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Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty






Mike du Jour






Intelligent Life






Retail





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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Have another catchup post!















ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
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Pearls Before Swine


Pros & Cons

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

I wonder if John Zakour likes legs?


This is actually just a little bit sad :smith:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth



Johnny Aztec posted:

I may be 12 years old, but "The Bum Boat" still cracks me the gently caress up./
Same here. What an odd coincidence. Life is indeed strange and wondrous.

Rex Morgan MD



Well this is sure to help with that.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
When the Devil child hears of this there will be deaths.

Paintings that warp the minds of those foolish enough to let their gaze fall upon them. Blood and bile will be her paints, his flayed skin her canvas etc etc.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
"HEY, LETS GO ON DOWN TO THE BUM BOAT!"

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


The cartoon character has no idea how net neutrality works.

Indolent Bastard posted:

Intelligent Life


Good joke. Everybody laugh.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Indolent Bastard posted:



Unintelligent Life


Does anyone else read her character design as supposed to be old? The no chin, jewelry style, turtle neck, hairdo, and saggy tits always made her seem a lot older than the other characters so it always feels weird when I see reference to her being with Barry. I guess he could be a MILF hunter but he could still do better.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Selachian posted:

The cartoon character has no idea how net neutrality works.

Sadly, there's a lot of conservative political cartoonists who think that "Net Neutrality" means that now the FCC can just say what we can and can't do online because the FCC made a huge decision about the internet.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes



Ripley's

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

Johnny Walker posted:

[

Mary Worth





I am nearly 50 years old, and every time I see 'The Bum Boat,' I cackle like the sad, mad hag that I am.

The Bum Boat -- bringing together people across age, gender, and national lines.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

Green Intern posted:

This is actually just a little bit sad :smith:

There is an Amazon store. It's at Purdue University.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Green Intern posted:

I wonder if John Zakour likes legs?


Legs, and boobs, apparently. The woman in red is going to fall over forward. I was going to suggest that maybe he studied The Great Master a little too much, but Brooke isn't really a chest man.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

Bismuth posted:

Does anyone else read her character design as supposed to be old? The no chin, jewelry style, turtle neck, hairdo, and saggy tits always made her seem a lot older than the other characters so it always feels weird when I see reference to her being with Barry. I guess he could be a MILF hunter but he could still do better.
No, she definitely looks middle-aged. And it's pretty rich that the woman who humors a manchild slob is telling other women who they should not be attracted to.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Bismuth posted:

Does anyone else read her character design as supposed to be old? The no chin, jewelry style, turtle neck, hairdo, and saggy tits always made her seem a lot older than the other characters so it always feels weird when I see reference to her being with Barry. I guess he could be a MILF hunter but he could still do better.

She's supposed to be a nerd girl. Intelligent Life being what it is, I fully expect there to be a story where she takes her glasses off, lets her hair down, and is suddenly transformed into a jaw-dropping stunner.


Green Intern posted:

I wonder if John Zakour likes legs?

Just because every woman in the strip seems to wear the same pair of five-inch heels ...

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Midnight Moth posted:

No, she definitely looks middle-aged. And it's pretty rich that the woman who humors a manchild slob is telling other women who they should not be attracted to.

So a slightly dumpy middle aged woman has a buff guy with a good job and a CHIN (hot commodity in this comic) and shes complaining about it? If he was a huge dick I could sort of see it but as I've said before hes shown quite a bit more compassion in that comic than most of the other characters despite his quirks, I genuinely feel bad for the guy with how much his friends/loved ones talk poo poo about him.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Midnight Moth posted:

There is an Amazon store. It's at Purdue University.


I more meant that the old man is wandering alone and confused through the mall, but it's nice to hear that Amazon is embracing brick and mortar.

Syntax Erin
Jan 1, 2012


It's not free. You have to pay to be in Amazon Prime, sir, so it's more like Sam's Club.

That being said, I have it and it's worth my money.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





I can't help but wonder if that's an app to turn cursive in to print for the Can't Read Cursive people or the other way around for the Can't Write Cursive Nicely people. It's Compu-Toon, though, so it could just turn cursive into anti-bully cell phone Internets for all I know.


