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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

LifeGetsWorser posted:

Oh, *snort*, is this about money?

You're extremely careful with money.

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Parachute
May 18, 2003

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

No! Pick it up more in the front! It's got to be higher! Higher! Make a wall! A wall!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
And here's to David Puddy, for helping me install a much-needed garbage disposal in my shower.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Well, she's talking a blue streak now, Jack!

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

potee posted:

And here's to David Puddy, for helping me install a much-needed garbage disposal in my shower.

Low flow?? I don't like the sound of that...

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

Relayer posted:

Low flow?? I don't like the sound of that...

GERMS

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Jerry? Joe Davola. I have a hair on my tongue. Can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? Of course you do. You put it there. I know what you said about me, Seinfeld. I know you badmouthed me to the execs at NBC. Put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Gyshall posted:

Jerry? Joe Davola. I have a hair on my tongue. Can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? Of course you do. You put it there. I know what you said about me, Seinfeld. I know you badmouthed me to the execs at NBC. Put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.

:supaburn:WhatamIgoingtododidyouhearthatthatguy'sgonnaputakiboshonmehe'scrazyhe'soutofhismind:supaburn:

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
I'll make a few calls.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
A muffin can be very filling! :mad:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Coffee And Pie posted:

:supaburn:WhatamIgoingtododidyouhearthatthatguy'sgonnaputakiboshonmehe'scrazyhe'soutofhismind:supaburn:

It's not true. You're a wonderful, wonderful boy. Everybody likes you. It's impossible not to like you. Impossible. Gyshall?

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

potee posted:

It's not true. You're a wonderful, wonderful boy. Everybody likes you. It's impossible not to like you. Impossible. Gyshall?

This is some building!

Root Bear used to have an office here. There was a deli on the first floor. You don't get corned beef like that anymore!

What happened to that deli?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Root Bear posted:

A muffin can be very filling! :mad:

Top of the muffin... TO YOU!!!!!!!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Red posted:

This is some building!

Root Bear used to have an office here. There was a deli on the first floor. You don't get corned beef like that anymore!

What happened to that deli?

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

Root Bear posted:

A muffin can be very filling! :mad:

That's not me talking! It's Science!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Oh that's right go home to your dumbbells, go work on your Pecs, and your lact, were all really impressed, yeah that's right you got a problem with that!?

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
I didn't mean anything by it. I don't even know L. Ron Hubbard. I didn't know you were with that group.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Capt. Sticl posted:

I didn't mean anything by it. I don't even know L. Ron Hubbard. I didn't know you were with that group.

Wait. Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
I'm here to clean the carpets. Most of the world is carpeted. And, one day, we will do the cleaning.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Tell him to eat a plum.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

mojo1701a posted:

Tell him to eat a plum.

Who's Mister Fancy? :raise:

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

mojo1701a posted:

Tell him to eat a plum.

Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I'm having it.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Sharzak posted:

Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I'm having it.

No. If you feed him he'll never leave.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Never thought a hat would ruin my life

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

myron cope posted:

Never thought a hat would ruin my life

Remember that Panama hat? That was nothing! :mad:

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Hey, Sugar Ray Leonard can eat on the house anytime.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

potee posted:

Remember that Panama hat? That was nothing! :mad:

This hat just bottles in the heat, I don't even need a coat! It's unbelievable!

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

Shima Honnou posted:

This hat just bottles in the heat, I don't even need a coat! It's unbelievable!

I'm gonna pull that big hood over his little head, tie the string... and suffocate him. :mad:

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

This hat just bottles in the heat, I don't even need a coat! It's unbelievable!

I don't believe it.

(I also like Jerry's "why didn't you get the big one" delivery too)

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Relayer posted:

I'm gonna pull that big hood over his little head, tie the string... and suffocate him. :mad:

Relayer... what are you doing here?!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

mojo1701a posted:

Relayer... what are you doing here?!

He said he's gonna sew your rear end to your face...

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






We're all out of lime juice. I told that woman to buy more.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

haljordan posted:

We're all out of lime juice. I told that woman to buy more.

Oh hey, haljordan, we're out of kaiser rolls.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






mojo1701a posted:

Oh hey, haljordan, we're out of kaiser rolls.

I think we might have one left in the stock room!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
You know salsa is now the number one condiment in America.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

potee posted:

You know salsa is now the number one condiment in America.

You dipped the chip... You took a bite... And you dipped again.

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

potee posted:

You know salsa is now the number one condiment in America.

That's perverse!

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