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BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
It's probably on air.

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Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

Harlequins belong in the terrible car stuff thread. They're genuinely hideous.

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

Mooseykins posted:

Harlequins belong in the terrible car stuff thread. They're genuinely hideous.

This is wrong and you are wrong.

:colbert:

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Mooseykins posted:

Harlequins belong in the terrible car stuff thread. They're genuinely hideous.



Looks great on the Mustang dude.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!


This is baller. Harlequin everything, all the time.

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Harlequin is ugly as hell. I can appreciate it as being fun, and like they they exist, but it doesn't look "good" in any sense.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


The flat coloured one looks dope as gently caress, I don't know what to tell you.

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!
When i see them i wish i was more colourblind than i already am. :colbert:

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Mooseykins posted:

When i see them i wish i was more colourblind than i already am. :colbert:

Yes, let's take the colorblind guy's opinions on color seriously

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     
Saw this, this past weekend:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

BlackMK4 posted:

It's probably on air.

The driver is definitely on something.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Panty Saluter posted:

Yes, let's take the colorblind guy's opinions on color seriously

:boom:

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

Panty Saluter posted:

Yes, let's take the colorblind guy's opinions on color seriously

Aww man, why you have to go and hurt my feelings for?

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
I'm a sucker for low hanging fruit v:v:v

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Those cars look like poo poo. It was fun and interesting the first few times people tried it but now it's just played out and unimaginative. It's one of those low-effort things people do to try and seem somehow unique or quirky or clever when they're really just doing the same dumb poo poo that a bunch of other people have done, in the exact same way. Why not make each panel have a different artwork or something? Something actually different instead of the same stupid primary colour bullshit every drat time.

See also:

matte black
'murdered out'
chrome wrap

And all that other dumb poo poo that was only cool the first time.

It's like hearing a really funny joke and then having thousands of people run around screaming the same joke at the top of their lungs and looking at you expecting you to laugh uproariously. For years.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Slavvy posted:

Those cars look like poo poo. It was fun and interesting the first few times people tried it but now it's just played out and unimaginative. It's one of those low-effort things people do to try and seem somehow unique or quirky or clever when they're really just doing the same dumb poo poo that a bunch of other people have done, in the exact same way. Why not make each panel have a different artwork or something? Something actually different instead of the same stupid primary colour bullshit every drat time.

See also:

matte black
'murdered out'
chrome wrap

And all that other dumb poo poo that was only cool the first time.

It's like hearing a really funny joke and then having thousands of people run around screaming the same joke at the top of their lungs and looking at you expecting you to laugh uproariously. For years.
It looks pretty good imo.

Mooseykins
Aug 9, 2013

Triangle tits and an annoying sex voice?

Fuuuuck youuuuu sluuuut!

Slavvy posted:

Those cars look like poo poo. It was fun and interesting the first few times people tried it but now it's just played out and unimaginative. It's one of those low-effort things people do to try and seem somehow unique or quirky or clever when they're really just doing the same dumb poo poo that a bunch of other people have done, in the exact same way. Why not make each panel have a different artwork or something? Something actually different instead of the same stupid primary colour bullshit every drat time.

See also:

matte black
'murdered out'
chrome wrap

And all that other dumb poo poo that was only cool the first time.

It's like hearing a really funny joke and then having thousands of people run around screaming the same joke at the top of their lungs and looking at you expecting you to laugh uproariously. For years.

We got Golf Harlequins from the factory here in Europe, but they were all real poo poo base models, on 13" steelies with naff cloth interior and a poo poo engine. So all other things aside, they're imitating what was a crap car to start with. Kind of a gimmicky thing, but not something you'd ever want to own yourself.

The matte colours i always thought looked crap, once saw an E38 7-Series and matte black and it looked ok, but i wouldn't have it myself.

Chrome is for gaudy flash cunts who want to feed their egos. :colbert: (But i have seen a chrome Audi A8 press car and it looked pretty cool, because it was the aluminium body fully polished and clearcoated.)

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Slavvy posted:

It's like hearing a really funny joke and then having thousands of people run around screaming the same joke at the top of their lungs and looking at you expecting you to laugh uproariously. For years.

I'M RICK JAMES BITCH.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Slavvy posted:

matte black
'murdered out'

And all that other dumb poo poo that was only cool the first time.

You shut your filthy mouth right now. Matte black and murdered out cars will always be cool :colbert:

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
This talk of paint schemes warrants posting of the greatest every racing livery: The "Pig Pig" 917, possibly also the greatest race car ever:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ud3TWUz4WM

In case you're wondering, those are the different cuts of meat you get from a pig.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Schwanz means tail, but is also slang for penis. :eng101:

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.


I smell Kastein...

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

InitialDave posted:



I smell Kastein...

It took me a couple of watches to realize that they aren't kids.

I'm not sure if that makes it more entertaining or less.

I'm a bad person.

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich

InitialDave posted:



I smell Kastein...

It's a Jeep thing.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

InitialDave posted:



I smell Kastein...

Hmm looks like every Formula One season since 2010.

A3th3r
Jul 27, 2013

success is a dream & achievements are the cream

InitialDave posted:



I smell Kastein...

that looks like Moab, Utah to me.

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich

A3th3r posted:

that looks like Moab, Utah to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yCCcVJE54

There's years of these things on youtube. Now I really want to do it.

eyebeem fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Mar 10, 2015

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Butt Wizard posted:

This talk of paint schemes warrants posting of the greatest every racing livery: The "Pig Pig" 917, possibly also the greatest race car ever:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ud3TWUz4WM

In case you're wondering, those are the different cuts of meat you get from a pig.

While I love the meat car, you're severely mistaken as to the best livery. :colbert:



oh, and this

GramCracker fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Mar 10, 2015

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
No.

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Gulf always wins.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

Gulf DOES always win but I'm personally also quite partial to Martini livery.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...



:911:

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
:911::911::911::911::911::911::911::911:

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Ahem. :britain:

A3th3r
Jul 27, 2013

success is a dream & achievements are the cream
:corrupt:

this is QUITE similar to my old car but this guy modded it up with all of the things I wanted to do to it

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich
A nice long line of gulf livery legends... followed by a boring modded impreza.

Come on, man.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009


I'm partial to the Falken livery my self

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I had an RC car in this livery as a kid.



Classy. As. gently caress.

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich

88h88 posted:

I had an RC car in this livery as a kid.



Classy. As. gently caress.

I look forward to the future Royalton Racing livery

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008



The old Impreza coupes have such perfect proportions, god drat.

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