I love a good Mary Worth victory lap.

Evil Mastermind posted:

Sadly, there's a lot of conservative political cartoonists who think that "Net Neutrality" means that now the FCC can just say what we can and can't do online because the FCC made a huge decision about the internet.

And on my Facebook feed as well! :suicide:



Luann


And since it's Monday...




Oh boy. Better get ready for some :words:! (Actually while some of it is definitely less interesting than other parts, some of these are nice if you like behind the scenes stuff, and some of the earlier ones where she talks about her childhood with her dad are kind of sweet. :) )













Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

Syntax Erin posted:

It's not free. You have to pay to be in Amazon Prime, sir, so it's more like Sam's Club.
If whatever you're ordering is over $35 it's still free even without Prime. You just don't get it in two days.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhEs9KUQ4qo

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth



Same here. What an odd coincidence. Life is indeed strange and wondrous.

Is it that time of year again where Dr. Cory pops in, asks Mary to marry him, and vanishes off to Viet Nam when she spurns his advances for the umpteenth time?


Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Batom Comics? Seriously? Go gently caress yourself Batiuk.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Two things from that Luann stuff I didn't read:
-- I see where Greg got his idea that girls/young women dress like weirdos.
-- those eyes in the last picture. Evans looks like a maniac but he wrote Luann. Something doesn't add up.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon
Classic Funky

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo (March 11, 1957)



Peanuts: Year Two (May 4, 1952)



Super-Fun-Pak Comix



Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Sally Forth



The Amazing Spider-Man



Juliet Jones



Phantom Classic



Radio Patrol



Rip Kirby



Big Ben Bolt

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Dustin

I don't believe people who say they've never dropped the phone. How have you never dropped your phone (unless you never use it)?

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

A chance to spend more of Skip's folks' money? Heck yes.

On the Fastrack

Is Holbrook asking for Fastrack edits? Is that what this is? That's bold.

Safe Havens

"Yeah, I was hoping for some kinky transformation charades instead."

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Bonus from outta nowhere: Learn Spanish With BC!



Cazar = to hunt
Casar = to marry

Now, students, from the text fill in the blank: "Do you have a guide for ____ing a Tyrannosaurus Rex?"

"Eres un idiota"? Sí, realmente.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Midnight Moth posted:

On the Fastrack

Is Holbrook asking for Fastrack edits? Is that what this is? That's bold.
Yes, Holbrook, that's how memes work.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Andertoons


Lost Side of Suburbia



Dick Tracy



Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


And clearly that explains why he was killed with a pistol and not that rifle.

Deep Dark Fears

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Wanamingo posted:

Deep Dark Fears


Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


My, what a tragedy it would be should a newspaper comic ever end. :geno:

Midnight Moth posted:

I don't believe people who say they've never dropped the phone. How have you never dropped your phone (unless you never use it)?
By holding onto it? It doesn't seem that difficult to me.


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


The car is driving on the left, so obviously this is a country where the steering wheel goes on the right. So why do two of the suspects have left-hand-drive cars? :confused:

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Luann is such a legacy!

Pro writer.

CaptainCaveman
Apr 16, 2005

Always searching for North.

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


But what about the random "1312" in panel 6, Inspector? What about that?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

CaptainCaveman posted:

But what about the random "1312" in panel 6, Inspector? What about that?

They're numbered, for your convenience. The one Tiggum up there posted is 1388.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Wanamingo posted:

Dick Tracy



Is Tracy going to take on Jihadis/Crusaders/Evangelicals?

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
SPIT
WORDS
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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Indolent Bastard posted:

Intelligent Life




STOP MUGGING THE CAMERA FOR THE PUNCHLINE, JESUS

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Legs, and boobs, apparently. The woman in red is going to fall over forward. I was going to suggest that maybe he studied The Great Master a little too much, but Brooke isn't really a chest man.
Based on how he draws his legs almost digitigrade I would put money on there being a significant amount of furry porn in his portfolio.

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