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LifeGetsWorser posted:Oh, *snort*, is this about money? You're extremely careful with money.
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No! Pick it up more in the front! It's got to be higher! Higher! Make a wall! A wall!
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 21:06 |
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And here's to David Puddy, for helping me install a much-needed garbage disposal in my shower.
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# ? Mar 10, 2015 22:06 |
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Well, she's talking a blue streak now, Jack!
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potee posted:And here's to David Puddy, for helping me install a much-needed garbage disposal in my shower. Low flow?? I don't like the sound of that...
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Relayer posted:Low flow?? I don't like the sound of that... GERMS
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 03:45 |
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Jerry? Joe Davola. I have a hair on my tongue. Can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? Of course you do. You put it there. I know what you said about me, Seinfeld. I know you badmouthed me to the execs at NBC. Put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again.
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Gyshall posted:Jerry? Joe Davola. I have a hair on my tongue. Can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? Of course you do. You put it there. I know what you said about me, Seinfeld. I know you badmouthed me to the execs at NBC. Put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will kibosh again. WhatamIgoingtododidyouhearthatthatguy'sgonnaputakiboshonmehe'scrazyhe'soutofhismind
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I'll make a few calls.
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 06:10 |
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A muffin can be very filling!
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Coffee And Pie posted:WhatamIgoingtododidyouhearthatthatguy'sgonnaputakiboshonmehe'scrazyhe'soutofhismind It's not true. You're a wonderful, wonderful boy. Everybody likes you. It's impossible not to like you. Impossible. Gyshall?
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potee posted:It's not true. You're a wonderful, wonderful boy. Everybody likes you. It's impossible not to like you. Impossible. Gyshall? This is some building! Root Bear used to have an office here. There was a deli on the first floor. You don't get corned beef like that anymore! What happened to that deli?
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Root Bear posted:A muffin can be very filling! Top of the muffin... TO YOU!!!!!!!
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Red posted:This is some building!
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 01:54 |
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Root Bear posted:A muffin can be very filling! That's not me talking! It's Science!
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 18:04 |
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Oh that's right go home to your dumbbells, go work on your Pecs, and your lact, were all really impressed, yeah that's right you got a problem with that!?
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 18:29 |
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I didn't mean anything by it. I don't even know L. Ron Hubbard. I didn't know you were with that group.
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Capt. Sticl posted:I didn't mean anything by it. I don't even know L. Ron Hubbard. I didn't know you were with that group. Wait. Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 13:27 |
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I'm here to clean the carpets. Most of the world is carpeted. And, one day, we will do the cleaning.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:14 |
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Tell him to eat a plum.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:21 |
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mojo1701a posted:Tell him to eat a plum. Who's Mister Fancy?
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:33 |
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mojo1701a posted:Tell him to eat a plum. Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I'm having it.
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Sharzak posted:Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I'm having it. No. If you feed him he'll never leave.
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# ? Mar 14, 2015 00:53 |
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Never thought a hat would ruin my life
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# ? Mar 14, 2015 01:18 |
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myron cope posted:Never thought a hat would ruin my life Remember that Panama hat? That was nothing!
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# ? Mar 14, 2015 05:25 |
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Hey, Sugar Ray Leonard can eat on the house anytime.
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# ? Mar 14, 2015 06:22 |
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potee posted:Remember that Panama hat? That was nothing! This hat just bottles in the heat, I don't even need a coat! It's unbelievable!
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# ? Mar 14, 2015 16:34 |
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Shima Honnou posted:This hat just bottles in the heat, I don't even need a coat! It's unbelievable! I'm gonna pull that big hood over his little head, tie the string... and suffocate him.
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Shima Honnou posted:This hat just bottles in the heat, I don't even need a coat! It's unbelievable! I don't believe it. (I also like Jerry's "why didn't you get the big one" delivery too)
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Relayer posted:I'm gonna pull that big hood over his little head, tie the string... and suffocate him. Relayer... what are you doing here?!
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 02:46 |
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mojo1701a posted:Relayer... what are you doing here?! He said he's gonna sew your rear end to your face...
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 04:07 |
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We're all out of lime juice. I told that woman to buy more.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 04:10 |
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I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 04:45 |
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haljordan posted:We're all out of lime juice. I told that woman to buy more. Oh hey, haljordan, we're out of kaiser rolls.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 15:31 |
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mojo1701a posted:Oh hey, haljordan, we're out of kaiser rolls. I think we might have one left in the stock room!
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 20:29 |
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You know salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
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# ? Mar 15, 2015 23:28 |
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potee posted:You know salsa is now the number one condiment in America. You dipped the chip... You took a bite... And you dipped again.
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potee posted:You know salsa is now the number one condiment in America. That's perverse!
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