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Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
a defenseman named pilon

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Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



Dandy Kaiser posted:

a defenseman named pilon

I can't really :allears: hard enough.

Also Felix better be number one. :(

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Aww ben bitdiddle didn't make it to the game :sigh:

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Why am I on the second line????????

I can punch mans

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Hockles posted:

McPhallus -- Cola
Longrod -- Athanatos
Bignell -- Provorov

Top pairing, nice.

Definitely excite for this draft tomorrow. I dunno if I can follow it live on Twitter but it'll make for a good read at work Wednesday.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Bregor posted:

Top pairing, nice.

Definitely excite for this draft tomorrow. I dunno if I can follow it live on Twitter but it'll make for a good read at work Wednesday.

That's a sensual pairing if I've seen one
#fucktoronto

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
This should be a fun time. I hope Felix actually plays in it, or I will have to tweet a lot.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Dandy Kaiser posted:

a defenseman named pilon

The son of the former dman named pilon????

@stabbymcstabson gently caress im drunk, give me my wonderlic test now lmao

@stabbymcstabson oh poo poo u mean even if i do @ it doesnt post this to twitter wtf get ur poo poo together internet

Edit 1: gently caress whats the rest of the order

Edit 2: fisrt psot

Edit 33: get the fuckoff my parents lawns TVA nobody likes u owned

stab fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Mar 10, 2015

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake



Heh.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line


ps: how do you guys do your fancy twitter screenshots, I don't remember

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

I just Print Screen, paste into Paint, crop, and upload.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2015 CHL Top Prospects Game Results
pre:
      1  2  3
TPR   1  2  1 - 4
TPW   0  0  0 - 0


 TPR                       TPW
   4        Goals            0
  37     Total Shots        30
  18         Hits           15
20:43   Time On Attack    19:23
  35       Faceoffs         45
   4         PIM            10
 2/5      Powerplays       0/2
Scoring Summary
1st Period
5:16 -- (TPR) J. Eichel (N. Hanifin, J. Hilder)

2nd Period
6:52 -- (TPR) D. Strome (A. Strand, J. Zboril)
7:30 -- (TPR) J. Eichel (J. Hilder, N. Hanifin)

3rd Period
13:50 - (TPR) J. Helar (P. Wang, R. Peters)


Penalty Summary
1st Period
1:00 -- (TPW) T. Konecny -- Interference (Minor)
3:46 -- (TPW) T. Konecny -- Holding (Minor)

2nd Period
7:22 -- (TPW) F. Lemur -- Tripping (Minor)
8:15 -- (TPR) J. Eichel -- Interference (Minor)

3rd Period
1:46 -- (TPW) J. Longrod -- Holding the Stick (Minor)
6:15 -- (TPR) F. Stats -- Holding the Stick (Minor)
9:42 -- (TPW) R. McPhallus -- Interference (Minor)

3 Stars of the Game
1) (TPR) Jack Flinn (Shutout, 30 saves)
2) (TPR) Jack Eichel (2 goals)
3) (TPR) Noah Hanifin (2 assists, +1)

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
gently caress you Jack Flinn, let some people score you assface.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
It's an honour to be nominated, I guess? #felixisno1inourhearts

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
"@thecoladefense was cool skating wit u bruh. solid nite. gl on drfat day"

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
They can't score a goal when Cola is on ice :smug:

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Susan is tearing apart John :smith:

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007




Dad said to give booze to my teammates. It didn't work.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
I should have been a star of the game not that BC weenie Noah Hanifin

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
The first game Lemur plays Longrod, Longrod needs to beat the living poo poo out of him, tia

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Susan is tearing apart John :smith:

http://www.gorgeousgeorgeshow.net/sue.html

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

well John isn't that messed up :stare:

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Top Hats Monthly posted:

The first game Lemur plays Longrod, Longrod needs to beat the living poo poo out of him, tia

Like there's just one Susan in the world

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Flyinglemur posted:

Like there's just one Susan in the world

I was about to tweet oh, nevermind, different Susan >:(

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
We have fun

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
John Longrod:

Torn apart by Susanne
Will give you cash to help you out
In a eternal fight with his brother
Really loves you, even if he punches you.
Bible study leader

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
aaaaalmost theeerrree

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
k coolcool now that the scrub class is almost drafted, it's nearly time for all the baller af Class of '16 prospects :o:

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
gotta get through the season first champeen

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
nah that's alright we can just skip past that

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Dandy Kaiser posted:

nah that's alright we can just skip past that

Can you join my team and SMASH

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
I usually get Tuesdays and Wednesdays off from work but this week got changed to Weds/Thurs so I won't get to see the draft as it happens :(

What does it say about me that I am genuinely bummed about this? I explained all of this to my girlfriend (Not named Susie) and she thought it was the silliest thing she's ever heard of. Then she made me explain it to her parents. Her dad grew up in Italy. This...this didn't translate well.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Can you join my team and SMASH

Crushinator goes where Crushinator is needed and there is always smashing aplenty

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Flyinglemur posted:

I usually get Tuesdays and Wednesdays off from work but this week got changed to Weds/Thurs so I won't get to see the draft as it happens :(

What does it say about me that I am genuinely bummed about this? I explained all of this to my girlfriend (Not named Susie) and she thought it was the silliest thing she's ever heard of. Then she made me explain it to her parents. Her dad grew up in Italy. This...this didn't translate well.

"I am pretending to be a hockeyman on the internet for laffs"

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

JawKnee posted:

"I am pretending to be a hockeyman on the internet for laffs"

I too had to explain this to a chick. She was wondering why my phone kept buzzing.

I felt like such a goon :cripes:

Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Mar 10, 2015

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
I've been with my girlfriend for 11 years, and we have two kids together, but I'm not even going try to explain this for her.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

I pretended I was reading other people doing it

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Anders posted:

I've been with my girlfriend for 11 years, and we have two kids together, but I'm not even going try to explain this for her.

Yeah, my wife knows nothing about this and that's the way I likes it.

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Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



My girlfriend thinks it's hilarious and was pissed I didn't tell her about it before slots filled up. v:shobon:v

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