	32
Beeftweeter	31
Sniep	31
Ben Grahams Ghost	31
Santas Ainol Elf	29
Fabricated	28
graph	27
BeOSPOS	26
Tusen Takk	25
Blue Train	25
Ripoff	24
A Wheezy Steampunk	19
Logikv9	18
HAIL eSATA-n	18
The Management	16
yard salad	16
Dr. Phildo	15
Smythe	13
uncurable mlady	13
Wild EEPROM	12
Polo-Rican	11
Endless Mike	11
Metrication	11
Snapchat A Titty	10
Last Chance	10
Tiny Bug Child	10
bobbilljim	9
GATOS Y VATOS	9
Locker Room Zubaz	9
Linguica	9
horse mans	9
THC	9
Rahu	9
Just-In-Timeberlake	8
Dolomite	8
trilljester	8
carry on then	8
Pissflaps	8
emoji	7
Busta Chimes.wav	7
Puppy Galaxy	7
Hasters	7
Dislike button	6
Flyndre	6
pram	6
prefect	6
crap nerd	6
ultramiraculous	6
Peanut and the Gang	6
FMguru	6
Mathhole	6
Silver Alicorn	5
Literally The Worst	5
Shifty Pony	5
Vintersorg	5
Elder Postsman	5
DimpledChad	5
wesley snypes	4
BangersInMyKnickers	4
computer parts	4
Nayato	3
Ocrassus	3
My Linux Rig	3
Cocoa Crispies	3
Zeluth	3
zen death robot	3
uninterrupted	3
vodkat	3
hobbesmaster	3
eric	3
Squeezy Farm	3
DaNzA	3
ProSlayer	3
overdesigned	3
KidVanguard	2
Father Jack	2
double dip	2
NoneMoreNegative	2
Scott Forstall	2
Maximum Leader	2
Athletic Footjob	2
H5N1	2
sonatinas	2
my cremnob honeypot...

68 posts in the apple event thread
2 hour probe per post
136 hours
5.6 days
round to nearest valid probe duration
7 day probe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auQSRrk3IEE

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

Tiny Bug Child posted:

hosed up arrow keys

srsly what the gently caress is this arrangement

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat

maniacdevnull posted:

smythe for eternal leader, also lammo i won at the thread

im surprised i even got in the double digits
pretty much doubled my yospos post count

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

ultramiraculous posted:

16:10 is a weird aspect ratio?

for some reason i thought it was 8:5 and didnt even realize thats 16:10 lol

nevermind its actually a very good aspect ratio

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
maccbook seems like a neesh poroduct

brap
Aug 23, 2004

Grimey Drawer
so should i get a set of bluetooth headphones for use with my new macbook

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

ultramiraculous posted:

srsly what the gently caress is this arrangement



that's the exact same layout it used to be except the bit of bare wasted space is now converted to key so no problems here

Not Al-Qaeda
Mar 20, 2012

Smythe posted:

pre:
maniacdevnull	74
cremnob		68
infernal machines	54
Beast of Bourbon	53
Dirk Pitt	49
PleasureKevin	49
triple sulk	47
poty	46
BiohazrD	44
qirex	42
Stymie	40
LP0 ON FIRE	40
Pinterest Mom	39
Binary Badger	39
theadder	38
theflyingexecutive	38
haveblue	36
echinopsis	32
Beeftweeter	31
Sniep	31
Ben Grahams Ghost	31
Santas Ainol Elf	29
Fabricated	28
graph	27
BeOSPOS	26
Tusen Takk	25
Blue Train	25
Ripoff	24
A Wheezy Steampunk	19
Logikv9	18
HAIL eSATA-n	18
The Management	16
yard salad	16
Dr. Phildo	15
Smythe	13
uncurable mlady	13
Wild EEPROM	12
Polo-Rican	11
Endless Mike	11
Metrication	11
Snapchat A Titty	10
Last Chance	10
Tiny Bug Child	10
bobbilljim	9
GATOS Y VATOS	9
Locker Room Zubaz	9
Linguica	9
horse mans	9
THC	9
Rahu	9
Just-In-Timeberlake	8
Dolomite	8
trilljester	8
carry on then	8
Pissflaps	8
emoji	7
Busta Chimes.wav	7
Puppy Galaxy	7
Hasters	7
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Flyndre	6
pram	6
prefect	6
crap nerd	6
ultramiraculous	6
Peanut and the Gang	6
FMguru	6
Mathhole	6
Silver Alicorn	5
Literally The Worst	5
Shifty Pony	5
Vintersorg	5
Elder Postsman	5
DimpledChad	5
wesley snypes	4
BangersInMyKnickers	4
computer parts	4
Nayato	3
Ocrassus	3
My Linux Rig	3
Cocoa Crispies	3
Zeluth	3
zen death robot	3
uninterrupted	3
vodkat	3
hobbesmaster	3
eric	3
Squeezy Farm	3
DaNzA	3
ProSlayer	3
overdesigned	3
KidVanguard	2
Father Jack	2
double dip	2
NoneMoreNegative	2
Scott Forstall	2
Maximum Leader	2
Athletic Footjob	2
H5N1	2
sonatinas	2
my cremnob honeypot...

68 posts in the apple event thread
2 hour probe per post
136 hours
5.6 days
round to nearest valid probe duration
7 day probe

why are you cyber bullying that poor boy

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

Beeftweeter posted:

youre still going to need some weirdo squid dongle to plug in pretty much anything to it so idk it seems poorly thought out to me

maybe the charging brick will have usb ports on it?

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Shifty Pony posted:

the processor might be clocked at 1.1-1.2GHz but will peak at 2.9GHz and Intel has been pulling off loving miracles when it comes to getting poo poo done with lower clockspeeds. i wouldn't be shocked if the actual performance is a significant jump despite being clocked lower

megacycles myth

(myths megacycle???)

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Shifty Pony posted:

the processor might be clocked at 1.1-1.2GHz but will peak at 2.9GHz and Intel has been pulling off loving miracles when it comes to getting poo poo done with lower clockspeeds. i wouldn't be shocked if the actual performance is a significant jump despite being clocked lower

theres already benchmarks of the broadwell core ms. they're poo poo

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

maybe the charging brick will have usb ports on it?

basically thats the idea

probably not the one that ships in the box but it will be a third-party product in less than 6 month (5 pre-iwatch months on the old time scale)

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Beeftweeter posted:

theres already benchmarks of the broadwell core ms. they're poo poo

yeah i looked em up. i was wrong.

lol. i mean 99.9% of people that just use them to facebook won't notice but not even offering any higher performance is pretty hilarious. they'll probably still manage to overheat too.

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brap
Aug 23, 2004

Grimey Drawer
i was under the impression that the core Ms going into the yoga and poo poo are different than the core Ms going into this.

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