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it's totally non sensicle that they release a MacBook that is lighter and small than the air. the air used to mean lightweight but that's no longer the case the names just mean ntjong at all anymore surprised they didn't call it mac book edition
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it's fun to watch apple head back into the dark descent of the 90s, releasing more and more SKUs for products with practically no differentiation. also requiring dongles for basic functionality is fun. arguably they're saying the usb key is today's floppy now that everything's on the cloud. and you'll never need to plug in anything else either
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:07 |
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gave dad my old ipad, currently imessaging with him about why the apple watch is dumb truly a remarkable age we live in
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:07 |
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ultramiraculous posted:oh so there's more materials porn videos:
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:09 |
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zen death robot posted:good lord its a loving watch that kind of does some other tricks, its not a "game changer" y'all really hung up on this "charged every day" thing did a power adapter kill your cat or something? do you have an electricity allergy? i see people say "lol u have to charge it!!!" but there's no real explanation of why that's bad or what they'd rather have. if you don't want one, don't get one. some people find the 'phone companion' stuff useful and are glad that there's a halfway decent looking thing that combines all of it.
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uncurable mlady posted:y'all really hung up on this "charged every day" thing charging a watch lmfao
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:11 |
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shut up catte
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Wootman posted:charging a watch lmfao i'm sorry for your crippling learning disability that prevents you from associating objects with their functions, it must be a very difficult way to go through life
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uncurable mlady posted:i'm sorry for your crippling learning disability that prevents you from associating objects with their functions, it must be a very difficult way to go through life charging a loving watch
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Wootman posted:charging a loving watch weak tea man, weak tea
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:14 |
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the new ipad air is going to be so thin that they will package it with kevlar gloves
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:14 |
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c'mon u got something better than that
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Wootman posted:charging a watch lmfao i think brookstone now carries the torch of the ultimate edge-case watch charging accessory - the ubiquitous 4 bay watch wiggler pod
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uncurable mlady posted:c'mon u got something better than that buying an apple watch is the funniest thing it really cant get any funnier
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Wootman posted:buying an apple watch is the funniest thing it really cant get any funnier 0/10
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Sniep posted:i think brookstone now carries the torch of the ultimate edge-case watch charging accessory - the ubiquitous 4 bay watch wiggler pod oh my goddddd please do not watch the video on this link trigger warning: offensive whiteness and privilege
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:17 |
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you should tag in fishmech or someone
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:18 |
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zen death robot posted:is reaching for the phone that's within just a few feet or less from you at all times that hard? did you pull a muscle trying to jump up to grab your phone when it was too far from you one time? yes, it's so convenient to pull my phone out of my pocket rather than just look at my wrist.
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:19 |
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im late; did they announce the 11" ipad that i would unironically buy immediately upon release?
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:19 |
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it doesn't take that much longer to pull out my phone and look at it tbh
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:19 |
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uncurable mlady posted:yes, it's so convenient to pull my phone out of my pocket rather than just look at my wrist. are your pants so tight that you have a hard time taking it out?
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:20 |
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Wootman posted:are your pants so tight that you have a hard time taking it out? look at this unstylish nerd who is still using the skinny jeans meme in 2015
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:21 |
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Locker Room Zubaz posted:look at this unstylish nerd who is still using the skinny jeans meme in 2015 i wear skinny jeans and i dont have a hard time taking out my phone..
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:22 |
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zen death robot posted:well at least we know the problem that it's solving is extreme laziness i get enough emails, messages, and calendar events throughout the day that i'd much rather be able to simply glance at my wrist to prioritize notifications rather than have to pull my phone out every time (especially when i'm interacting with other people; a situation i know many may not be able to relate to itt). not to mention, i can control my music, track my heart rate, and use other great Apple features like Pay and Passbook straight from the Watch
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:23 |
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man this is hard, how does cremnob do it
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:24 |
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still getting a watch tho, it'll be a neat little gadget
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uncurable mlady posted:i get enough emails, messages, and calendar events throughout the day that i'd much rather be able to simply glance at my wrist to prioritize notifications rather than have to pull my phone out every time (especially when i'm interacting with other people; a situation i know many may not be able to relate to itt). not to mention, i can control my music, track my heart rate, and use other great Apple features like Pay and Passbook straight from the Watch looking at your wrist to try and check emails on that tiny rear end screen is gonna look way more retarded than just looking at your phone for like a sec
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:25 |
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zen death robot posted:lmao im just not a dick during my meetings and social events and know that it's ok to ignore my phone sometimes
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zen death robot posted:cant wait for the apple watch to be a hit and a bunch of socially impaired tech addicts start thinking it's ok to talk into their wrist on speakerphone all the time in public too honestly this is the biggest crime perpetrated here. there is no loving scenario where you will ever, ever, need to use a speakerphone on your wrist. you know when you can use a speakerphone? when you're sitting at a goddamned desk in an office/conference room with the loving door closed. and then you can just put your huge-rear end phone on the table instead of pretending to be an uglier, fatter, dick tracey while in line at the coffee shop.
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:26 |
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fits my needs posted:why not just get a fitbit if you want tracking stuff. doesn't it do most of the stuff at a cheaper pricepoint and you can pretend you workout? plus you can probably sync your Fitbit with your employer's wellness program!
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uncurable mlady posted:man this is hard, how does cremnob do it cremnob is dumb as rocks, he just rapid fire posts 9to5 mac and quote greuber you're better than that
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infernal machines posted:cremnob is dumb as rocks, he just rapid fire posts 9to5 mac and quote greuber thanks, i think.
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:28 |
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i like the idea of taking calls on the watch because i don't have an in-car bt
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:29 |
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can't really think of a lot of other places i'd use it
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Elder Postsman posted:plus you can probably sync your Fitbit with your employer's wellness program! and the us government's preferred citizen program
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:29 |
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uncurable mlady posted:i like the idea of taking calls on the watch because i don't have an in-car bt put your phone on the dash and turn on the speakerphone
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uncurable mlady posted:i like the idea of taking calls on the watch because i don't have an in-car bt how would that be significantly better than using speaker phone with your phone in the cupholder like the rest of the cavemen with no integrated bt audio?
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Pissflaps posted:no, because the people who thought that the iphone and ipad were good products have been proven correct Pissflaps posted:the iphone did nothing that other devices couldnt already do: it just did them better, and packaged them in such a way that people wanted to own the product
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:31 |
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JESUS CHRIST YOURE ALL AWFUL
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my friend garph
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